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How to Be Bad: A Novel [Bargain Price] [Paperback]

David Bowker (Author)
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May 26, 2005
Mark is a mild-mannered twenty-three-year-old bookseller who makes endless lists about stupid things. His life changes when he reestablishes contact with his old girlfriend, Caro. At seventeen, Caro was an implausibly sexy, promiscuous, druggy big-mouth. Six years later, she's exactly the same and Mark falls in love with her all over again. Caro, who has nothing but contempt for Mark's list and his choirboy attitude, asks him to prove his love by giving him a list of her own: a list of people she wants him to kill for her. As things begin to spiral out of control and the bodies pile up, Mark himself becomes a target and realizes that to survive, he needs to be as ruthless and decisive as his enemy.
Violent, edgy and with a wicked sense of humor, How to Be Bad establishes David Bowker as one of the premier crime writers working today.
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An index to how zany this stand-alone crime novel from British author Bowker (I Love My Smith & Wesson) can get comes when the narrator confesses his unintended complicity in several deaths, a suicide, a car bombing, an incident of eye-gouging and similar atrocities, and his concerned dad frets, "You realise all this'd break your mother's heart if she knew about it?" That comic deadpan tone infuses all the wild events that sweep up book dealer Mark Madden when he lets manipulative ex-lover Caro back into his life. When Caro asks milquetoast Mark to kill her ex-boyfriend, her father and her loanshark, he doesn't say yes, but he finds he can't quite say no, either. The first two deaths happen despite his intercession, but they're enough for Caro to become filthy rich and marry Mark. Problems only worsen, though, with the newlyweds fleeing assassination attempts, a cyberstalker and the loanshark. There's no plot to speak of, only a series of random incidents whose escalating intensity ultimately goad Mark to become a man of action, but Bowker keeps the pacing brisk and the humor flowing. Agent, Barbara J. Zitwer.
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This amusing satire answers the question: What would happen if an oversensitive lad-lit protagonist were forced to deal with violent freaks from London's meanest streets? At 23, Mark Madden runs a failing rare bookshop and considers Nick Hornby first editions a retirement investment. In a narrative voice that maintains its pleasantly mocking tone even as dead bodies pile up around him, Mark relates the story of how his life takes a drastic turn for the worse, forcing him to toughen up into a real man. In chapters sporting titles such as "Hi, Infidelity," trouble starts finding Mark even before his sociopathic girlfriend asks him to kill several people. (Her targets include a wonderfully realized gangster known as Bad Jesus because of his uncanny resemblance to the Man from Nazareth.) As with most satires, it's hard to work up much passion for these characters. But the story's clever, and it delivers one scene involving Bad Jesus and a group of swooning nuns that will have readers giving thanks to the gods of wicked humor. Frank Sennett
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin (May 26, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0312328265
  • ASIN: B000VYEVU0
  • Product Dimensions: 8.1 x 5.5 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,580,373 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars wild thriller, June 8, 2005
This review is from: How to Be Bad: A Novel (Paperback)
In Richmond on the Thames, twenty-something Mark Madden owns a bookstore that sells rare books. After the "Son of God" destroys a "dirty" book, he gets into an incident in the nearby park resulting in a wacko punching him in the forehead. The EMTs take him to the hospital where the cops react the same way as they did with the burned book insisting he is lucky to still breathe. At the hospital Caro Sewell sits down next to Mark; she was his girlfriend for six months when he was eighteen until she dumped him to blow a teacher.

Caro admits she owes him eighteen months as every two years she reinvents herself and drops her boyfriend. To his shame the mousy Mark still wants her and loves her. Caro teases him about his anal lists that he draws up on nonsensical subjects, but also offers him a test of his love for her. She draws up a list: 1) father; 2) Warren; and 3) Jesus. If he kills the trio she will give him the year and half he did not have with her that she owes him. Although he fears prison he is obsessed with Caro, will Mark go mad with or without her?

This is a wild thriller that stars a strange lead couple. Readers will keep on going in one sitting to learn whether Mad Mark Madden will choose love and death or the collective safe route. Fans will believe his choice and his follow-up as David Bowker leaves his audience pondering how bad someone can become if the price is right.

Harriet Klausner
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4.0 out of 5 stars Quick read, June 11, 2011
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This was a quick read. Quite a bit of tension and action, but not a lot of depth. The writing style seemed like it was translated from a screenplay. Definitely an original plot.
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A great read! An exciting and unusual book that holds your interest from the very beginning to the last page.
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