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Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

Joel David Moore , Paris Hilton , Tom Putnam  |  PG-13 |  DVD
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (31 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Joel David Moore, Paris Hilton, Christin Lakin
  • Directors: Tom Putnam
  • Format: Multiple Formats, Closed-captioned, Color, NTSC, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.66:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
  • Studio: Genius Products (TVN) / Liberation Entertainment
  • DVD Release Date: May 6, 2008
  • Run Time: 91 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (31 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B0013LL2ZW
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #185,045 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "Hottie & the Nottie" on IMDb

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A young man moves to L.A. to track down the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with her ever-present, not-so-hot best friend

Celebutante Paris Hilton takes on leading lady status in this fluffy comedy about the mysteries of love, and the importance of orthodontia. Nate Cooper (Joel David Moore) is an unfeeling commitment "challenged" lemon. His fed-up girlfriend runs out on him and he’s just about hit rock bottom. Haunted by his childhood, he can’t seem to get over his kindergarten crush with the cutest girl at school, Christabel Abbot (Paris Hilton). Unable to move forward in love and life, Nate decides to track down Christabel, hoping to unlock the key to his future. As luck and movie magic would have it, Christabel has blossomed into LA’s hottest blonde who's miraculously single. Unavoidably however, there’s a catch: she’s still playing guardian to childhood best friend and physically cursed June Phigg (Christine Lakin) and has made a solemn vow of chastity until June has a boyfriend of her own. Considering June’s sad and highly exaggerated state of affairs (e.g. rotting teeth, whiskers, etc.), Nate is faced with a daunting task. As his hare-brained schemes to find June an appropriate suitor evolve, she begins to undergo an extreme inner and outer transformation. When her teeth are whitened and the moles and whiskers are removed to reveal a Hollywood actress-like allure, Nate "suddenly" has an unobstructed view of her "inner beauty" and in an epiphanic moment realizes that love and destiny are pretty confusing things. Lacking verisimilitude and plagued with gross-out jokes, spotty direction, and an underwritten script, much of the film plays out like Farrelly brothers' sloppy seconds. Nonetheless, there’s plenty of silliness, some good laughs, and a very willing cast who is more than up to playing along, most notably the talented Lakin and Moore. Hilton fans can rejoice in knowing that within the limited confines of the script, she aptly holds her own and when given the chance, has comedy potential. All in all The Hottie and the Nottie is a modest ultralight romantic comedy that though forgettable, is not without its charms. Neither a Hottie nor a Nottie, let’s just call this a Middle-of-the-Roadie. - Matt Wold

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20 of 25 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars So pathetically bad it is funny February 13, 2008
Long story how I ended up seeing the movie, but this is sooo bad, words can't say.

The movie is an excuse to parade Paris Hilton around. With that, it succeeds.

But lacking a decent script, plot and acting, this is one bad movie.
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22 of 28 people found the following review helpful
What a great way to get rid of an un-wanted house guest. Keep a copy of this film close at hand, and when you have had just about all you can take, put this film into your dvd player and hit the play button.
If they haven't high-tailed it out your door within 15 minutes, pray for a visit from Freddy.
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16 of 24 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Atrocious February 12, 2008
Out of all the movies that I've ever seen this past year, this is definitely one of the worst and most pathetic movies I've ever felt like I wanted to go away. Paris Hilton gives a very unconvincing performance as she tries to do whatever it takes to make her friend a better attractive woman to men. Sadly, for someone who really never learned her lessons and lied about giving back to others on Larry King Live, Paris Hilton showed no effort of changing her ways, and also showed she really doesn't have the drive to act. Not even die hard Paris Hilton fans would even come close to being interested in this movie.

Story: F

Overall: F-
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3.0 out of 5 stars Typical Story November 7, 2013
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In my opinion, it's a typical story about beauty and "not judging others based on their physical appearance..." But it's not a bad movie... There's some funny moments, too.
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3.0 out of 5 stars The Hottie and the Nottie May 26, 2011
This had sort of an odd title, but I saw Joel from Avatar was in it so would give it a try. I liked it very much..This is what happens too much in life..people are judged by their exterior. A person has to be perfect in school to get noticed..perfect teeth..perfect body..etc and later in is the same..the beautiful women have boyfriends..husbands...get a happy life...the plain women either get the dregs of men, or they get ignored doesnt matter what sort of person one is..or what sort of heart one is a face and a body...So, I found this movie very enlightening. He did start out after the beautiful girl from his school days, but then realized the girl who was not pretty had the most to offer....I wish all people would see the inside of a person, instead of just the outside..
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9 of 15 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars The movie is so hot...NOT!!! March 28, 2008
Hey, I like to endulge in a bad movie once and a while but this movie is so bad it makes you question your existence after seeing it. This is not a so bad it's good. This is so bad its shameful.

Premise: Christabel(played by Paris Hilton)took a vow of celibacy but afetr meeting up with her high school heartthrob, Nate(played by Joel David Moore) she plans to break that vow. The problem is her Rumplestiltskin looking friend June(played by Christine Lakin) tends to chase away any man Christabel's life. So Christabel promises Nate a romp in the sack if he can find June a man. Later on Nate falls for June as he realizes that she was a hottie after all.

Opinion: This ugly duckling turned beautiful swan story falls flat on its face. I wont waste time saying that this is the worst movie of all time because I'm sure you heard that from EVERY reviewer on Amazon. I'll just tell you what stinks about it. The plot(if you can call it that) is a joke and the acting is terrible. Paris can't act(she cant sing either but that's another story) and seeing her in The House Of Wax, National Lampoons's Pledge This and The Simple Life solidifies that point perfectly. She is basically a female version of Butthead(of Beavis and Butthead. She cant take full blame for this movie being abysmal. Joel David Moore and Christine Lakin cant act either. This movie goes through great lengths to get laughs and it comes off as desparation. Like all the things Nate does to help June change her appearance to get a man or Nate mistakenly smelling June's funky feet while trying to sniff(?) Christabel's butt(PLEASE dont ask) or a mentally handicapped albino stalker thrown in the picture for good measure. Plus the idea of Paris being a hottie is laughable. She looks like a cracked out Fabio in drag.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Some Like It Not August 12, 2010
"The Hottie and the Nottie" is a peculiar subject. A way to describe it is a very painful endurance test with a somewhat tolerable reward. This could've easily been the worst movie I've seen just for the first hour alone. It's about Norm Spellman playing a dopey loser who can't find the right girl in his life, because the one he was unconditionaly fancied over was an eight-year-old girl he knew decades ago. And so out of the blue, he drove thousands of miles from his old home, to meet with his equally pathetic friend who literally had a caseload of everything about his girl-turned-Paris Hilton. He decided to stalk her, bump into her, and wanted to date her, but she won't let him unless her best friend (Christine Lakin) since childhood gets a guy. But her best friend is, quite frankly, ugly as sin...which I had to wonder if Paris was hanging out with her for charity or she just needed security from the perverts.

The whole first half is so sickening and unethical. The impetus of the humor is these characters describing just how repulsive the Nottie is, while I had the watch the desperate and superficial lead bribing people to date the ugly chick just so he can be with Paris. I hated these character and the ugly jokes got really obnoxious after half-a-second. Although, I have to agree that the best friend, June, is repulsive. She's not one of those ugly TV/movies girls that otherwise have a hot body like the hunchback woman from "Transylmania" or that "Splice" chick: she is head-to-toe horrendous; her body is a series of warts, fungus, and British teeth. But at least she's better than Raspuita from "Norbit", at least she's not ugly on the inside as well as the outside.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
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Published 17 days ago by Deanna Bow
4.0 out of 5 stars Better than expected!
I thought it was hilarious! I bought as kind of a joke, but ended up like it pretty well over all
Published 22 months ago by rusty shaclford arlen texas
4.0 out of 5 stars A Nice Addition For Paris Fans or Simple Teen Story Lovers
I can honestly say that the only reason I purchased this DVD was because Paris Hilton is in it. I thought the movie was gonna be a drag to watch but I am a fan of hers and went on... Read more
Published on February 18, 2012 by Goldigger Preston
4.0 out of 5 stars Watch it and stop your whining.
I loved this movie. Yes it is fluff but really, what movie isn't? Someone mentioned it's a reason to parade Paris Hilton around, I say, oh you mean like, Brad Pitt, Justin... Read more
Published on May 13, 2011 by Angelica
5.0 out of 5 stars Either your "hot" or "not"
I thought this movie was very sweet. I hadn't seen a movie like it before, it was refreshing to watch an unfamiliar plot unfold. Read more
Published on June 3, 2010 by KAM
5.0 out of 5 stars I've seen worse
I mean, it was an horrible movie of course, but cute at the same time.

Paris Hilton (who I love for being so dumb) was dreadful, and the one that played Johann too. Read more
Published on May 31, 2010 by KAM
5.0 out of 5 stars I LOVED IT! :)
OK lets be fair here. I bet that the MAJORITY of the bad reviews here came from people that have not watched this movie and/or have cold hearts. Read more
Published on May 23, 2010 by Allen
5.0 out of 5 stars Joel David Moore Makes This Fun
Joel David Moore (GRANDMA'S BOY, HATCHET) and Paris Hilton (THE SIMPLE LIFE, REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA) star in this comedy about a nerdy man who must receive the love of his... Read more
Published on April 4, 2010 by Daniel A. Foster
2.0 out of 5 stars Not as horrible as Gigli or Glitter but still pretty bad!
I watched this when I was really bored, had a bad cold and it was rainy out...Not that this is any excuse to volunteer oneself to this type of torture! Read more
Published on February 2, 2010 by Zoe Paris
5.0 out of 5 stars Hot
All critics called it really bad but in my opinion, I think this is a pretty good movie. Why didn't they criticized Ashlee Simpson as much? Read more
Published on January 5, 2010 by Trisha R.
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