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Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:
A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.
If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .
Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).
So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library.
(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.
I can't wait to get out there and try everything out. I am confident the techniques described herein will give me that edge I have been after ...Published 4 days ago by R. Smith
Another part of the birthday gift for my husband. He loves Archer, and when I saw it, I knew he had to have it. I read a few pages and was quite amused.Published 7 days ago by Lashawn Henighan
This is the funniest book! It makes a great gift for any Archer fan.Published 13 days ago by Amy A. Nelson
As I read this, I hear his voice in my head! If you love Archer tv series, then this is the book for you! Note* Reading is must have skill.Published 17 days ago by J. Miller
A hilarious read with some decent advice. If you love Archer read this book from cover to cover.Published 22 days ago by Amanda
This book was a gift for my son at Christmas. He is a true Archer fan and loved the reading.Published 25 days ago by g-ma