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Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:
A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.
If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .
Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).
So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library.
(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.
Very fun. Read it straight thru without putting it down. Sure hope there is memoirPublished 2 days ago by goofyfoot
Its just like the show, you can hear the characters voices in your head as you read, if you like the show you will like this fun book.Published 7 days ago by Chris
Its a book written in archer point of view. It is extremely similar to the show. To the point where it contains some of the same zingers as you would expect dealing with... Read morePublished 9 days ago by Frost
I am basically a super spy now. 10/10 would buy the vice guide to learn how to become a drug kingpin.Published 12 days ago by Jared Williamson
My boyfriend loves this book, a little too much haha. We love the show and he is entertained by this on a regular basis, but he was hoping there would be more drink missing... Read morePublished 18 days ago by Sarah
The book is Sterling Archer in print. While I was reading the book I could hear H. Jon Benjamin's voice, as Archer, in my head. Read morePublished 21 days ago by Stephanie Desiderio
Sterling Archer gave me useful life advice that will help me now and the years to come. But seriously, I loved the book and it actually does contain great reading material with... Read morePublished 22 days ago by Camaro514