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Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:
A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.
If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .
Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).
So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library.
(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.
Childish, asinine, and not representative of the archer series whatsoever beyond a few overused references and jokes from the show. Read morePublished 7 days ago by Andrew W.
I got this for my husband as a gift and he loved it! I highly recommend it to any Archer fan that can read.Published 11 days ago by lalanya
Made me want to drink a whole lot of different cocktails. If you like the show, you'll probably enjoy the book.Published 13 days ago by Tiggum
At first I was like this can't help anyone but since reading this book I have been a poon-houndPublished 14 days ago by Karl Wieser
Like archer, this book is awesome and should be relied upon for all life and career advice, no matter what you do.Published 22 days ago by John Preston
It is like Sterling Archer is talking directly to you, absolutely worth the read.Published 27 days ago by Cri$co Di$co