A very funny and possibly classic anthology. -- Mark O'Donnell, author of Let Nothing You Dismay and creator of Hairspray
All bow down to Francis Heaney. He is a gob-smacking genius! -- David Rakoff, author of Fraud
EACH YEAR FINNS say that FRANCIS HEANEY is A REFINANCE SHY of a FANCY EAR SHINE... He's finally arrived. -- Neal Pollack, author of The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature
Francis Heaney displays a verbal dexterity that should commend him to any savvy reader craving the... literary parody experience. -- Randy Cohen, writer of The Ethicist in New York Times Magazine
Heaney's exquisite writing ... and considerable wit are utterly squandered in this trivial literary pastiche-- ... exactly why I loved it ... -- Will Shortz, Crossword Editor, The New York Times
From the Publisher
Heaneys work is whip-smart and laugh-out-loud funny. HOLY TANGO (thats an anagram of "anthology"see it now?) will send gullible readers scrambling for their old literature textbooks to hunt down ersatz classics.