First thing's first. Another reviewer pointed out that the appropriate place for a beer is in your hand. This reviewer is a moran. The product is made for us real men who need to occasionally holster our beers to complete other masculine tasks, including:
-Grilling
-Flexing
-Doing barbell curls in public
-Making lewd gestures at female passers-by
-Loading tools into our Ferd F-teenthousand
-Double-fisting two other beers
PROS:
-Allows you to complete all actions mentioned above
-Greatly improves beer-to-mouth reaction time
-Lets you show those dingleberries who's boss in a chug-off
-High quality leather is made of genuine bull taint
CONS:
-Beer spills while doing pushups, squats, or benching 260
-Attracts way too many women to keep up
-Thigh-string inhibits movement of my mutant "third leg"
-"Employers" (read: dingleberries) seem to have a problem with wearing around the office
SUMMARY:
Ok listen up, tird-for-brains. This is the best leather high-speed drinking apparatus on the market, hands-down. If you don't get it, all I can say is "good", more ladies for us real men. So shut the hell up and BEER ME.