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Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:
A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.
If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table ofcontents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this booklisted in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe gocheck that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .
Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dressproperly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue?How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million deliciouscocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how toprepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff thatI forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to behonest, I really only kinda skimmed).
So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—likeSterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing yourgreasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I reallyneed the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, thiswasn’t a damn library.
(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.
Very funny book. If you like the show I would recommend this book. When reading it, it feels like you are reading a book that Sterling actually wrote. Read morePublished 3 days ago by Zombieman010
If you have watched at least 3 episodes of Archer, this book will crack you up! I got it for my boyfriend as part of a birthday gift, and he didn't even know it existed prior to... Read morePublished 11 days ago by Robyn Howes
This book was hilarious. I am a huge fan of the show and being a fan of the show allowed me to understand the humor of the book. Read morePublished 13 days ago by Kurt Roberts
Super funny. Full of great advice, cocktail recipes, and the most expensive egg recipe I have seen.Published 14 days ago by Isaac S. Schilling
Read it all in two days. I love the series on TV so I thought I would read this. It's pretty funny reading.Published 19 days ago by Christine F.
This book is definition of the "Danger Zone."
In all seriousness, you can't help but read it in Archer's voice, and it's fantastically done. Read more