From the Author
- Rush Limbaugh overcomes a shy bladder
- Jim Morrison is alive and well and still writing terrible poetry.
- The story of how the baby taser was invented.
- Jesus comes back to earth only to be sucked into various pyramid scams and is crucified by compounding interest.
If you do not and you find yourself offended, please notify your local board of uptight wing-bats.
Have them contact me for bulk book burning rates and blasphemous quotes.