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Mother of G-d... these are heinous
on October 3, 2013
One of my coworkers left a nearly-full bag of these in our shared breakroom. "KA-CHING! Free pumpkin AND chocolate? Score!" was my first thought. I took five kisses and might have even done a fist pump in the empty breakroom because I'm such a huge fan of pumpkin. Being on a low carb diet, I was not going to buy any, but since they were free I could not resist.
When I unwrapped one I was a little worried when they smelled weird, like plastic Chai. I ate one and it was like eating a creamy Tums. Dear, sweet, god, how did they manage to make it so BAD? There is a bizarre aftertaste of cloves and some of the pumpkin pie spices, but i couldn't taste any pumpkin. How did they manage to make chalky filling? How do you get "chalky" out of pumpkin flavor? These are so bad that I am afraid that these leaked out of the CIA test kitchen and they are using these in enhanced interrogations. I weep for my country.
There is not even any chocolate in these, just sadness and broken dreams.