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Honey Badger Don't Care: Randall's Guide to Crazy, Nastyass Animals [Hardcover]

Randall Randall
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)

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Book Description

January 24, 2012
Sweet Jesus—a riotous wildlife book for adults!  The mononymous Randall, narrator of the You Tube sensation (more than 40 MILLION views) “The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger,” is the wild new voice of nature.  In Honey Badger Don’t Care, Randall presents a dozen crazy, badass animals of the wild kingdom as only Randall could. 

Never before has wildlife narration been this bold and this hilarious. More than 40 million people have viewed Randall’s honey badger video, “The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger.” “It has no regard for anyone or anything—it just takes what it wants! What a little badass!”

When viewing wildlife footage, who hasn’t thought at times, “Ewww! What the hell is that?!” Randall thinks it — and says so! In Honey Badger Don’t Care, Randall examines and humorously informs on a dozen crazy, nasty animals of the wild kingdom employing his unique style of telling it like it is! His wildlife writing is refreshingly honest. If an animal scares Randall, he’s not afraid to share. Unlike most nature writers, Randall doesn’t deliver the sugarcoated or drab description. He “goes there” and shares his true feelings with his audience. Because of this, his readers feel that they can relate.

Randall loves animals—even the ones that terrify him. He may not agree with how these animals conduct themselves in the world, but Randall wants everyone to know who they are. Just as he introduced the world to the honey badger, the Jesus lizard, and others, so will Randall shed light on twelve bizarre and interesting animals.

Designed with callouts, sidebars, and more than fifty photos, Honey Badger Don’t Care presents a wildlife book for adults—hilarious, irreverent, profane, yet charming, chatty, and informative. Don’t be stupid—buy this book!


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About the Author

Born and raised in New York City, Randall started narrating at an early age. Randall’s father was a cameraman for Marlon Perkins’s “Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.” Randall is a graduate of both St. Olaf’s College in Northfield, Minnesota, and the Exotic Animal Training and Management Program at Moorpark College in Moorpark, California. Randall currently resides in Los Angeles and lives with three loving cats.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 80 pages
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing (January 24, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1449419658
  • ISBN-13: 978-1449419653
  • Product Dimensions: 8.1 x 0.5 x 10 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #60,917 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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19 of 20 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Nasty, disgusting (and sometimes cuddly) critters January 24, 2012
Format:Hardcover
I came late to Randall's popular YouTube video -- The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger -- but I got a kick out of it when I finally saw it, as did, it seems, millions of other people. In Honey Badger Don't Care, Randall uses the same flippant tone to introduce the reader to the honey badger and nine other (allegedly nastyass) members of the animal kingdom. An introduction suggests that conservationists should welcome the attention that Randall is bringing to these not-so-cuddly species, but the book is really about humor rather than the preservation of animals we'd rather not meet in a dark alley. There is nonetheless an informative, pro-conservationist quality to much of Randall's commentary; it isn't all about disgusting animal behavior.

Freakish-looking beasts that are subjects of Randall's commentary include the aye-aye, the Tasmanian devil, and the solenodon. Some of the animals, including the wombat, the opossum, and the American bullfrog, are only moderately nastyass. Randall features some animals that don't seem nasty at all: the emperor tamarin (which lunches on grapes and has a very cool mustache), the pink fairy armadillo, the tarsier (a weirdly cute, timid little primate), and the sloth. Readers who are hoping to find ten animals that are as revolting as the honey badger might be disappointed. Still, Randall manages to poke fun at even the cuddly critters, always in a good-natured way.

Honey Badger Don't Care is filled with impressive photographs, many of which are enhanced with doodles, costumes, and cartoon-style dialog balloons. Randall's description of the animals and their behaviors is educational, if not exactly the stuff of zoology textbooks.

Readers who object to foul language should be warned that there's very little language in this book that isn't foul. That's part of what gives the book its attitude. This isn't a nature book for kiddies. Adults who don't mind adult language and who appreciate the humor found in nature should have a fun time with Honey Badger Don't Care.
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10 of 12 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars The Fifteen Minutes Start.......NOW! January 27, 2012
Format:Hardcover
Since no one is ever satisfied with just a small measure of fame, internet sensation Randall seeks to shake off the shackles of narrating funny animal videos by branching out into the literary world, with HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE: RANDALL'S GUIDE TO CRAZY, NASTYASS ANIMALS. While to book does provide a few chuckles, reading Randall's outrageous comments isn't the same as HEARING Randall's outrageous comments......The voice is 90% of the joke.. HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE is an amusing time-waster, but I wouldn't really urge anyone to spend money on it, especially since all of his videos are available for free, and are funnier.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Informative and Entertaining March 30, 2012
By Tracey
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
"Honey Badger Don't Care" is my current favorite book. Not only did I learn about animals I didn't even know existed, I had a good laugh in the process. I could just hear Randall's voice as I read the book. I highly recommend this book.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Honey Badger Book
This book was a gift for my sister-in-law who is a big honey badger fan. She got quite a kick from it. It was really a big success.
Published 2 months ago by Donna B. Campbell
5.0 out of 5 stars As funny as the youtube video.
This is a funny little book that is written in the same manner as the video narration by Randall from the original honey badger youtube video. Read more
Published 4 months ago by D. Schwemin
4.0 out of 5 stars Better than ok!?
Was a little disappointed that the book which was listed as new or like new came with handwritten notations on several pages.
Published 4 months ago by Jennifer Sleight
5.0 out of 5 stars too funny
We read this at Christmas time and we were all laughing non stop! We are fans of the honey badger
Published 4 months ago by mgruce
5.0 out of 5 stars Best Non kid book ever
if you are looking for a funny read before bed this is the best book for you honeybadger fans. Haters beware youll love this
Published 7 months ago by Heidi S Morgan
1.0 out of 5 stars Not worth the read
Here it is. The first book read of 2012.
First off let me tell you that I had no idea what this book was about when I requested to read it from NetGalley but I wanted to give... Read more
Published 9 months ago by MissKimberly
5.0 out of 5 stars Crazy funny book
I bought this book as a gift for a friend who loves the online video, but, before I mailed it I wanted to glance through it. I ended up reading the whole book--my mother did too. Read more
Published 11 months ago by D Kelleher
4.0 out of 5 stars cute and funny!
i love the honeybadger and someone told me about this book and i figured eeh why not. Its ok im glad i ordered it on here and saved a few dollars, but its a good conversation piece... Read more
Published 12 months ago by ikeygrl14
3.0 out of 5 stars My 12 year old thinks it's funny...
My 12 year old thinks it's funny... Might not be a book for young childern...beware!! There is also a video on youtube with this Honey Badger.
Published 15 months ago by PMartin
3.0 out of 5 stars Foul Langage- Great Pictures
Honey Badger Don't Care by Randall
Pictures 5 STARS
language 1 STAR
Educational 4 STARS
I have never seen or heard about the ytube video so I was just thinking... Read more
Published 15 months ago by R. Laney
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