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Hitless Wonder: A Life In Minor League Rock And Roll Paperback – June 5, 2012
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“HITLESS WONDER is a thoroughly enjoyable rock and roll memoir—funny, honest, and full of inside dope. I’m sorry Watershed never made it big, but I’m glad Joe Oestreich wrote this wonderful book about a lifetime devoted to music and friendship, a book about a scrappy band that doesn’t know how to quit.”
—Tom Perrotta, author of Election and Little Children
“I love Watershed’s music so much, I used a lyric from one of their songs as the epigraph for my last novel. Joe Oestreich is a musician and a writer of uncommon skill—a virtuoso of language, a teller of tales, a cultural critic, a man eager to show us where he’s been and where he’s heading. The first time I listened to a Watershed CD and then saw them perform live, I couldn’t get their songs out of my head. Now I can’t forget this glorious memoir, Hitless Wonder—a story of rock and roll, passion, friendship, and the communities that sustain us. I dare say, you won’t be able to either. Get ready to rock!”
—Lee Martin, author of The Bright Forever and Break the Skin
“Finally, somebody gets it right: the real story of rock and roll is not about limo drivers and paparazzi; it's about driving all day in a beat-up van to play your ass off in a scroungy dive for gas money, year after year, hoping for that big break. Believe me, Joe Oestreich's superbly written Hitless Wonder is the best and most honest memoir about the thwarted desire for rock stardom that you will ever read.”
—Donald Ray Pollock, author of The Devil All the Time and Knockemstiff
“Zippos up for Joe Oestreich’s smart, funny, touching, unputdownable Hitless Wonder—my new favorite memoir and a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.”
—Will Allison, author of Long Drive Home and What You Have Left
From Publisher's Weekly:
This insightful and entertaining story of a band that almost-but-didn’t-quite make it big in the 1990s is equal parts fascinating autobiography and a hilarious and savvy look at the harsh realities of the music industry. Oestreich, a professor and writer, is also a singer, songwriter, and bass player for the rock band Watershed. Formed in high school with his longtime friend guitarist Colin Gawel, Watershed grows from its home base in Columbus, Ohio, to Midwestern regional favorite, and finally gets a recording deal with Epic Records. Unfortunately it’s a brutally quick ride from almost having a hit single to being dumped by Epic—although it is the most fascinating part of the book. But this is not a story of failure, just a different kind of success. Oestreich basically agrees with his drummer that “by most quantifiable standards, playing in a rock band is stupid”—low pay, bad food, and sleeping in a van on “straight nine-hour” drives to gigs—but he just flat-out loves playing his music, and Watershed still makes the occasional and always well-regarded performances.
From Kirkus Reviews:
“From obscurity to music’s majors and back again with the Ohio band Watershed. . . .
Oestreich has an eye for telling nuance, and his knowing recounting of life in an ascendant band in ‘the Pros’ is juicy stuff. He’s equally adept at depicting day-to-day humiliations in music’s minors, like a pay-to-play gig with a bunch of no-name Baltimore acts. . . . To quote another rock memoirist, Mott the Hoople’s Ian Hunter: ‘Rock ’n’ roll’s a loser’s game / It mesmerizes and I can’t explain.’ ”
From the Back Cover
We all know the price of fame. Hitless Wonder measures the price of obscurity. Years after getting signed—and dropped—by Epic Records and watching their more famous peers call it quits, Joe Oestreich and his band, Watershed, keep climbing into the Econoline and touring mop bucket bars. But Joe can’t help but wonder: Are he and his bandmates—torn between the lure of the road and the call to finally settle down—admirable or pathetic? Successes or failures? And most importantly, in their quixotic struggle to live out a dream, do they risk losing the people they love?
More About the Author
His second book, Lines of Scrimmage: A Story of Football, Race, and Redemption (co-written with Scott Pleasant), will be published in 2015 by the University Press of Mississippi.
Top Customer Reviews
The book is written by a master of culture and events, both current and past. Every sentence has meaning for the reader whether hip or not. At the deeply felt emotional level, the author creates a crescendo that makes us care about all of the characters and remember that music carries with it a slag of every aspect of life.
Drugs, sex and rock and roll all make hefty appearances. One wonders if the book would have had as much juice had the band found themselves one day in Yankee Stadium. Probably not.
Read it for the craft, the clever storytelling and the soulful mood you will find within yourself as you travel cramped in the Ford Econoline van with the boys of Watershed.
By the way, the music is easily available and well worth a listen. Start at Joe Oestreich (key word) or watershedcentral.com.
The key word of this review is Wow.
I purchased this book with the hopes of getting the full story of what happened to Watershed and how they quickly went from the next big thing to sort of a rock and roll nobody outside of Columbus, Ohio. I got that but also a whole lot more.
Instead of a chronological blow by blow account, the author brilliantly weaves story lines from the present and past all while thoroughly entertaining the reader. There are times you laughed, and others you cringed and thought of Spinal Tap and Anvil. Most of all, you appreciated the honesty of the author as he let you into his deeply personal feelings as the 20-something-year-old tale unfolds.
The writing, much like Watershed's ridiculously catchy rock/pop songs, is spectacular. The author hooks you with the premise of the book right off the bat and keeps you reading and wanting more. It took me about five hours to read this book, which was good and bad. It was good because I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was bad because I enjoyed so much I could have read another 300 pages. It's no wonder he now teaches creative writing at the university level.Read more ›
A highlight for Oestreich and fellow singer Colin Gawel is when one of their songs is played before an OSU game. This portrays perfectly how popular Watershed is at home and how gratifying it is to be reminded that somebody loves their music. Oestreich handles scenes like this with subtlety and humor and by the third or fourth chapter if you're not rooting for Watershed, you simply have no heart. They are not a band to be pitied, however. Never sounding like a name dropper, Oestreich describes touring with The Smithereens and Ben Folds, getting backstage passes for a Meatloaf show, being wooed by the team that made stars of the Spin Doctors, and earning a spot at South by Southwest. When he rubs elbows, he isn't a gawking fan but a fellow musician with some serious street cred. Oestreich speaks reverently of both the famous and the not-so-famous (when will Willie Phoenix come to NYC?!?). Like a hangover, nights of glory are balanced out with painful wake-up calls. The "headlining" show at CBGB's combined with the debacle at Epic would break most men's hearts...
Anyway, I got the book and I read the book. And when the book was done, I bought a Watershed album.Read more ›
Most Recent Customer Reviews
I've read a few of these books about the road life of struggling bands, and this one is by far the best. Read morePublished 2 months ago by Amazon Customer
Awesome book, a must read for anyone in the biz...or a fan of the biz...or a fan of a good read.Published 4 months ago by not the guy in this book
Having written my own rock 'n' roll memoir ("Off My Rocker"), I spend an inordinate amount of time reading others. Read morePublished 4 months ago by Kenny Weissberg
A solid, honest and great read about a band from Columbus, Ohio that was right on the edge of "making it", but never got there. Read morePublished 6 months ago by M. Waller
Had me intrigued the whole way, just a great personal account of the ups and downs of the up and coming musicianPublished 11 months ago by craig mcmath
One of the best, most clearly written and accurate accounts of what it's like to be in a band, made all the more powerful through its lack of cliches and its preponderance of... Read morePublished 12 months ago by J. Kopeny
A wonderful read! Well written, creative, and image-filled, this book is ideal for any music lovers out there. Highly recommend!Published 13 months ago by Amazon Customer