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Hitz [VHS]

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I hope the producers were joking with this one. If this was a serious attempt at drama, they should be run out of the industry. However, if this was a joke then they are geniuses and it deserves 5 stars!

I'm not sure where to begin with a review. Do I talk about the lame attempt at a tough Latino name (Musico)? How about the defense lawyer that can only talk when screaming protests at the top of his lungs? Do I talk about the impromptu gun fights inside court rooms? I won't spoil it by telling you who's actually strapped... And don't even get me started on the sketchy child-perv judge with two porn 'staches disguised as his eyebrows, or the car in the final scene that drives off of a cliff for absolutely no reason (don't worry - I didn't spoil anything, believe me).

There's about 20 or 30 things I could list, but really I recommend you buy it and watch for yourself. A buddy of mine introduced the movie to me. He won $250 in a bet with 5 other guys to determine the worst movie ever made. They got together to watch this movie first, and they never made it to any of the other movies. They unanimously handed over their $50 on the spot.

It's so bad you'll be shouting out loud while watching it - even if alone at the time.

Honestly. It's a must-see.