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Rugged leather holster keep the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy. hidden back pocket to keep your valuables safe. Made of black leather. Measures 10 x 4 ; holds can or bottle.
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51 of 51 people found the following review helpful
First thing's first. Another reviewer pointed out that the appropriate place for a beer is in your hand. This reviewer is a moran. The product is made for us real men who need to occasionally holster our beers to complete other masculine tasks, including:
-Grilling
-Flexing
-Doing barbell curls in public
-Making lewd gestures at female passers-by
-Loading tools into our Ferd F-teenthousand
-Double-fisting two other beers
PROS:
-Allows you to complete all actions mentioned above
-Greatly improves beer-to-mouth reaction time
-Lets you show those dingleberries who's boss in a chug-off
-High quality leather is made of genuine bull taint
CONS:
-Beer spills while doing pushups, squats, or benching 260
-Attracts way too many women to keep up
-Thigh-string inhibits movement of my mutant "third leg"
-"Employers" (read: dingleberries) seem to have a problem with wearing around the office
SUMMARY:
Ok listen up, tird-for-brains. This is the best leather high-speed drinking apparatus on the market, hands-down. If you don't get it, all I can say is "good", more ladies for us real men. So shut the hell up and BEER ME.
-Grilling
-Flexing
-Doing barbell curls in public
-Making lewd gestures at female passers-by
-Loading tools into our Ferd F-teenthousand
-Double-fisting two other beers
PROS:
-Allows you to complete all actions mentioned above
-Greatly improves beer-to-mouth reaction time
-Lets you show those dingleberries who's boss in a chug-off
-High quality leather is made of genuine bull taint
CONS:
-Beer spills while doing pushups, squats, or benching 260
-Attracts way too many women to keep up
-Thigh-string inhibits movement of my mutant "third leg"
-"Employers" (read: dingleberries) seem to have a problem with wearing around the office
SUMMARY:
Ok listen up, tird-for-brains. This is the best leather high-speed drinking apparatus on the market, hands-down. If you don't get it, all I can say is "good", more ladies for us real men. So shut the hell up and BEER ME.
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
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The idea behind this holster is fantastic. I bought three of them for my favorite beer-loving men. The only problem with the item is that the string that is supposed to wrap around the upper thigh is MUCH too short to wrap around any adult male's thigh. I don't know how one is expected to tie it with a string so short.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
This was a unique and fun gift I got for my Dad. The item was a little on the pricey side, especially after shipping, but it's worth it. I think my dad (or anybody who gets one) will get a kick out of it.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Fun!
There's not much to say about this holster except FUN! It's a perfect attention-grabber at any tailgate, and if you're in charge of the grill, it's actually helpful! Read more
Published 4 months ago by D. Logan Wheatcraft
Useless
Why is your beer not in your hand? Why would you ever holster it? Terrible. Beer is for drinking not playing cowboy.
Published 11 months ago by Paul Miller
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