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House of the Dead (2003)

Jonathan Cherry , Tyron Leitso , Uwe Boll  |  R |  DVD
1.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (325 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Ona Grauer, Ellie Cornell
  • Directors: Uwe Boll
  • Writers: Dan Bates, Dave Parker, Mark A. Altman
  • Producers: Christoph Nuehlen, Dan Bates, Dan Clarke, Dan Sales
  • Format: Anamorphic, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, DTS Surround Sound, NTSC, Widescreen
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo), English (Dolby Digital 5.1 EX), English (DTS ES 6.1)
  • Subtitles: English, Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Lions Gate
  • DVD Release Date: January 27, 2004
  • Run Time: 90 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 1.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (325 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B0000YEE6C
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #78,438 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "House of the Dead" on IMDb

Special Features

  • Deleted scenes
  • "Behind the House: Anatomy of the Zombie Movement" making-of featurette
  • "Stacked for Zom-Bat: The Sexy Babes of House of the Dead Prepare for Battle!"
  • Sneak peek of new Sega game Nightshade

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The usual slasher-movie teens charter a boat to attend a rave in Washington's San Juan islands, find zombies there, and splatter their guts all over the place. House of the Dead shows early promise when the boat captain is the dude from Das Boot (Jürgen Prochnow) and the mate is the inimitably weird Clint Howard. Alas, things devolve from there. The movie includes frequent flashes from its video game inspiration, not that we need much reminding of the obvious source. Amongst the rotten dialogue, bad acting, and gratuitous topless scenes, there's one looooong shootout sequence in the middle of the picture that should be the main attraction for fans of this kind of thing. Otherwise, it's at the level of every other slasher movie, video game or no video game, in which stupid people do stupid things to keep themselves in harm's way. --Robert Horton

Product Description

Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso. When a group of college students take their Florida spring break party to a deserted island off the coast, they are attacked by bloodthirsty zombies, and the only way to fight back is to locate weapons for defense. 2003/color/90 min/R/widescreen.

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100 of 110 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Lord have mercy! March 30, 2004
Format:DVD
There are people out there who will greenlight anything! That is the only explanation I can offer as to why the House of the Dead movie exists. And that's only scary part to the whole movie. It's so bad you'll go off movies forever. I seriously wanted to switch this off and turn the TV over to the Paint Drying channel but I was bound by my word to suffer the whole thing. I don't know why I do these bad things to myself.
As if it matters, here's the basic jist of the 'story'. A group of twenty-somethings are so desperate to go out to some island in the Pacific Northwest (Canada actually, because it's cheap) for the 'Rave of the Century' (which consists of about 8 people and un-raving music) that they pay some craggy old fisherman $1000 to take them there after they miss the main ferry. That's gotta be some rave to be worth all that dough! The fisherman warns them that the island is also known as the Island of the Dead (hang on-I thought this was HOUSE of the Dead?) and that they are all doomed yadda yadda yadda.
First faults here. Why would a tiny little rave (of the Century my foot!) be held on some remote island? Why would anyone willingly pay loads of money to get it? Why pay even more to the craggy old fisherman to take them back when they could just come back with the others?
Once they arrive they discover that the rave (which consists of about 2 tents, a small stage and a port-a-john) has been smashed, there's blood everywhere and no one is around. What would any rationally thinking person do? Run for their lives of course. But no, these clueless, obviously blind people decide to go look for them. Soon enough they discover an old ramshackle house that's 50 times as big on the inside as it is on the outside.
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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars The WORST zombie movie ever made.0 stars December 23, 2004
A Kid's Review
Format:DVD
This terrible movie is so poorly made that it goes down in cinema history as the WORST zombie movie ever made.The plot(if there was one) was a bunch of teens visiting an island and battling zombies.This is a very stupid,horrible time-waster.

Here's the reason this movie is so terrible

1.The zombie's makeup,it looks like toilet paper and ketchup(the fake blood at Wal Mart looks state-of-the-art compared to this)

2.The acting,it is so atrocious, you'll wish these amateurish actors/actreses would die off soon.

3.The slow-motion scenes:This really messed up the movie,Like the scene were all the teens were fighting and the scene was slow-motion was this The Matrix part 4 or something.

4.The plot:The plot and storyline was so badly written that a little kid could write a better script with a piece of toilet paper.

5.The editing:Some of the worst editing ever.Scenes from the video game should up in quick flashes and the editors didn't edit the movie well.

and the casting:Truly horrible cast especially the captain from DAS BOOT.What a shame.

Don't ever buy,rent,or steal this movie.Burning every copy of this montrosity would help the world.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Award for WORST MOVIE of all time March 7, 2006
By Duxman
Format:DVD
Being big zombie fans, my girlfriend and I walked into this movie with high expectations. Mistake #1 - especially since this is directed by Uwe "best director ever" Boll. This movie which encompasses scenes from the video game of characters spinning around to die and the screen turning red - is quite possibly the worst movie of all time.

In fact, it has been 10 years since I walked out of a movie theatre and we did walk out of this pile of garbage. I will - the memory could be erased from my mind. Do not waste your time. Boycott all of Uwe's movies before its too late. Run, run fast from this DVD. The sequel is decent.
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23 of 29 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars I'm Braindead after watching this sorry movie November 18, 2004
Format:DVD
I want to know if the reviewers who gave this movie a 3,4,5 rating saw the same movie I did. This movie does not deserve a rating above zero, but being that it has to be rated anything above a 1 is too much!!!

There is nothing in this movie that is good at all. House of the Dead is actually a Sega video game, that was made into a movie. Just watch the game while you play it, trust me it's better then this cinematic piece of garbage. House of the Dead starts off with some young adults trying to go to an island where a wild rave is. What they don't know is the rave has suddenly been taken over by some relentless zombie. The party goers are warned that they should not go to the island, but they flash $1,000 bucks and the captain is willing to take them. During the party scene you get to see some scantily clad women, and a topless woman that has nothing to do with the plot at all. Just some senseless eye candy for the fellas. When the young group arrive to the Rave they wonder if they missed the party and go in searching to see if they can find anyone.

The action is somewhat okay, but the lines are so corny all I could do is groan. "Who said size does not matter" as the captain hold his weapon of choice. "Mine is bigger", officer bad actress would retort. I told you corny lines!!! When Howard's character is trying to give one of the female characters a cross for protection her line is "It's all right I'm on the pill" pathetic!!!!

Mixed in the story line is something weak about a slave ship. There is this guy who wants to live forever. He created some kind of formula for that purpose, but the downside is you will be a stupid, kung-fu fighting, quick moving zombie.
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5.0 out of 5 stars It' so bad, that it turns great!
The best Uwe Boll's movie ever made! It' so bad, that it turns great! And I don't like jokes about Captain Kirk!
Published 18 days ago by Flávio Francis
5.0 out of 5 stars House of the Dead
Certainly not for kids but even a 16 year old could probably handle it due to the obvious video game sequences. Not as good as a Rob Zombie film, but certainly worth watching. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Mark J. House
1.0 out of 5 stars The absolute worst movie that is based on a video game ever made!
Uwe Boll has been called one of the worst directors on the face of the earth by pretty much everyone. This movie is the absolute rock bottom of his entire career. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Cobalt
5.0 out of 5 stars A fun and entertaining zombie film
This movie is based on the video game ''The House Of The Dead'' by Sega. This is a really fun movie filled with non-stop action, good music, likable characters, and cool looking... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Fuwwyfootpaws
1.0 out of 5 stars Lowest Reviewed Product on Amazon & Extremely Inept Horror Movie
When I saw this movie got a Blu-ray release overseas I was shocked. You would not believe how bad this is despite a decent marketing campaign before its release. Read more
Published 7 months ago by MacheteJason
5.0 out of 5 stars House
If you want to see Erica Durance topless this is the movie to watch.It showed up on time and in great shape.
Published 7 months ago by seas
1.0 out of 5 stars I set this DVD on fire halfway through watching it
The best format for this movie is a pile of ashes. It just might be the most brainless mess of a film ever produced, no joke. Everything about this movie is just plain bad. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Bergen Hanson
3.0 out of 5 stars The game is the movie...
House of the Dead is a good zombie movie. I love the game; it's one of my favorites. What I like about this zombie movie is that is different from any other zombie movie I've seen... Read more
Published 12 months ago by Victor M. Sanchez II
5.0 out of 5 stars Prompt delivery
Prompt and secure delivery. I use my PSP for traveling or when I'm stuck sitting around waiting for an appointment. Movies on my PSP are a great way to pass time.
Published 14 months ago by Dragonfoot Sonder
5.0 out of 5 stars Wow
It has alot of action shows about a person struggles and the survial of one that had lost everything love friendships and how to stand up to your enemies this is really a great... Read more
Published 14 months ago by Pauletha Williams
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