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Horror, Humor, and Heroes [Kindle Edition]

Jim Bernheimer
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Horror, Humor, and Heroes is a collection of twelve short stories, one novella, and a preview for my next novel that should contain enough variety to entertain you readers. Sample some of my finest offerings, such as - a guardian wolf fearing the coming of man, a producer willing to do anything to bring the first pay per view live werewolf hunt to the world, a zombie running for congress, a vampire trying to get his life insurance company to pay up, a six year old girl, who makes a cookie people will do anything for, the story of the first child born on the Moon, or a draftee in a war against science gone awry. This collection includes the novella, Confessions of a D-List Supervillain. It is one of my favorite endeavors and anyone who has ever cracked open a comic book will appreciate this story about a down on his luck bad guy forced into the reluctant role of world savior. Also inside is a preview of my forthcoming series Battle Maidens.

About the Author

Jim Bernheimer is an author of science fiction, fantasy, and dark humor. For more information visit him at his website www.jimbernheimer.com

Product Details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 407 KB
  • Print Length: 200 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 144145652X
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: CreateSpace; 1 edition (February 17, 2009)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B001U3Y94Y
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (41 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #22,580 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Phenomenal, February 26, 2009
Just got this earlier today, and sat down to read it. So I figured I'd pop in a leave a review for it. And just for kicks, I'll do it story-by-story.

HHH starts off with 'The Wolf's Cry', a quick story that gets the reader familiarized with Jim's writing style. It's quick and painless, if a bit gory in place. A good intro.

Raw and Real is the next story, one about the televised execution of a werewolf. A good story, but forgetable. I'd already forgotten about it when I sat down to write this review.

The next two stories are very short. 'My Son- the Monster' is a take on the greek myth of Icarus, one almost everyone is familliar with. 'The Red Badge of Doom' is the tale of a man bitten by a zombie. Both are alright, but extremely short.

The next story is where I really started enjoying it. 'Charlie Horse' is about a future where Zombies are common and are harnessed to do everything from being power sources to racing. At first, when reading it, I was scratching and my head and asking what I was looking at, but by the end, I was begging for more. 'Charlie Horse' is followed up by 'The Rally', the final part of the zombie trilogy.

I'd already heard 'Reality Bites!' and 'Cookie?' before on the Drabblecast, so they were nothing new. Both seemed much better in audio format, and 'Reality Bites!' is the weakest story in the collection.

'Adventurers Beware!' was, to simply state it, made of pure awesome to a Dungeons and Dragons player like myself.

'A Matter of Perspective' was alright, but one of the weaker stories. It also had the problem of being forgettable.

'The View from My Room' was a very good bit about the first kid born in a moon colony, but it seemed to be lacking something. It should definitly be turned into a novella, or even a full length novel later down the road. The next story, 'Lieutenant Armchair' is in the same boat, only it doesn't seem to be missing anything. It's just a damn good story that needs it's own book.

Next is where the collection really flies. 'Confessions of a "D-List" Supervillain' is by far the best, and longest, story in the collection. It by itself is the worth the price of this collection. It also needs it's own novel. Actually, it needs a series.

'Battle Maidens' is a short teaser for an upcoming series. It's only there to make you want to buy the first book in the series. It worked. When the first Battle Maidens book comes out, I'll cheerfully drop some cash for it. Nuff Said.

Overall, HHH is a great collection that nicely shows off Jim's talents as an author. I look forward to any and all future works from him.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Witty and a lot of fun, May 15, 2009
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I've read this book twice now and for the most part, it's even better the second time around. Of all the gems in this collection, my favorite is "Confessions of a D-List Supervillain". The wry humor and fast pace of the novella is addictive, and I was actually sad to see it end; in fact, I'd like to see this story turned into a full-length novel.

Another very good story is "Raw and Real", a story as much about political opportunism as much as werewolves. Other really well-done stories are "The View From My Room", about the life of a teenage boy living on the Moon, and "Charlie Horse", which is chock full of darker humor. "Adventurers Beware!" is a very funny take on the absurdities of the wandering hero genre, and "Lieutenant Armchair" is another story, along with "View", that beg to be written as stand-alone novels.

"Cookie?" was one story I didn't like, as it seemed too short and vague to draw me in, and "A Matter of Perspective", while it has its funny parts, did essentially nothing for me.

"Battle Maidens", the preview included of an upcoming novel, was well-done and left me itching to get the completed book. The teaser could use a bit of polishing, but I'll certainly be on the lookout for the finished novel.

Overall, I'd give the collection a 4 out of 5, and honestly, my rating would be 5 of 5 if the book contained only "D-List", "View" and "Charlie Horse"; that there are other entertaining reads inluded is merely icing on the cake.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Fast, Funny, and Fun, February 26, 2009
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This is an excellent collection. I would say that I am not a huge reader of the horror genre, but none of the stories are what I consider to be truly "dark". That being said, this isn't a book for children. There are quite a few surprises, and Jim's humor is out in force. Personal faves are "Charlie Horse", "The Rally", and "Confessions". "Adventurer's Beware" alone is worth the price of the book. Give it a try, you shouldn't be disappointed.
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I'm 42 years old, married, with two young daughters and live in Chesapeake, Virginia.

With Gryphonwood Press, I've authored Dead Eye: Pennies for the Ferryman, Dead Eye 2: The Skinwalker Conspiracies, and Spirals of Destiny Book One: Rider. My next project for Mr. Wood is Spirals of Destiny Book Two: Sorceress. I expect this to be a spring 2012 release.

On my own imprint, EJB, I have published a short story collection and an anthololgy (Horror, Humor, and Heroes Volumes One and Two), as well as the science fiction novel Confessions of a D-List Supervillain. Horror, Humor, and Heroes Volume Three (New Faces of Science Fiction)will be released in December of 2011.

For more information visit www.jimbernheimer.com

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