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Hitless Wonder: A Life in Minor League Rock and Roll [Paperback]

Joe Oestreich
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Book Description

June 5, 2012

A classic underdog story about a local band that almost hits the big time.

 

Everyone knows the price of fame. Hitless Wonder measures the price of obscurity. What happens when you chase a dream into middle age and, in doing so, risk losing the people you love?


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Editorial Reviews

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“HITLESS WONDER is a thoroughly enjoyable rock and roll memoir—funny, honest, and full of inside dope. I’m sorry Watershed never made it big, but I’m glad Joe Oestreich wrote this wonderful book about a lifetime devoted to music and friendship, a book about a scrappy band that doesn’t know how to quit.”

—Tom Perrotta, author of Election and Little Children

 

“I love Watershed’s music so much, I used a lyric from one of their songs as the epigraph for my last novel. Joe Oestreich is a musician and a writer of uncommon skill—a virtuoso of language, a teller of tales, a cultural critic, a man eager to show us where he’s been and where he’s heading. The first time I listened to a Watershed CD and then saw them perform live, I couldn’t get their songs out of my head. Now I can’t forget this glorious memoir, Hitless Wonder—a story of rock and roll, passion, friendship, and the communities that sustain us. I dare say, you won’t be able to either. Get ready to rock!”

—Lee Martin, author of The Bright Forever and Break the Skin

 

“Finally, somebody gets it right: the real story of rock and roll is not about limo drivers and paparazzi; it's about driving all day in a beat-up van to play your ass off in a scroungy dive for gas money, year after year, hoping for that big break. Believe me, Joe Oestreich's superbly written Hitless Wonder is the best and most honest memoir about the thwarted desire for rock stardom that you will ever read.”

—Donald Ray Pollock, author of The Devil All the Time and Knockemstiff

 

“Zippos up for Joe Oestreich’s smart, funny, touching, unputdownable Hitless Wonder—my new favorite memoir and a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.” 

—Will Allison, author of Long Drive Home and What You Have Left

 

From Publisher's Weekly:

This insightful and entertaining story of a band that almost-but-didn’t-quite make it big in the 1990s is equal parts fascinating autobiography and a hilarious and savvy look at the harsh realities of the music industry. Oestreich, a professor and writer, is also a singer, songwriter, and bass player for the rock band Watershed. Formed in high school with his longtime friend guitarist Colin Gawel, Watershed grows from its home base in Columbus, Ohio, to Midwestern regional favorite, and finally gets a recording deal with Epic Records. Unfortunately it’s a brutally quick ride from almost having a hit single to being dumped by Epic—although it is the most fascinating part of the book. But this is not a story of failure, just a different kind of success. Oestreich basically agrees with his drummer that “by most quantifiable standards, playing in a rock band is stupid”—low pay, bad food, and sleeping in a van on “straight nine-hour” drives to gigs—but he just flat-out loves playing his music, and Watershed still makes the occasional and always well-regarded performances.

 

From Kirkus Reviews:

“From obscurity to music’s majors and back again with the Ohio band Watershed. . . .

Oestreich has an eye for telling nuance, and his knowing recounting of life in an ascendant band in ‘the Pros’ is juicy stuff. He’s equally adept at depicting day-to-day humiliations in music’s minors, like a pay-to-play gig with a bunch of no-name Baltimore acts. . . . To quote another rock memoirist, Mott the Hoople’s Ian Hunter: ‘Rock ’n’ roll’s a loser’s game / It mesmerizes and I can’t explain.’ ”

From the Back Cover

Every band chases a dream. This one can’t stop.

We all know the price of fame. Hitless Wonder measures the price of obscurity. Years after getting signed—and dropped—by Epic Records and watching their more famous peers call it quits, Joe Oestreich and his band, Watershed, keep climbing into the Econoline and touring mop bucket bars. But Joe can’t help but wonder: Are he and his bandmates—torn between the lure of the road and the call to finally settle down—admirable or pathetic? Successes or failures? And most importantly, in their quixotic struggle to live out a dream, do they risk losing the people they love?

Product Details

  • Paperback: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Lyons Press; First edition (June 5, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0762779241
  • ISBN-13: 978-0762779246
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.6 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (101 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #190,360 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

For twenty-five years Joe Oestreich has toured the country in a beat up Econoline as the bass player and co-singer for Columbus Ohio's Watershed.

His writing has appeared in Esquire, Sports Illustrated, Ninth Letter, Fourth Genre, and many other magazines. He's been awarded a fellowship from the Virginia Center for the Creative Arts, honored by The Atlantic Monthly, and shortlisted in The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2007, The Best American Essays 2008 and 2009, and The Pushcart Prize: Best of the Small Presses 2010. He teaches creative writing at Coastal Carolina University in Conway, SC, where he is nonfiction editor of Waccamaw.

His memoir, Hitless Wonder: A Life in Minor League Rock and Roll, will be published by Lyons Press on June 5, 2012. A new Watershed record, Brick and Mortar, will be released by Curry House Records on the same day.

Customer Reviews

Very well written and entertaining. Daryl Gragg  |  33 reviewers made a similar statement
Reading this book for the third time makes me feel good. James Ashley Shea  |  18 reviewers made a similar statement
Doing what they love and pursuing their passion. Class of '89  |  14 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it May 14, 2012
By Jill
Format:Paperback
This book taught me two things: #1 Joe Oestreich is a hilarious and entertaining writer and #2 that the business of rock is cruel and relentless. Oh, how you want Watershed to be huge, but each set back makes the story even more compelling.
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Phenomenally Entertaining May 10, 2012
Format:Paperback
This book is phenomenally entertaining. It's equal parts an engaging personal story of die-hard underdog rockers, and a hysterical, insider's glimpse into the bizarre world of the music biz. You read to root the band on, and you read to laugh at the madness of minor league rocking. Oestreich's voice is quintessentially his own--honest, punchy, clever, with sentences that are blade sharp. Among all the "Behind the Music" stories of inevitable success, it's about time someone told the other tale--of the band you know and love that never made it "big" but somehow made it their own.
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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Reads like a mystery story May 16, 2012
By Peter
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
Hitless Wonder: A Life in Minor League Rock and Roll
The book is written by a master of culture and events, both current and past. Every sentence has meaning for the reader whether hip or not. At the deeply felt emotional level, the author creates a crescendo that makes us care about all of the characters and remember that music carries with it a slag of every aspect of life.
Drugs, sex and rock and roll all make hefty appearances. One wonders if the book would have had as much juice had the band found themselves one day in Yankee Stadium. Probably not.
Read it for the craft, the clever storytelling and the soulful mood you will find within yourself as you travel cramped in the Ford Econoline van with the boys of Watershed.
By the way, the music is easily available and well worth a listen. Start at Joe Oestreich (key word) or watershedcentral.com.
The key word of this review is Wow.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent and Inspiring
Hitless Wonder touches on the parts of life other rock memoirs don't. Maybe because they never really made it big, or maybe because this is a group of guys who never fell apart,... Read more
Published 26 days ago by Lara1787
4.0 out of 5 stars One for the roadies and the opening acts
Funny, heartfelt, honest, a treat for music fans. Just like baseball players in the minors don't live like A-Rod and Jeter, there's a huge underclass of "almost famous" musicians... Read more
Published 28 days ago by B. Frey
5.0 out of 5 stars Love the band, love the book
Watershed is one of my favorite bands, so I was very excited to read this book. It did not disappoint. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Sam
5.0 out of 5 stars Great inside story...
This is a great book if you like rock... if you like rock bands.... if you ever been in a rock band.... or if you've always wondered what it would be like to be in one! Read more
Published 1 month ago by Rod Brunzlick
1.0 out of 5 stars BOERING
No wonder, if this guy plays as poorly as he writes its a wonder he made it to the so called "minor league"
No passion, no music!!
Published 1 month ago by William H Fiege
5.0 out of 5 stars The band that wouldn't give up
This is an entertaining and insightful memoir about a band that formed in high school and continued to tour even as its members approached middle age. Read more
Published 1 month ago by rocks
4.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable!
I have never heard of this author, or this band, or heard any of their songs. But I really enjoy reading about regular people doing unusual things and this writer made it an... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Barbara
3.0 out of 5 stars Not much more to say that hasn't been said.
This book wasn't bad, but not that memorable either. The generation of music in which the band flirted with success was my generation, but I'd never heard of Watershed. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Mammoth Films
3.0 out of 5 stars Is this a real band?
I thought it was okay, I was wondering,- is this a real band? [not gonna "Google" it] the guy obviously knows instruments involved but I'm also wondering- if after all this... Read more
Published 2 months ago by G. Ball
2.0 out of 5 stars The book is okay , BUT ........
I live in Columbus and a friend told me I had to read this. I had vaguely heard of Watershed, but only read it because she was insistent. Read more
Published 2 months ago by C. Peyton
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