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Here's the Deal: Don't Touch Me [Hardcover]

Howie Mandel , Josh Young
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (93 customer reviews)


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Book Description

November 24, 2009
A frank, funny, no-holds-barred memoir that reveals the Deal or No Deal host’s ongoing struggle with OCD and ADHD–and how it has shaped his life and career.

Howie Mandel is one of the most recognizable names in entertainment–respected by his peers and beloved by audiences as the host of the enormously popular prime-time game show Deal or No Deal. With a career that spans three decades and many different show-business platforms–he’s a renowned stand-up comedian who continues to perform more than 150 sold-out shows a year, he created the award-winning TV show Bobby’s World, he’s starred in feature films and the hit TV series St. Elsewhere, and he’s also hosted his own daytime talk show–he’s one of the most versatile performers anywhere. But there are aspects of his personal and professional life he’s never talked about publicly–until now.

Eleven years ago, Mandel first told the world about his “germophobia.” He’s recently started discussing his adult ADHD as well. Now, for the first time, he reveals the details of his struggle with these challenging disorders. He catalogs his numerous fears and neuroses and shares entertaining stories about how he has tried to integrate them into his act. “If I’m making myself laugh,” he writes, “then I’m distracted from all the other things going on in my head that are, at times, torturous.” And he speaks frankly and honestly about the ways his condition has affected his personal life–as a son, husband, and father of three.

Fans who’ve been dying to know “the deal” behind Mandel’s remarkable rise through the show-business ranks will be rewarded with many never-before-told anecdotes, each one generously leavened with Mandel’s trademark humor. There are tales from every phase of his colorful career–from his early days as a teenage carpet salesman and aspiring stand-up comic to his stint opening for Diana Ross, his six years on St. Elsewhere, and beyond.

As heartfelt as it is hilarious, Here’s the Deal: Don’t Touch Me is the story of one man’s effort to draw comic inspiration out of his darkest, most vulnerable places. It’s sure to please Howie Mandel’s legion of fans–and provide hope to the millions who strive to succeed in spite of OCD and ADHD.


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From Publishers Weekly

In this reflective autobiography, written with verve and passion, actor, comedian and game show host Mandel alternates between funny anecdotes and stories of intense personal problems, opening with a description of his Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and the situations in his Toronto childhood that shaped his comedy career. Despite little experience, Mandel left Canada for Los Angeles to pursue stand-up comedy, where he eventually moved from the clubs to cable specials, an album, and numerous late-night talk show appearances, success he'd parlay into film roles and a 6-year stint on NBC hospital dramedy St. Elsewhere. Mandel soon developed what he calls "Obsessive Prankster Disorder," a need to stage elaborate practical jokes, some quite amusing. Not all is fun and games, however; Mandel also describes how mental disorders and medical crises have impacted his career, and balances his triumphs with lengthy surveys of failed performances. Mandel's fans will love this book for its intimate revelations, taking readers deep inside the head of the manic star.
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“A frank and funny memoir.”
—New York Post



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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Bantam; First Edition edition (November 24, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0553807862
  • ISBN-13: 978-0553807868
  • Product Dimensions: 5.8 x 1 x 8.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (93 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #332,200 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Customer Reviews

It is very funny and I laughed out loud several times. Jacqueline R. Medina  |  21 reviewers made a similar statement
Halfway through the book, the reader feels as though he knows Mandel on a personal level. Michael J. Dilena  |  14 reviewers made a similar statement
I thought he was a very different person. D. Owen  |  4 reviewers made a similar statement
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46 of 48 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Touched my funnybone December 1, 2009
Format:Hardcover
Howie Mandel (that's one "l" not two,) has been one of the funniest comedians to come around in over two decades. In this personal biography, Mandel entails his funniest moments throughout his professional, as well as his personal life. Mandel struggles on a daily basis with his diagnosed "OCD" and "HDHD," but he has the unique ability to find humor in the very uncomfortable situations that only he can.
Halfway through the book, the reader feels as though he knows Mandel on a personal level. The stories that he relates as a young man trying to find himself are both sincere and gut wrenchingly hysterical. The man sure knows how to spin a yarn, and we the reader are fortunate for it.
The book chronicles his career from being a young boy, until being a huge commercial success with the popular game show "Deal or no Deal," and his hidden camera show, "Howie Do It." If you don't laugh out loud reading this memoir, then you do not know what funny is.
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28 of 32 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Love Howie, but not what I expected! January 7, 2010
By S. Gard
Format:Hardcover
I ask for this book for Christmas, because I have OCD, hoping to read about someone else and learn from their own experience with this disorder. I love Howie Mandel, but this book offers nothing on OCD, instead it is a autobiography on how Howie got to where he is today, with some shocking things that I really didn't need to know, like how he can be really vulgar at times, using the f--- word a lot, when on stage and not getting the reaction from the audience that he wants, and how he can play some really, really, cruel jokes on really good friends, taking it way to far. I still love him, but I think he needs to take responsibility for his actions, and even with ADHD, that is no excuse for bad behavior. If you want to learn about OCD, this is not the book to buy.
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18 of 20 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud December 5, 2009
By Charlie
Format:Hardcover
About: Biography of comedian Howie Mandel, Adult ADHD and OCD sufferer, germophobe and host of Deal Or No Deal

Pros: Easy read. Funny, I laughed out loud a few times. Learned some tidbits about Howie that I didn't know: He was the voice of Gizmo in Gremlins as well as the voice of Animal, Skeeter and Bunsen Honeydew in the Muppet Babies cartoon. He also never finished high school.

Cons: I would've liked more discussion of his mental health issues as the book is mostly the story of Howie the comedian and not Howie the germophobe.

Grade: B
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Howie Mandel book
This book is amazing. If you like Howie Mandel you won't believe what he has gone and goes through to this day, and he can be funny like he is. Read more
Published 20 days ago by vincewest75
5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful book
If you love Howie, I recommend this! It is a relatively quick read but very funny and gives some great insight into his life and experiences.
Published 1 month ago by Tiffany Zaremba
4.0 out of 5 stars Worth the read.
This was an entertaining book. With everything that Howie and his family went through, laughter got them through. I wanted the story to keep going.
Published 1 month ago by Elaine Gunderson
2.0 out of 5 stars Dull
I did not finish this book. It started out interestingly enough addressing his OCD but then drifts off into a hum drum story of his life and career. It was not what I expected.
Published 2 months ago by Nails
5.0 out of 5 stars I liked it
Definitely a very informative book. Gave a full view into his ADHD and OCD. Explained these conditions and how it affected his life. I enjoyed reading this book.
Published 2 months ago by Dana Wright
3.0 out of 5 stars Here's the Deal: Don't Touch Me
"Here's the Deal: Don't Touch Me" is Howie Mandel's enlightening, humorous, and at times bland narrative of his life as a comedian and his struggles with his mental and physical... Read more
Published 4 months ago by RAfflo
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Book
If you love Howie, you'll love this book! Its amazing to see the trials and tribulations that one goes through on their way to fame in the comic business! Go Howie!!
Published 5 months ago by Scott D
5.0 out of 5 stars I really enjoyed this book
Very funny. Really enjoyed the book. I saw Howie doing stand up once, 1984-ish. I walked out of his show 10 minutes in...i had to go to work. Read more
Published 7 months ago by J. Harrison
5.0 out of 5 stars An honest approach to "I was born this way"
I read this book because I have OCD and just finished chemo therapy for Lymphoma. I heard that Howie's book included several similar thoughts, fears and coping tools that I have... Read more
Published 10 months ago by DeliverySuccess
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!
I couldn't put it down! Was very funny and informative about OCD. Loved reading about Howie growing up- his stories are laugh out loud funny. Its a great and easy read. Read more
Published 10 months ago by alyssab45
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