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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Homework, Homecoming...and Garlic Perfume
Lucy Hellenberg soon realizes there really is no such thing as coincidence. There's a good reason she's named Lucy (as was her mother, her grandmother, her great-grandmother and so on), and that her best friend's name is Mina, and that her father is practically a hermit. Not to mention, her sometime boyfriend Vic's last name being Irving...

On her sixteenth...
Published on February 4, 2006 by Kimberly Pauley

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3.0 out of 5 stars Hihgh SChool Bites: The Lucy Chronicles
I know your head is going, another Clique book? Well, acutally this book is way better! Involves typical high school romance, but there's a catch....romance with a vampire! It's unbelievable delicious book! Really worth reading it!
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Homework, Homecoming...and Garlic Perfume, February 4, 2006
This review is from: High School Bites: The Lucy Chronicles (Paperback)
Lucy Hellenberg soon realizes there really is no such thing as coincidence. There's a good reason she's named Lucy (as was her mother, her grandmother, her great-grandmother and so on), and that her best friend's name is Mina, and that her father is practically a hermit. Not to mention, her sometime boyfriend Vic's last name being Irving...

On her sixteenth birthday, Lucy finds out that she comes from a long line of strong women named Lucy - starting with the one that inspired the character of Lucy in Bram Stoker's Dracula. But the real Lucy Barrows didn't succumb to Dracula's (Henry Irving's his real name and he was an actor) spell like the one in the book. She ran away and the famed vampire has been chasing her and her descendants ever after.

Armed with her new knowledge, a diary left behind by her ancestors, and some garlic-enhanced perfume, Lucy sets out to do battle with the vampires that want to mess up her life. She'd like to get rid of them once and for all. I mean, for heaven's sake, isn't high school bad enough as it is? Now she's got to worry about carrying holy water around and she's already prone to forgetting her Algebra book.

Liza Conrad's story is a fast read with lots of action and historical tidbits thrown in for good measure. Some things don't make a lot of sense - like Lucy's sudden super powers (where'd she get those?) and Mr. Dobbs (their English teacher and a descendant of Bram Stoker - another coincidence) being able to find them easily whenever trouble breaks out, no matter where they are. But readers will easily overlook those kinds of details in favor of the fun and thrills contained within. Hey, we've even got a Professor Van Helsing appearing - as a cat!

Recommended for readers aged 12 and up, especially girls who like strong role models to look up to and humor to get them through it. And stay tuned, this is a series, so more of Lucy's exciting adventures will be coming.

--Kimberly Pauley, the YA Books Goddess, yabookscentral.com
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Courtesy of Teens Read Too, April 17, 2006
This review is from: High School Bites: The Lucy Chronicles (Paperback)
Lucy Hellenberg lives a somewhat a-typical high school life. Her sixteenth birthday is approaching, but she's not too concerned with it. What bothers her is her father's inability to leave their house, a place that bears a strong resemblance to the one the Munsters of television fame lived in. She worries about whether or not Vic, her sometime-boyfriend, will ask her to the Homecoming Dance. She wonders if she'll ever survive algebra with a teacher like Mrs. Ruthen, otherwise known around Pacific Cedar High as Mrs. Ruthless.

To top it all off, her English teacher, Mr. Dobbs, has stared a unit on Bram Stoker's Dracula. Which might have been only mildly interesting (hey, it sure beat Beowulf or Shakespeare!) except for the very, very, very weird coincidences between Dracula and Lucy's own life. Like the fact that two of the main characters of the book are Lucy and Mina, and that Lucy's best friend just so happens to be named Mina. Like the fact that Henry Irving, an actor managed my Stoker back in the late 1800's, shares the same last name as Lucy's on-again, off-again boyfriend, Vic. Like that fact that, on her sixteenth birthday, Lucy's father presents her a journal passed down through her mother's family that lets her in on the little secret that Lucy is now destined to fight Dracula, the most powerful vampire of all.

Of course Lucy assumes her dad has went off the deep end, until she starts reading the journal and reads about her lineage. Suddenly, she can see vampires--real, live, blood-sucking vampires--everywhere she goes. And she knows it's up to her--along with the help of Mina, Mr. Dobbs, her father, her other best friend Mark, a cat named Professor V., a godfather who makes garlic perfume, and a boy named Christopher with a pet wolf named Kayla--to stop Dracula before he kills them all.

HIGH SCHOOL BITES is a great book! Full of action-adventure, interesting vampire trivia, and main characters that will have you rooting for them, I definitely hope there's another book in The Lucy Chronicles!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars charming paranormal chick lit satire for young teens, January 23, 2006
This review is from: High School Bites: The Lucy Chronicles (Paperback)
It started in high school student in English class when the teacher discussed Transylvania, Drac, etc. and now not long afterward Pacific Heights High School sophomore Lucy Hallenberg wears a cross, uses garlic perfume and avoids Seattle malls. On her sixteenth birthday, Lucy learns that all her female ancestors dating back to Bram Stoker are named after Lucy Barrows who rejected Dracula's spell; that is actor Henry Irving allegedly playing the role. Now real vamps want to destroy the "Lucys" by wrecking the life of the current one though she needs little help having devastated the dance.

Lucy must deal with the local vampire population like her mom, grandmom, great-grandma and all the other Lucys before her, but first she needs to pass the Ruthless math class and learn to drive in case she needs a fast getaway. Her dad is no help as he is a hermit (just ask the principal) while her two best friends Mark and Mina agree she is Marilyn living with the Munsters so why worry about vampires. Still she knows what she must do, but it is difficult to remember to pack holy water and an algebra book when your boyfriend's surname is Irving.

This is a charming paranormal chick lit satire of Buffy starring a wonderful protagonist struggling to be sixteen, make it through high school, and save the local world at the same time. Lucy is delightful as the latest superheroine in her line while the support cast also descendents from the Stoker age augment the fun. Though some escapades occur from seemingly out of nowhere causing disruption, younger teens will appreciate the amusing action-packed THE LUCY CHRONICLES: HIGH SCHOOL BITES.

Harriet Klausner
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Charming heroine and fun friends make up for the thin characterizations, February 7, 2007
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High School Bites is a short, easy read about Lucy Hellenberg and her destiny to eradicate Dracula. Lucy Hellenberg is a sixteen year old teenager with a hot sometime boyfriend in Vic Irving. She, unlike other teen heroines, is not full of high school angst. She lives a pretty happy and normal life and has two very good friends, Mina and Mark. Sure, her father hasn't left the house since her mother died, but he loves her and she can live with his idiosyncracies such as the need for 12 locks on the door.

The problem is that when Lucy turned 16 she came into her power as a vampire killer. She's not any vampire killer, though, she is a direct descendant from Lucy in Bram Stoker's Dracula. What is worse is that Dracula, Henry Irving, has followed the previous generations of Lucys to Seattle. This sets up an epic battle between teen Lucy and teen Dracula and his vampire minions; not to mention that her prom date might be one of those said minions.

The characters are bright, fun and engaging. Lucy is an engaging character and it was nice to read a teen book with a heroine who was relateively issue free. The story moved quickly and kept me interested unti the end. The trouble I had with the book is that the plot moved almost too quickly and the character developments were very thin. Everyone who Lucy shares her story with believes her immediately, her friends and the adults around her. Further, there is an insertion of a character toward the end of the book which was not only convenient for Lucy as the vampire slayer but also as a girl. There could have been more depth and layering to the characters, particularly regarding Lucy's legacy. Being the one to eradicate Seattle of vampires at the age of 16 is enough to make even the most normal teen react a bit adversely.

In the end, most everything is tied up fairly neatly with even a hint of romance for Lucy's formerly hermitic father. B-
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5.0 out of 5 stars Really enjoyed!, September 10, 2009
This review is from: High School Bites: The Lucy Chronicles (Paperback)
Okay, it was a while ago that I read this, but it was a good one. Definitely takes a seperate view on the vampire theme! I would recommend this to anyone, and I wish she wrote more!

Ducky
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Major Wow!, January 14, 2006
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This review is from: High School Bites: The Lucy Chronicles (Paperback)
I read up to the 13 chapter and its was good i cant wait to get the book because i read it at a book store but overall I its a cool book to get
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1 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Hihgh SChool Bites: The Lucy Chronicles, April 18, 2006
This review is from: High School Bites: The Lucy Chronicles (Paperback)
I know your head is going, another Clique book? Well, acutally this book is way better! Involves typical high school romance, but there's a catch....romance with a vampire! It's unbelievable delicious book! Really worth reading it!
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2 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Vampires do exist., January 18, 2006
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This review is from: High School Bites: The Lucy Chronicles (Paperback)
I read this book fairly quickly. I thought it was going to be a cute story about vampires in highschool and it turned out to be different. There wasn't much character development so I couldn't really get into it. I've read a couple other books by this author under her other name Erica Orloff, which were okay books too.
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