No greater testimonies to the arrogance of stardom exist than celebrity recordings--records by ego-driven, tone-deaf performers who think that just because they can act, they can also sing. The mere concepts of these recordings--Robert Mitchum's calypso album, Jack Webb's renditions of love songs, a hymn from Boris Karloff,
Hogan's Heroes Sing the Best of World War II, etc.--are often sufficient to induce hilarity. Happily, these coveted collectors' items almost invariably prove embarrassing, too, and sources of schadenfreude for the general public. Gimarc and Reeder, who genuinely love this stuff, skewer the artistic pretensions behind most of it (the chapter on records by the stars of
Star Trek is, not unexpectedly, particularly vicious--and hilarious). Still, not all celeb records are dogs: Gimarc and Reeder have kind words for efforts by George Burns, Anthony Perkins, and others, and just to be fair, they also list "singers who shouldn't act," from Tony Bennett to Madonna. The camp lovers who go for lousy movies and other outstandingly bad pop culture products will love this book.
Gordon Flagg