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Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:
A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.
If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .
Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).
So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library.
(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.
You either get it, or you don't.
For those who do, it's hard to read over the sound of my own awesomeness. Read more
You'll really like this book. It drags in some spots and just sucks in a couple. But overall it is a funny book.Published 4 days ago by Butch Fletcher
It's Archer for goodness sake - of course there's violence and sexual content! The book wasn't all I was hoping it would be. Read morePublished 9 days ago by JAYNA M TURPIN
Good book. I would give it less stars because the order was late but I am really excited about the book. Read morePublished 9 days ago by Milos Stancic
If you love watching the TV show Archer then you will enjoy reading about his adventures into writing a book. Read morePublished 16 days ago by Totallycrazyck
I think you would have to be a fan of the show to appreciate it. And I am. So I do.Published 17 days ago by Rodney Pearce