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1. Pilot
February 6, 2005
Stan rigs the school election to help Steve score with girls, but the plan backfires when Steve wins and becomes drunk with power.
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2. Threat Levels
May 1, 2005
Stan steals Steve's lucrative idea to stage and videotape "bum fights," in which homeless men are forced to beat each other senseless.
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3. Stan Knows Best
May 8, 2005
Hayley takes a job as a stripper after moving into her boyfriend's van and being financially cut off by Stan.
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4. Francine's Flashback
May 15, 2005
fter forgetting his anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 24 hours of Francine's memory erased, but a bungling technician accidentally erases 20 years.
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5. Roger Codger
June 5, 2005
When Roger slips into a coma, the Smiths think he's dead and dispose of his body.
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6. Homeland Insecurity
June 12, 2005
Stan panics after discovering that his new neighbors are Arab-American; and Steve finds himself at the mercy of the Scout Rangers.
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7. Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
June 19, 2005
Stan competes with his 'smug bastard' neighbor to become deacon of his church.
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8. Bullocks to Stan
September 11, 2005
Eighteen-year-old Hayley is sleeping with Stan's boss, Bullock, but Stan can't say or do anything about it because he's up for a promotion!
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9. A Smith in the Hand
September 18, 2005
Stan objects to the sex education program at Steve's school, so he decides to teach Steve the facts of life himself.
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10. All About Steve
September 25, 2005
After disowning Steve for being a geek, Stan must rely on his son's knowledge of science fiction and fantasy to catch a cyber-terrorist.
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11. Con Heir
October 2, 2005
Stan's real father, a studly super-agent, reappears after a 20 year absence to recruit Stan for a top-secret mission, but Francine suspects that he's a con man involved in a plot to steal precious Egyptian artwork.
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12. Stan of Arabia Part I
November 6, 2005
When Stan ruins his boss's party, he's reassigned to Saudi Arabia.
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13. Stan of Arabia Part II
November 13, 2005
Cultures continue to clash, and the entire Smith family is arrested by the Vice and Virtue Police and sentenced to death by stoning.
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14. Stannie Get Your Gun
November 20, 2005
Hayley accidentally paralyzes Stan when she fires a gun she thought was loaded with blanks.
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15. Star Trek
November 27, 2005
Roger is overjoyed to discover that Steve's new book is all about him - until he finds out that it paints him in an unflattering light.
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16. Not Particulary Desparate Housewives
December 18, 2005
Francine joins a group of housewives who cheat on their husbands.
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17. Rough Trade
January 8, 2006
When Stan and Roger trade places, Roger gets a job as a car salesman, while Stan ends up in jail.
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18. Finances With Wolves
January 29, 2006
After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk
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19. It's Good to be the Queen
February 26, 2006
Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine.
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20. Roger n' Me
April 23, 2006
When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick.
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21. Helping Handis
April 30, 2006
Stan devises a plan to make Steve more popular at school, but the plan backfires when the side effects make him a little "too popular."
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22. With Friends Like Steve's
May 7, 2006
Steve's friend Barry turns evil after skipping his meds, and schemes to replace Steve in Stan's life.
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23. Tears of a Clooney
May 14, 2006
Stan enlists his contacts at the CIA to help make Francine's birthday wish come true - to destroy George Clooney.
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Synopsis: From Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, this subversive series revolves around Stan Smith, a CIA agent based in Langley Falls, VA, who is an undisputed weapons expert and proud family man.
