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Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:
A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.
If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .
Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).
So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library.
(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.
If you are a fan or Archer you will love this book. If you watch the show then the subject matter will be very familiar. Read morePublished 3 days ago by TJ S.
I thought I would enjoy this book as much as the show. It had it's good points, but overall kind of bland.Published 15 days ago by Robert Moretta
Gave this as a birthday present to a fellow Archer fan. He loves it and is constantly quoting it to me. Definitely put together by the show's writers and you can tell.Published 17 days ago by Nathan
Yes it's predictable, but that's a good thing in this case. Yes the character is one dimensional but hey, it's Archer. That's part of the charm and humor. Read morePublished 21 days ago by Double T
You'd better call Kenny Logins..........Because you're reading about the DANGER ZONE!!!!Published 22 days ago by Team Ciller