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The Housewife Assassin's Killer Christmas Tips (a Funny Romantic Mystery) (Book 3 - The Housewife Assassin Series) [Kindle Edition]

Josie Brown
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (72 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Murder, suspense, sex--and some handy household tips.

"Josie Brown writes with all the secrets, sex, money and scandal of an OK! Magazine cover...Truly entertaining reading." -- Jackie Collins

IN BOOK 3 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:
- TIS THE SEASON: For murder, mayhem, and missing missiles!
- HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN DONNA STONE'S MISSION: Stop a terrorist cell before it launches a heat-seeking missile at a plane landing in Los Angeles.
- AND NAUGHTY SANTA IS EVERYWHERE: It's hard to convince your child that Santa is so good, when everywhere you turn he's being very, very bad!

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OTHER FUNNY ROMANTIC MYSTERIES BY JOSIE BROWN:

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK (Book 1)
Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one, and it happens to be government-sanctions. But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to the old adage, "Honey, I'm home..."

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING (Book 2)
On Donna's to-do list: First, exterminate a rogue operative out to assassinate the newly elected Russian President. Next: file for divorce!

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S KILLER CHRISTMAS TIPS (Book 3)
'Tis the season for mistletoe...and murder! There will be no peace on Earth if Donna doesn't find a shipping container filled with heat-seeking missiles!
 
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL GUIDE (Book 4)          
London. Paris. Guantanamo Bay. Donna Stone is looking for love -- and terrorists -- in all the wrong places. In this fourth full-length novel of The Housewife Assassin series, Donna Stone finds out that breaking up is hard to do. Then again, so is dating a terrorist, let alone eleven of them! Does this make Donna a serial dater, or a serial killer? Worse yet, an old flame gets in the way of Donna's chance for true love. But she doesn't cry...She gets even.

(A small portion of this book appeared as a novella in "Guns and Roses: A Murder She Writes Anthology".)
 
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S VACATION TO DIE FOR (Book 5)
An NSA scientist has disappeared with a deadly plague virus. Donna and Jack must find him before it is unleashed on Fantasy island, home of three very different resorts: Like Kamp KidStuff, where families frolic among dolphins, cartoon characters, and warring gangs of tweens who believe in the law of the jungle--including human sacrifices; and Eden Key, a nude singles sanctuary where tiki-hut treehouses provide the perfect setting for rum-fueled romances and casual hook-ups--and the occasional swinger slashing; finally, there's the Hunt Club, which allows its members to track a very unique, soon-to-be extinct prey. And you call this a vacation?

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S Recipes for Disaster (Book 6)
Housewife Assassin Donna Stone's executive mission is crystal clear: stop the assassination of both US political parties' presidential candidates. When she discovers she has a long-term vendetta with one of the targets, can she put her animosity aside long enough to save the candidate's life?


Editorial Reviews

From the Inside Flap

MORE PRAISE FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:

"This is a super sex and fun read that you shouldn't miss!" - Mary Jacobs, Bookhounds Reviews

"It's a fast-paced read, and the gadgets are awesome...The perfect combination of mystery and humour." - Curled Up with a Good Book and a Cup of Tea

"...The chemistry between Donna and Jack is enough to set water on fire... A healthy dose of humor and ridiculousness in a book that won't be put down - so go pick it up now!" - Cat's Thoughts

If you love funny mysteries with savvy, sexy women sleuths, check out THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING!

Product Details

  • File Size: 1018 KB
  • Print Length: 182 pages
  • Publisher: Signal Press (November 24, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00ACBP2KK
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #20,931 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars wonderful December 23, 2012
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Love these books. They are so much fun to read. Cannot wait for the next book to come out. This author is awesome.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Completely addicting! December 19, 2012
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I absolutely love this series, I couldn't put it down once I started. I can't wait for the next book to come out!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, relatable story!!! November 28, 2012
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Love the three of four books I've read by this author. Funny, makes you think twice, says what you only think of saying and the storyline keeps you glued to you kindle, iPad, whatever. Right up there with Janet evanovich and Shelly Fredman. Love it!!!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars fun, fun, fun! November 28, 2012
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Josie Brown writes books that have a bit of an adventure, that are never predictable and are always fun! Brown writes with balance, humor and danger; good verses bad; light and dark. Her Housewife Assassin Series is a fun, crazy and wild ride! You will remain interested throughout the novels and left craving more. I recommend the series and rate it 4 stars!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great! July 8, 2013
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These were a fun read, I enjoyed them very much - not too serious, can't wait for the next one!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fun and entertaining! February 18, 2013
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Love this series! Quirky humor adds just the right mix to everyday life. What housewife or woman today doesn't wish they had more excitement in their day to day life?
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3.0 out of 5 stars Can't wait fir the next book February 4, 2013
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It's a good continuation if the first book...Donna US still having trouble with the men in her life but she always has me interested as to what is going to happen next
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5.0 out of 5 stars No disappointment! January 13, 2013
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Once again Josie Brown has written an entertaining and captivating book. Suspense, humour and a bit of sexiness to keep you wanting more. Can't wait for the next book!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars what a nice xmas present for us
if you can handle smoking sex scenes like suspense, romance, espionage, and humor. - then this series is for you- a friend recommended this series after finding out i read s plums... Read more
Published 16 days ago by Ellen Hardin
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun, simple, easy to read
I found the book entertaining. My only complaints are that Donna seems to waffle back and forth too much and what kid wants a Furby these days? That's kind of dated. Read more
Published 25 days ago by Darth Reader
5.0 out of 5 stars Hard to putdown
Would love to see Sandy B. and George Clooney or Juliaane M play the parts in a movie. Enjoy the strong female roles
Published 25 days ago by Melody R. Marsh
5.0 out of 5 stars HwA series
A very good series. You will enjoy them all. The characters are realistic and have familiar traits as all of us and the story lines funny.
Published 1 month ago by GOODBUYS
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and Interesting
I downloaded a free copy and have since purchased three sequels. They are a quick read, funny and plot twisting
Published 1 month ago by Richard Fallin
5.0 out of 5 stars so good!
Love this series! So much mystery and romance that you never want to put it down. Mystery, romance, and comedy all in one.
Published 1 month ago by MeganS
5.0 out of 5 stars The Housewife Assassin's Killer Christmas Tips
Great series...Josie Brown it is a great author...Fun reading and don't want the storyline to end....Looking for the next in the series....Light easy read....
Published 1 month ago by Linda C. Matteson
5.0 out of 5 stars very much enjoyed
If you are looking for a good read that is entertaining and witty this is great. I love the stories and characters.
Published 1 month ago by Veronica
5.0 out of 5 stars great read
The whole Housewife Assassin series is a great read. I have read all 6 books and can't wait for book #7.
Published 1 month ago by BLH
5.0 out of 5 stars One of 6 wonderful books in a series
I read each book, one after the other, and loved every one of them. Well-written, just the right mix of suspense, love, sex, laughs.... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Judith Rosenthal
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More About the Author

My novels are:
- The Candidate [Steamy Political Thriller; 2013 Signal Press]
- Totlandia/Book 1/Fall [2012, Coliloquy]
- Totlandia/Book 2/Winter [2012, Coliloquy]
- Totlandia/Book 3 / Spring [2013, Coliloquy]
- Totlandia/Book 4 / Summer [2013, Coliloquy]
- The Housewife Assassin's Handbook [Book 1; 2011, Signal Press]
- The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing [Book 2; 2012, Signal Press]
- The Housewife Assassin's Killer Christmas Tips [Book 3; 2012, Signal Press]
- The Housewife Assassin's Relationship Survival Guide [Book 4; 2013, Signal Press]
- The Housewife Assassin's Vacation to Die For [Book 5; August 2013, Signal Press]
- The Housewife Assassin's Recipes for Disaster [Book 6; November 2013, Signal Press]
- The Housewife Assassin's Hollywood Scream Play [Book 7: March 2014, Signal Press]
- The Housewife Assassin's Deadly Dossier [Series Prequel; June 2014, Signal Press]
- The Baby Planner[2011, Simon & Schuster]
- True Hollywood Lies [2011 / 2005, Signal Press]
- Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives [2010, Simon & Schuster]

In fact my novel, Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives (Simon & Schuster), is being adapted by producer Jerry Bruckheimer as a dramatic series for television.

Like most authors I know, I'm a voracious reader. My favorite classic authors are Edith Wharton, John le Carre, Martin Cruz Smith, Jane Austen, Graham Greene, P.D. Wodehouse, Margaret Mitchell, Glen David Gold, and Raymond Chandler.

As for contemporary authors, I think that both Martin Cruz Smith and John Le Carre are two of the best writers alive, and I love the writing styles of Helen Fielding, Jackie Collins and Allison Pearson. I think John Lescroart and MJ Rose are amazing, both as authors and author advocates.

I'm a cinephile (I see everything--chick flicks, action films, art house movies, almost every kind of foreign film) and I'm a walker and hiker--anywhere from four to eleven miles a day.

Otherwise, I'M WRITING. Or researching for my next books....meeting the wonderful people who let me know that what I write resonates with them...or hanging out in my fave bookstores (which is any bookstore in any town I happen to be in, at the time).

I've got a sweet romantic husband (who both cooks AND walks the dog, come rain, sleet or flood), and two great funny kids, a boy and a girl. Yeah, I know, I'm lucky, and I should count my blessings. (Believe me, I do!)

I'm also the author of three non-fiction books: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Finding Mr. Right [Alpha/Pearson]; Marriage Confidential: 102 Honest Answers to the Questions Every Husband Wants to Ask, and Every Wife Needs to Know [Signal Press]; and Last Night I Dreamt of Cosmopolatans: A Modern Girl's Dream Dictionary [St. Martin's Press]

As a journalist, my celebrity interviews and relationships trends articles have been featured in Los Angeles Times Syndicate International, Redbook and Complete Woman magazines, as well as AOL, Yahoo, AskMen.com, Divorce360.com, and SingleMindedWomen.com

You can connect with me here, or on:

- Facebook Fan Page: http://www.facebook.com/JosieBrownAuthor
- Twitter: http://twitter.com/JosieBrownCA

PRAISE FOR JOSIE'S BOOKS:

The Baby Planner

"Brown takes baby mania to its illogical, hysterical extreme in this bubbly romp....But what begins as a light foray into Bugaboo country turns into something bigger than a satire of status-obsessed Bay Area yummy mummies as Brown takes a dark look at the fears of parenthood and family, with Katie's heartbreaking longing for a child unveiling a disturbing reality about her marriage and family. Still, the message from the somber realities is one full of hope: love makes a family, commitment keeps it together." --Publishers Weekly

Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives

"Josie Brown writes with all the secrets, sex, money and scandal of an OK Magazine cover. Truly entertaining reading."--Jackie Collins, Hollywood Wives

"Josie Brown's writing is whip-smart as well as wickedly funny, and just as you are enjoying the ride she takes you on, she shatters your heart with her insight into modern lives." --Tatjana Soli, New York Times bestselling author and 2011 recipient of the James Tait Black Memorial Prize for fiction for The Lotus Eaters

"Already touted as the perfect summer beach read, this character driven (sometimes steamy) book can best be described as the offspring of an affair between Desperate Housewives and a Jennifer Weiner novel....A quick look into the sometimes catty world of wealth where priorities get shifted, friendships get broken and marriages, like their mansions, get rearranged. It was light and fluffy (with some excellent dialogue.)..." -- GoodHousekeeping.com

"I loved it! Josie Brown captures the highs and lows of love, lust and marriage with heartwrenching pathos. I'm recommending it to all my friends as the perfect beach read!" -- Lisa Rinna, acatress, and author of the novel Starlit



True Hollywood Lies

The tone is confessional, the writing laced with venomous humor..."
--Wall Street Journal

"Brown captures the humor of working for a megalomaniac...[A] well-paced, entertaining story..." --Publishers Weekly

"A fine piece of literary work." --New York Post


Impossibly Tongue-Tied

"Brad, Angelina, Britney and Kevin may want to check out Josie Brown's new novel, Impossibly Tongue-Tied, for its ripped-from-the-headlines plot that mixes their scandals together..." - PAGE SIX, New York Post

Josie lives in San Francisco, California, with Martin and our two children.

Martin, my husband: THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO FINDING MR. RIGHT, and MARRIAGE CONFIDENTIAL: 102 HONEST Answers to the Questions Every Husband Wants to Ask, and Every Wife Needs to Know.



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