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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars You have to be in the right mindset
I'm a music freak, I listen to so much. All genres, everything. I know a lot about music and you're going to take my word for this because itd take too long to give examples of why you should believe me. THIS, is not intelligent music in any sense. But it is still amazing. You want good electroclash, go get ladytron-604. You want something that is going to keep you...
Published on February 3, 2004 by Max Vernon

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Raunchy, wicked, and fun
She got f***ed by a fry! Burger baby is probably one of the best songs on this album. It's so strange and hilarious. The girl gets pregnant by a french fry and almost has a burger baby abortion. She decides to keep her burger baby by the end of the song. Yeah, the whole album is like that. Strange lyrics that will keep you laughing for years to come. When I was trying to...
Published on May 22, 2005 by James G


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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Raunchy, wicked, and fun, May 22, 2005
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James G "J.M.G." (Long Beach, California) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Hello Doctor (Audio CD)
She got f***ed by a fry! Burger baby is probably one of the best songs on this album. It's so strange and hilarious. The girl gets pregnant by a french fry and almost has a burger baby abortion. She decides to keep her burger baby by the end of the song. Yeah, the whole album is like that. Strange lyrics that will keep you laughing for years to come. When I was trying to study for finals, this album kept me up even in the late hours of the night. Raunchy, wicked, and fun but may be too extreme for granny. Gravy Train!!!! sounds like the B-52s on an acid trip.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars You have to be in the right mindset, February 3, 2004
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Max Vernon (Santa Monica, CA USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Hello Doctor (Audio CD)
I'm a music freak, I listen to so much. All genres, everything. I know a lot about music and you're going to take my word for this because itd take too long to give examples of why you should believe me. THIS, is not intelligent music in any sense. But it is still amazing. You want good electroclash, go get ladytron-604. You want something that is going to keep you laughing your ass off whenever you're in that giddy mood or even when you need to be cheered up? Get this. The lyrics are extremely raunchy...but its nothing you probably havent heard before.

Get this cd...you can prolly scrap up enough money to buy it in chunk change alone just lying hidden in the sofa.

have fun-

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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Trashy RAP CD!!, June 3, 2003
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anthony h sanders (palmdale, california United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Hello Doctor (Audio CD)
...so I decided to leave a different point of view for other people who are curious about GRAVY TRAIN!!. This is what makes music fun. Loud, trashy electro! I really love how the vocals are a mixture of rap diva, riot grrrl, and a little bit of cheerleader thrown into the background. The keyboards sound so amatuer and cheap, that's why it's so good! Aside from the vulgar sexuality, I think the lyrics are pretty clever and playful. ... On this CD my fave track is "Hella Nervous". ...
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars sucks so good, November 23, 2005
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Bouqet for a Siren (Massachusetts, USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Hello Doctor (Audio CD)
my boyfriend just bought me this album for my birthday two days ago, and i've already listened to it ten times. the tunes are funny as hell, certainly, but also incredibly catchy. comparisons to peaches (and various other electroclash groups like tracy + the plastics) are definitely merited, although the addition of an obviously californian hip-hop sensibility in favour of (slightly pretentious) european-style techno beats sets gravy train!!!! apart. unselfconsciously dirty and silly. may inspire one to commit various unnatural acts.
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3 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hunx is the Man!, July 12, 2004
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This review is from: Hello Doctor (Audio CD)
I just saw Gravy Train!!!! play last night and boy was I happy. They have become one of my most played bands quickly. The lyrics are so funny and terrible that it's brilliant. Plus hunx is really a hunk! Yowser!

but this now.

GO!

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8 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars UH, YES., January 12, 2004
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Bob (Hermitage, PA United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Hello Doctor (Audio CD)
Anyone who hates this CD is amazingly lame. It's really that simple.
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1 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars pretty much the worst thing you'll ever hear, January 7, 2007
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This review is from: Hello Doctor (Audio CD)
terrible horrendous mind numbingly bad what else? hmmm i hope these people die a slow horrible painful death mu bf liket them and I am much less attracted to him after finding this out. if these people masquerading as a band can do that it doesnt really say much for their "music" dont waste you f*cking money
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2 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Not quite..., June 1, 2003
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beetrix "beth6618" (Portland, ME United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Hello Doctor (Audio CD)
I was somewhat mislead by a Salon review of this cd. Here's the problem...the sound is, for the most part, really retro and edgy. It's LeTigre meets The B-52's. Unfortunately, the sheer vulgarity of the lyrics goes beyond even my surprisingly vast threshold for depravity. With the exception of "You Make Me Nervous," this one is best left off your shelf.
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4 of 22 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars no., November 5, 2003
This review is from: Hello Doctor (Audio CD)
Horribly irritating electroclash. Just.. disgusting. I'm not a huge fan of Peaches but even she is a hundred times better than this.
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2 of 18 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars A novelty act, completely devoid of any talent, May 6, 2003
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"microtherion" (Sim City, CA (Somewhere in the Bay Area)) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Hello Doctor (Audio CD)
Gravy Train is living proof that even indie labels sometimes sign completely untalented novelty acts. Their music somewhat resembles the songs that Cartman & Co. sing on "South Park", except that Gravy Train's music is more amateurish and their lyrics are not funny.

If you like Lolita Storm, Gravy Train should be to your tastes. Otherwise, you'll most likely find this CD a complete waste of money. Personally, I wouldn't pick it up if I found a copy on the sidewalk.

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