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Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:
A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.
If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table ofcontents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this booklisted in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe gocheck that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .
Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dressproperly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue?How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million deliciouscocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how toprepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff thatI forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to behonest, I really only kinda skimmed).
So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—likeSterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing yourgreasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I reallyneed the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, thiswasn’t a damn library.
(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.
This book is definition of the "Danger Zone."
In all seriousness, you can't help but read it in Archer's voice, and it's fantastically done. Read more
This book requires an IQ of 130 or more to enjoy. I know, some people don't test well. Stupid people. If your one of those, you will dislike this and most books. Read morePublished 9 days ago by Christina Wignovich
If you like the show, you'll like this book. It's a quick read, really funny. Kind of a great thing to have on your coffee table.Published 13 days ago by Devin De Marco
Huge Archer fan. If you're not, then read it anyway, and imagine it being written by a dick. Funny, no matter how hard I tried, I could only read the book with his voice in my... Read morePublished 16 days ago by vance
A fun read, if a bit taxing at times. Written from Archer's perspective, the book has a lot of funny moments, but I can't say I'd recommend it to anyone who wasn't a big fan of the... Read morePublished 22 days ago by vthomebrewer
This book is hilarious. It's a pretty short read, but if you like Archer half as much as I do, it's a must have.Published 24 days ago by Scott H.
This book makes me realize I love the TV show, not one character and his 172 page self declaration of how his life is better than anyone elses. Read morePublished 25 days ago by LargoSensei