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Product Details

  • Paperback: 56 pages
  • Publisher: Xulon Press (April 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1594675066
  • ISBN-13: 978-1594675065
  • Product Dimensions: 9 x 6.1 x 0.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 2.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #9,449,800 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Now that I have the book in hand, though, I'm sorry I spent money on it.
Neatfoote
If you truly love your kids, you will tell them about the possibilities of freedom in this country.
S. Truax
The art isn't good, and the characters are flat, uninteresting, and generally preachy.
A discerning reader

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22 of 29 people found the following review helpful By RDK on May 19, 2005
Format: Paperback
I bought a copy for both my child and my Co-workers. I found that the book provided a great distinction parallel to the distinction between the two political parties in a way that was both simple and funny. For those offended While I can see why, maybe it ought to be a wake up call. Be it the examples of the politically correct police driving across town to take down the picture of Jesus that offended them, the Tax man taking "HALF!" to buy dustpans for the shoeless children, or the regulators requiring that they use less sugar and provide broccoli, it is not that far off what conservatives are faced with every day.

My whole family loved it, I am here to buy another copy for a friend as well as a NEW copy for my little ones. The last one is becoming a little worn out!
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26 of 36 people found the following review helpful By Dan Holiday on September 20, 2005
Format: Paperback
This is an impressive and fun to read book. It offers children a terrific opportunity to sharpen critical thinking skills while empowering their interest in politics. Absolutely wonderful; My twin girls loved it. I also bought a copy for my local public library. There is currently a waiting list to check it out.
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24 of 39 people found the following review helpful By D. Watson on October 6, 2004
Format: Paperback
Help mom...An excellent book for both adults and children. It's a message of perserverence and hope for young children moving into the rules and realities that are incresingly affecting their lives at younger and younger ages. Ms. DeBrecht sends the message that there is an elite class of people who continually think that they know what's best for other children and constantly stand in their way of free expression and enterprise. It is wonderful for the new generation of parents to read to know what is facing their children in an age of creeping government intervention. In the end though, the two boys still have American Dream in their mindset and look forward to the day they can vote to make a difference. This is a good book for the children of new and rising democracies around the world and a healthy reminder of our own great experiment.
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7 of 12 people found the following review helpful By M. Bordi on March 14, 2006
Format: Paperback
My grandkids ask me to read this to them every time they visit. The illustrations keep their attention and they are always finding something new in them. Plus, I don't get tired of reading it either.

Folks should really read the book before reviewing it.
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13 of 22 people found the following review helpful By S. Truax on November 30, 2005
Format: Paperback
I find it interesting that someone like DeBrecht is bold enough to point out the socialistic thinking of liberalism to children. Hopefully, parents will get this book before their kids enter into the American Government School system where this thinking breeds like bone cancer. It's also amazing that all the libs are crying out against this book, which even validates its usefulness in our culture. If you truly love your kids, you will tell them about the possibilities of freedom in this country. This book (along with the parent's instruction) will do that. Hopefully, there will be more of these types of books and 20 years from now a new generation will look back and see the death & stench of liberalism and how it has been defeated.

It's also interesting that the same ones who oppose this book are all for indoctrinating our children with the concepts of homosexuality and distributing it in children books.

Maybe Ms DeBrecht's next books will have the following titles:
- Mommy, there are militant homosexuals in my closet. Where's the key to lock them up?
- Mommy, there are intollerant liberals under my bed. Can we tell them about Christmas?
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22 of 36 people found the following review helpful By M. Osborne on November 9, 2004
Format: Paperback
Very informative and honest - a good way for a child to learn the realities of our culture and politics!
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20 of 37 people found the following review helpful By Katie McConnell on September 12, 2004
Format: Paperback
I first saw this book and I said "Heh! Awesome! Satire in childrens' book form!" then I read it and realized that I was actually in the childrens' section. This book was WRITTEN FOR CHILDREN. What?! First of all, it's sad that people are trying to instill cynicism and hatred in their KIDS. They're supposed to be playing pretend outside and having fun with their friends while they still can, not worrying if their friend's parents are left-wingers.

It just screams "Help! Mom! There are People That You Don't Approve of and Therefore Refuse to Associate With Under My Bed!" to me. Concider this: replace the word "Liberal" with any term that applies to you and ask yourself if you would be offended. For instance Catholics, Gays, WASPs, Rabid Religious Types, etc.

All I'm saying is don't bite us and we won't bite you back, ok?

Cheers,

Little Planet
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5 of 11 people found the following review helpful By Toomuchnoise on April 23, 2006
Format: Paperback
The title of this book is just BEGGING to be mocked, considering that conservatives want to meddle in what you do in the bedroom.

I gave it five stars because this book does a good job of illustrating the profound shallowness of conservatives political discourse. "Conservatives are angels. Liberals are monsters."
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