Customer Reviews

Hello Kitty Vibrator Massager Masturbator - New From Japan

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I would like to start by saying that of all the Japanese animated vibrators I have owned this was by far the most disappointing. The pink bow added no stimulation whatsoever and the ears were down right painful. After 5 completely unsatisfying uses I returned the item and went back to using my old friend pikachu.

Imagine my surprise when a week after my "return" a used Hello Kitty Vibrator pops up for sale at double the price tag, whatever you do dont purchase the used item I beg of you!!!

If you thought George Lucas was the supreme dark lord of the merchandising universe, this is the product that just puts ol' George to shame. Yes, Sanrio (the owners of the Hello Kitty brand) could teach Mr. Lucas to suck eggs and... uh... quite possibly other things besides.

Truly, I take my hat off to these people.

But my pants?

Theo.

this was a good quality product that worked even better than i had hoped. shipped quickly. very satisfied with this product. it is legendary and supa dank !!!! heddiest vibrator eva !!!!

LUVly!!! POWERFUL! I LUVie HELLO KITTY! & I have a lot of HELLO KITTY things but this was one of my bestessessess purchases....a must buy 4 PEACE of mind...:)

I did not buy this item as a sex toy. Being a Hello Kitty fan, I purchased it for the novelty, so I can't speak to it's usefulness. Though given it's small size I can't imagine it'd be terribly useful as a vibrator. However the one I purchased, from Mind Body Source, arrive unsealed and OPEN! Needless to say it went back immediately. Trying again, so hopefully this one comes sealed.

To the person saying this is a "Shoulder Massager", take a look at the title of this page, please?!?
"Hello Kitty Vibrator Massager MASTURBATOR - New From Japan"
Hello?

And to the person who tried it five times before returning it - first of all ewwwww - but second it really took you five times to decide you don't like it? (ehem... fickle... ahem)

All in all it was worth the money. The little pink bow melted between my thighs like a little river of cotton candy. I thought the ears were painful too, but then I just turned it around, there are no sharp edges on the other end and I can see Kitty better like that!

Three meows up. Its only distinction is the Hello Kitty tip, but who doesn't love Hello Kitty. Look elsewhere for products that actually work better.

In Japan these are sold as SHOULDER MASSAGERS. NOT dildos.
Hell, in Japan Town in S.F. they are sold as shoulder massagers!
Honestly people, do your research before you buy something. *sigh*
Again, this is a shoulder massager. It was never intended for masturbation.
Just because something vibrates, doesn't mean that it's going to feel good "down there".
*FACEPALM*