Horny Holidays!

Mojo Nixon

Product Details

• Audio CD (September 22, 1992)
• Original Release Date: February 10, 1999
• Number of Discs: 1
• Label: Triple X Records
• ASIN: B000000P4N
• Also Available in: Audio Cassette
• Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #12,971 in Music (See Bestsellers in Music)

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Track Listings

1. Happy Birthday

2. Trim Yo' Tree

3. Good King Wenceslas

4. Mr. Grinch

5. Head Crushing Yuletide Sing-A-Long

6. It's Christmas Time

7. Jingle Bells

8. Boogie Woogie Santa Claus

9. Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto

10. Run Rudolph Run

11. We Three Kings

12. Everyday Will Be a Holiday

13. Sleigh Ride

14. Little Man Song

15. Go Tell It on the Mountain

16. 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars This is Christmas (keg) party music, December 3, 2002

By	John Sloan "sloanjohn" (right there) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

Whatever it is that brought you to read this review, take it as a sign. You should buy this CD! Maybe even buy two, because you are likely to spill eggnog on one of them. If you are a Mojo fan, this is arguably his best CD. If you are looking for something different in your holiday music, here it is. This recording sounds like Mojo and the Toadliquors got together for a few (too many) drinks to rehearse, and just ended up recording that. It's a great mix of R&B, traditional, and a few original songs. The singing and playing may be a little sloppy, and Mojo doesn't quite cut it singing "Everyday Will Be Like a Holiday", but the inspired piano playing by Wet Dawg more than makes up any musical short-comings.

Some highlights:
*The opening song, an irreverent-yet-sincere "Happy Birthday" to Jesus [].
*The rave-up of "Good King Wenceslas" (I forgot the words - let's just sing La La La).
*Every juvenile delinquent's favorite version of "Jingle Bells" (that's right, Batman smells).
*"We Three Kings" is reworked as a tale of drunken revelry. It turns out that "We Three Kings of Orient Are" nicely rhymes with both "drinking whiskey in a bar" and "throwing up in our dad's car". This song also includes a great Tom Waits impression.

If your line of good taste has not been crossed by the end of the disc, it probably will be on the final cut, "Twas the Night Before Christmas", when Mojo sings of committing unnatural acts with Blitzen. Do not play this for your mom.

7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Ultimately offend your mother-in-law !!!!!!!!, December 29, 1998

By A Customer

A Christmas album for the masses whom despise Christmas albums!! Mojo's interpretations and "re-wordings" of classic Christmas tunes, as well as some original tunes leads to a FUNKY-FINE CHRISTMAS!!! A must for those so tired of "A Muppets Christmas" and Harry Connick Jr that they feel they should take their own life around Christmas time!!!!!!!!

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Way Too Cool, December 22, 1999

By	Barry (Peach Orchard, MO United States) - See all my reviews

What can you say about Mojo Nixon? A holiday without Mojo would be like a holiday without malt liquor, BBQ, and your favorite Elvis 8 track.

And FWIW, the backup singers make the album. Great stuff.