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How to Beat Up Anybody: An Instructional and Inspirational Karate Book by the World Champion Paperback – October 5, 2010


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Product Details

  • Paperback: 208 pages
  • Publisher: It Books; Original edition (October 5, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 006196977X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0061969775
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.5 x 10.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.6 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (56 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #278,515 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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From the Back Cover

The most important book in karate history from the greatest martial artist: The World Champion Judah Friedlander.

Finally a Karate book that prepares you for real-life dangerous situations! This book includes chapters on how to beat up Bigfoot, how to beat up someone with one arm, how to beat up someone with three arms, and how to beat up someone on a unicycle. Plus how to beat up street gangs, attackers with weapons, ninjas, dinosaurs, and gangs of street ninjas with weapons riding on dinosaurs!

This book contains more than 500 photos! And lots of words! All guaranteeing that you'll learn how to beat up anybody!

The World Champion is the greatest athlete in the world, has sex with lots of women, and is a role model to children. For the first time you can now witness his training techniques. Buy this book before he beats you up!

About the Author

One of the country's top comedians, Judah Friedlander stars in NBC's Emmy Award-winning hit comedy 30 Rock and has appeared in more than 30 films. He lives in New York City, where he performs stand-up almost every night.


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Customer Reviews

This is a book to read for a good laugh.
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Get this book now, the Kindle version even has all of the pictures, which is a must-have for this book.
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It's a bit racy and I really did not care for it.
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Most Helpful Customer Reviews

45 of 52 people found the following review helpful By C Williamson on October 20, 2010
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Perhaps you think you could stand a chance in the Octagon. Maybe you think you could take out everyone in a biker bar given the right situation. Or perchance you'd like to go toe-to-toe with a drunk midget wrestler. Well, after you read this book there is no more "maybe." The fact of the matter is that after you read all 208 action-packed pages, you will be able to UTTERLY ANNIHILATE ANY OPPONENT regardless of size or strength.

I am a serious student of the martial arts. I have studied a variety of deadly fighting styles on two continents. But after reading this book I realized my skills were akin to those of a drooling toddler attempting Tai Chi. Fortunately, Judah's instructions make everything crystal clear when it comes to using the magnificent gift that is the human body to maim and destroy people you don't like.

Five out of five stars. Martial Arts has a new name, and its initials are Judah Friedlander.
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47 of 58 people found the following review helpful By Edmond on November 30, 2010
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I was pissing out of my butt when I picked this book up in a friend's bathroom.
Immediately after reading the first sentence, my diarrhea was cured.
The rest of my movement was as firm as a day old baguette and as odorless as a bottle of water.

THANK YOU JUDAH!!!!!!!
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26 of 32 people found the following review helpful By Alkene on November 30, 2010
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I don't own any instructional books besides the Joy of Sex and the Joy of Cooking, but HOW TO BEAT UP ANYBODY is more useful than both of them combined.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Tobin B. Crenshaw on July 27, 2012
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My favorite is the sneak attack on Bigfoot, but you have to be airborne to pull it off. Just remember Bigfoot hates people because we know how to make better meals.

Plus Judah teaches you to eat like a world champion, an extra large pizza, a jar of mayonnaise, pour it on tuna, add some kielbasy and some pigeon and mix it all together with your hands of steel and you get the perfect land, sea and air protein meal.

So whether you want to learn a soaring sandal stomp, a surprise 2 man aerial attack, a butt bomb, or to deliver some elevated street justice (firm thighs required, you will find enough irreverent humor in this book with about a half dozen crazy photos and instructions on each page. Pure fun!
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The year Judah Friedlander was born, man first walked on the moon. Maybe. Other great achievements since 1969 include Judah scoring 243 goals in a single game of International soccer in Brazil while at the same time acting as the referee. Judah wears many hats, literally, from his critically acclaimed movie role in American Splendor, to his role as Frank in the award winning ensemble show 30 Rock, but in this incarnation he is The World Champion. Judah Friedlander, a 20 year stand up comedy vet, has written his first graphic novel style book based on his stand up schtick, The World Champion. Here, he teaches you how to defend yourself against the angry big foot displaced from deforestation, sizing up to combat your opponents, the mysterious triangles of power, the importance of levitation, and how to handle confrontation with mutant aliens. Is this book an introduction to subversive esoteric knowledge, or just a light hearted romp through kitsch and camp loving America? Whatever the answer is, the real reason to get the book... Judah looks good in a dress. And there's hot naked pictures in there of him, albeit censored; who knows what powers would be unleashed to mere mortals if they gazed upon him uncostumed. The book is filled with tons of great hilarious photos that Judah took or helped with himself, and it is definitely worth it's $17.99.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By towanda1046 on January 21, 2011
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I bought this as a gift for my husband who is a brown belt in karate. He has enjoyed it quite a bit. Parts are a little racy but overall is quite funny and entertaining.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Dan on November 4, 2012
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it is a rally funny instructional book on how to be a good fighter. it mixes comedy with pop art and it a fun easy to read book.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By John Suits on June 9, 2011
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I was getting sand kicked in my face by bullies every time I went to the beach, and there was nothing I could do about it. Charles Atlas and his methods were useless--no help to me whatsoever. But now that I've read Judah Friedlander's wonderful new book, I can stroll into the toughest biker bars and toss the patrons around like so many rag dolls. Thanks, Judah!
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