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Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:
A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.
If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .
Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).
So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library.
(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.
Yeah, if you've watched the show you knew what to expect. It's nice to have all this information in one place instead of scattered throughout episodes. Read morePublished 3 days ago by Mike
I love this book and have gifted it to a few friends. Archer rules.Published 16 days ago by EN Wags
This book is AMAZING!! I love Archer and this book is just like the show!Published 28 days ago by Domonic Perkins
Reading with Archer's voice in your head will have you laughing out loud. Out of words. Cobras Cobras Cobras Cobras Cobras CobrasPublished 28 days ago by Nick
This is a must have for any Archer fans. It's hilarious, and very enjoyable to read.Published 1 month ago by Lea
It's a book written by the world's greatest secret agent, while wearing a slightly darker black tactilneck. What's not to love?Published 1 month ago by DM