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Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:
A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.
If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .
Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).
So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library.
(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.
The cartoon series episodes were funny, short and didn't really deal with back stories. I don't really felt that the series translated well to this book. Read morePublished 5 days ago by theryons
Liked the cocktails & recipes for Eggs Woodhouse. Hate that I'm not the world's greatest secret agent. Blah blah blah (needed those last three words to post the review... Read morePublished 7 days ago by Robert Hutton
This book is so well-written. You can actually hear Archer's voice speaking in your head as you read it, that's how spot-on it is. Read morePublished 19 days ago by A Russian Bear
Great book. Perfect if you loved the series. The book would be best if you haven't reached vice as some things in the story line are before vice. Read morePublished 26 days ago by Chase Lucero Jeremiah
Hilarious - this was a Christmas gift for an Archer aficionado - The recipient recovered from uncontrollable laughter to begin reading aloud the first chapter, then submitted to... Read morePublished 27 days ago by Amazon Customer
Hilarious and exactly in line with the Archer series. Drink recipes are pretty good. A fun conversation starter.Published 28 days ago by pprbckwrtr