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Ron is a porn director with a little more vision than talent, not that he has much of either. He aspires to greatness, but never quite achieves it - that is until he comes up with the idea he's sure will launch him to infamy: "Children of the Cornhole", a

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  • Actors: Jesselynn Desmond, Ingrid Nicole Kennedy, Carlos Javier Castillo, Oceana Christopher
  • Directors: Terrence Williams
  • Format: Multiple Formats, Color, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: All Regions
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: SRS CINEMA
  • DVD Release Date: October 19, 2010
  • Run Time: 65 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 1.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B003VC6F3A
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #249,025 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
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27 of 30 people found the following review helpful By C. Christopher Blackshere on October 21, 2010
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Horno you didn't! Combining the two scummiest, bottom-of-the-barrel genres of the moviemaking industry sounds like the most brilliant plan ever conceived. Sex and murder, two things that most of the targeted audience will never actually experience firsthand(well, at least the former). This had the possibility of opening the floodgates for an incredible revolutionary movement in film.

Horno ends up being the most terrible of all jokes.

The concept was simple but excellent. An adult film company decides to make a porno horror film. The results should have been beautiful. Throw in some bad drugs that turn the crew into cruddy zombies of some sort, along with some actresses that prefer to keep their clothes on, and you have a complete waste of time.

Really, you will see more blood underneath a bandaid.
You will see better acting in an elementary school play.
You will see more sex scenes in the basement of a church(sorry bad comparison).

Seriously though, this movie is 65 minutes long and has only about 3 minutes of topless chicks, if that. Unforgivable! This is a movie about the porn industry, I am not asking for too much. The main star has a large rubber member protruding through the opening of his pants, but none of the ladies will go near it. Some of the scenes jump around sporadically. There are few murders, little blood, and bad gore effects. And a quick, ten second sex scene that was very unspectacular.

If a Troma film starts to look like an epic James Cameron project in comparison, you know it's bad. Horno is a clever marketing gimmick that fails miserably in all attempts at delivering what it promises. Yes, I got punk'd.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By William D Wolford on October 20, 2013
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When you rent or go out to the movies, your one basic reason is to be entertained. You want to have a good time, and you want to be able to feel that it was time and money well spent. Every once in a while though you find a film that is so bad, so boring, and so idiotic on every level that you make it your mission to tell everyone you know to stay far, far away from it. To spare them the money and time that you wasted in agony on it. Horno is one of those films. This film is so bad, that if you see it, you might remember it longer than your favorite film simply because if someone ever mentions it, you want to be ready to warn them to stay far away or they will become scarred like you did from viewing it.

The "plot" of the film is based around a porn director who wants to insert horror into his next porn project. After getting the green light from his boss, he calls the next film "Horno", a lame combination of Horror and porno. At the same time as this is happening, one of the horno films stars & his girlfriend take a new drug, which transforms them into zombies who appear later on at the Horno film set to disembowel and eat the rest of the cast. That's our movie in a nutshell.

Anything about this that seems interesting at all must have been unintentionally done by my writing, because I guarantee you, none of it is. Every type of sad excuse for a joke falls flat. Every sight gag is terrible. Everyone's acting skills are across the board horrible. This is the type of movie that hurts your head. The type of movie that "bad movie" lovers watch over and over again while drunk. If thats your way to be entertained, then so be it. I am not a lover of bad movies. I want to be entertained. Sometimes I am entertained by what others consider bad movies.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on January 5, 2013
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It might have had some value if:
There were any humor at all, but there wasn't.
The actors were in any way attractive, but they weren't.

Sets were cheap and "special effects" were terrible to non-existent.
Overall, it did not even qualify as being so bad it was good because you laughed at it. It was simply ugly and boring.
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It was silly. I knew that going in. all in all, it was background noses and any time something funny or weird happen we would toon back in. over all, I loved it and she thought it was stupid.
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