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Homework [VHS]

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The American teenage male...are they all preoccupied with copulation? The short answer is yes...I remember in my formative years it was all I could do to get through the day without thinking about all the females I wanted to bag, be they classmates, teachers, the lunch lady, the cheerleading squad, my friend's mother (every guy had a friend who had the `hot' mom), the girl at the arcade, etc. I would have forsaken much (including food, water, and even air) to quell the raging hormones that brewed within...Homework, produced and directed by James Beshears, his only film as his later career consists mainly of sound work on films, stars Joan Collins (Empire of the Ants) and Michael Morgan, who mainly appeared in bit parts on television throughout the 70's and early 80's on shows like Hawaii Five-O, Emergency!, and ChiPs, to name a few. Also appearing is Carrie Snodgress (The Attic), Wings Hauser (Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time), and actress turned director Betty Thomas (Hill Street Blues)...don't blink, or you'll miss her role as secretary to a rock star...nice cleavage Betty...

The film begins like your garden-variety teen sex romp, two high school guys smoking a J (that's slang for a doobie, in case you're wondering) in the locker room, sneaking peeks into the girl's locker room, but then sort of veers off into odd, yet interesting directions. We spend a bit of time with Tommy (Morgan), a good-looking, blonde haired high school kid with a serious problem...he's not getting any, especially since his girlfriend (whose mother is played by Collins) is so preoccupied with making the swim team she spends nearly every possible moment in the pool. But this doesn't seem to bother him as much as the perception that everyone else around him is, so much so it's causing his grades to slip, so he visits the school psychiatrist (Snodgrass) and she recommends he channel his energies expended on thinking about what he's not getting into a creative outlet, to which he decides to create a rock band, enlisting a few of his friends and acquaintances from school. From here we sort of wander between various characters, the friend lusting after the new French Teacher, the girl infatuated with the local, ultimately sleazy, rock star (played by Hauser), and so on...eventually Tommy does get the `education' he desires, and from the least likely place (at least to him, but not to us as the advertising for this film tended to focus mainly on the whole younger man/older woman theme, on that obviously involved Ms. Collins).

I was slightly surprised at how this film played out (I'd seen it many years past on cable, but only had vague recollections of it). It's promoted heavily on the physical relationship aspect between Tommy and Diana (his girlfriend's mother), but that is such a short scene near the end (both actors were obviously portrayed by body doubles once the nekkidness begins, as we see neither of the actors' faces during the brief tryst, and the body double for Ms. Collins has a much better body than she did pushing 50, and the body double for Tommy exhibited way to much chest hair). There was plenty of T (not a lot of A) throughout the film, none by Ms. Collins as she was past the point of showing off her body as much as she did in The Stud (1978), or the follow up The B*tch (1979). As the film highlighted on certain characters, we're presented with what's essentially the equivalent of a string of After School Specials (popular in the late 70's and early 80's) vignettes (VD, over protective parents, obsessive/compulsive behavior, trying to find ones' identity) tied together by some rather loose threads. Despite the juvenile aspects present throughout, the writing was somewhat intelligent and tended not to make the characters appear as stupid or hollow as expected from films within the genre, but rather provided a `humanizing', almost realistic quality much like that in a similar film released the same year, The Last American Virgin. The one aspect of this film that annoyed me was the flashbacks by Ms. Collins character, as she tries to recall how it was when she was her daughter's age. These were pretty clunky (especially the retro 50's rock music...couldn't they have popped for a few actual songs from the period?) and tended to disrupt the already choppy flow of the film. The biggest weakness of the film, in my opinion, lies within its' inability to sink its' teeth into any one area, rather glossing over a variety of different topics. If this were a straight up, erotic comedy (as it seems to have been promoted), I would certainly be a lot less critical, but the film tries to be more than that, combining a number of different elements, but rarely linking them together cohesively, or giving them the attention they deserve. Also, the meager payoff certainly wasn't worth the buildup that took place through much of the film, and probably caused many a viewer to feel a little shortchanged. Ultimately, the film isn't as bad as some would make it out to be, but then again it isn't all that great. If you're looking for something a bit juicier, I would recommend My Tutor (1983), Private Lessons (1981), or even Mischief (1985). If you're looking for something more substantial, check out The Last American Virgin (1982).

The widescreen print on this DVD looks decent, but does suffer from very minor signs of aging (the occasion vertical line, white speckling). The audio came across very well and understandable. Special features include an interview with the executive producer Max Rosenberg (he, along with Milton Subotsky, formed Amicus Productions in the early 60's, a chief rival to Hammer Films), along with a trailer for this film, and one each for May Morning (1970), and another for a film called Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx (1970), starring Gene Wilder.

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This is basically a horrible movie. Just very, very bad. However, the closing minutes make it worth buying. The main character, a horny teenage boy, is seduced by his girlfriend's breathtakingly sexy mom (Joan Collins). Joan is xtremely sexy, and she seems to find the scene exciting as well (knowing her hunger for much younger men, I bet she was.) Her boyfriend now would have been younger than the kid in the movie at this time!! Yes, this is a very bad movie saved by a breathlessly erotic few minutes.

This dude has a girlfriend is is so obsessed with making the swim team that all she does is swim laps in the family pool to get her time down. Her boyfriend and friends have a sub-par garage rock group when not causing hi-jinx in school. A side plot is that the father of the girl who sings in the band is not allowed to be with them, because her boyfriend plays drums. They are not the 'right' crowd for her.

Anyway at the end of the movie Joan (the mother of the swim team hopeful) seduces her daughter's boyfriend. They have a very steamy scene while the girl is outside swimming. Joan is the queen of seduction in my opinion (it wouldn't take her much effort to have me wrapped around her finger). That's about it. A pretty forgetable movie that keeps you waiting for the seduction scene.

I have no idea why Joan Collins agreed to appear in this movie, but obviously she needed some quick cash. Absurd and utterly buffonish, "Homework" does not come close to carrying the originality of some of the other great 70's and 80's teen sex romps it obviously ripped off. The result is a piece of trash on celuloid, which is a total waste of time. If this film does not constitute "student film" - as in "junior high student film", then I have eaten my words. Production values are so low in this picture - one scene shamelessly exposes a boom mike while a girl talks on the telephone to a friend in the middle of her aerobics routine! I love a bad 80's pic as much as the next guy, but this is below the surface. Oddly enough, the film, which should have been shelved in the 70's, was released by Universal Pictures the same summer that they released E.T. and Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Talk about an odd roster. To the previous critic, I have a suggestion - a cold shower!

I thought the movie would feature Joan Collins and her male co-star's character as the only storyline and feature in the movie.The sex scene was boring.Most of the story centered on the other teen stars' characters.I've seen Joan Collins in other good movies,but this one is NOT GOOD.

THIS IS A GREAT MOVIE ABOUT A TEENAGER OBSESSED WITH LOSING HIS VIRGINITY IN WHICH JOAN COLLINS COMES TO THE RESCUE!!CHECK IT OUT!!

Only about three months ago I tried to track down a copy of this film and it was out-of-print and going for high prices for used copies (like twenty dollars) and even higher prices for new, sealed copies (starting about forty dollars). If you look at the item details, it says the disc was released in 2002...yet here it is 2012 and now Amazon has a ton of them for sale "new" and only priced about 5-7 bucks each.

So since I wanted to see the film, I went ahead and got a "new" copy...and it's not even an actual pressed disc--it's a dvd-r with a purple colored play side instead of silver, and the artwork side is a homemade copy of the VCI label with the fuzzy matte composition that comes from amateur copying.

Now I'm not gonna mention the word "bootleg" or anything like that (whoops! bad me!) because this disc may indeed be issued by VCI (who released the original disc) and I suppose if they want to re-issue it on the cheap that's up to them.

But buyers should know what they're getting, or NOT GETTING, in this case, and that's not a collectible original DVD release but a re-issue, and also it's a dvd-r not a factory disc, which is even more important info because some people have problems playing films on dvd-r media and should know this fact before purchasing one.

(UPDATE: I checked the VCI webpage and this is indeed a reissue of the film by them...ok I guess if you want to see this film and don't want to pay outrageous bootleg prices for it, but it's still kinda sad that they're resorting to dvd-r's instead of actual pressed discs.)

Joan Collins, one of the most striking brunettes in show business history, played a cougar in this and a few other films, before the term cougar was coined. These films are creepy, because you get the feeling that this older woman is insinuating herself on some kid; actually corrupting the minor. It could be sexy if carried off perfectly, but what is carried off perfectly?

If you want to see Ms. Collins at HER best, see Sunburn, a movie where her unbelievable beauty made co-star FarrahFawcett seem like a nobody. THis film is not a good venue; it is not funny, and it shouldn't be regarded as sexy, though some will.

This movie is a good movie and its got fine actors in it.I never seen a legend like Joan Collins be SO seductive as she is in this movie.

I bought this movie for Joan Collins so I was very disappointed that she was in so little of it. Joan is as sexy as ever as Diane, the mother of a very unattractive swimmer but this movie is pretty much all about goofy teenage boys/wannabe rock stars obsessed with "getting laid". There is one sexy scene towards the end between Diane and Tommy. That's pretty much all this movie is good for.