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The High Maintenance Bitch (Owner's Manual): It's Not About Being a Dog, It's About Being a Bitch

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I tell you, if Elle and lil'Bruiser Woods could jump out of the big screen and sit down to pen a book this would bit it! I can hear Reese Witherspoon's voice right now narrating it. Have fun reading this kitsche find and maybe you'll find yourself making a fake-out service dog vest for your little poochie soon.

HMB Rocks! I like it hot and this book is!
Love Paris

The High Maintenance Bitch (Owner's Manual) was the perfect gift for the perfect bitch. I went to a puppy shower for a chihuahua who is absolutely spoiled by her spoiled owner who just wears pink. I previewed the book before gifting it. It was hilarious! I went to Amazon actually to look for a feather boa through the High Maintenance Bitch business I heard about it on Bravo. I ran across this book which was even better!

If you own a little dog, The High Maintenance Bitch is a "user friendly" guide to grooming, etiquette, discipline, and more, all tailored to the female dog owner as concerned about style as about dog training. Humor abounds in a guide covering how to gain romance despite handling a small amorous dog in traffic, and more. Pet owners will love The High Maintenance Bitch , as will the chic upward-bound girl who understands social encounters and the possibilities of pets in public places.