“World Champion” Judah Friedlander tells you How to Beat Up Anybody in this insanely hilarious satirical martial arts guide. Better known as an award-winning stand-up comic, actor, and star of 30 Rock, Friedlander shares his adventures in butt-kicking with lucky readers in a self-defense handbook in the gut-busting vein of The Truth About Chuck Norris.
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The most important book in karate history from the greatest martial artist: The World Champion Judah Friedlander.
Finally a Karate book that prepares you for real-life dangerous situations! This book includes chapters on how to beat up Bigfoot, how to beat up someone with one arm, how to beat up someone with three arms, and how to beat up someone on a unicycle. Plus how to beat up street gangs, attackers with weapons, ninjas, dinosaurs, and gangs of street ninjas with weapons riding on dinosaurs!
This book contains more than 500 photos! And lots of words! All guaranteeing that you'll learn how to beat up anybody!
The World Champion is the greatest athlete in the world, has sex with lots of women, and is a role model to children. For the first time you can now witness his training techniques. Buy this book before he beats you up!
About the Author
One of the country's top comedians, Judah Friedlander stars in NBC's Emmy Award-winning hit comedy 30 Rock and has appeared in more than 30 films. He lives in New York City, where he performs stand-up almost every night.
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40 of 46 people found the following review helpful
By C Williamson
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
Perhaps you think you could stand a chance in the Octagon. Maybe you think you could take out everyone in a biker bar given the right situation. Or perchance you'd like to go toe-to-toe with a drunk midget wrestler. Well, after you read this book there is no more "maybe." The fact of the matter is that after you read all 208 action-packed pages, you will be able to UTTERLY ANNIHILATE ANY OPPONENT regardless of size or strength.
I am a serious student of the martial arts. I have studied a variety of deadly fighting styles on two continents. But after reading this book I realized my skills were akin to those of a drooling toddler attempting Tai Chi. Fortunately, Judah's instructions make everything crystal clear when it comes to using the magnificent gift that is the human body to maim and destroy people you don't like.
Five out of five stars. Martial Arts has a new name, and its initials are Judah Friedlander.
I am a serious student of the martial arts. I have studied a variety of deadly fighting styles on two continents. But after reading this book I realized my skills were akin to those of a drooling toddler attempting Tai Chi. Fortunately, Judah's instructions make everything crystal clear when it comes to using the magnificent gift that is the human body to maim and destroy people you don't like.
Five out of five stars. Martial Arts has a new name, and its initials are Judah Friedlander.
45 of 53 people found the following review helpful
By Edmond
Format:Paperback
I was pissing out of my butt when I picked this book up in a friend's bathroom.
Immediately after reading the first sentence, my diarrhea was cured.
The rest of my movement was as firm as a day old baguette and as odorless as a bottle of water.
THANK YOU JUDAH!!!!!!!
Immediately after reading the first sentence, my diarrhea was cured.
The rest of my movement was as firm as a day old baguette and as odorless as a bottle of water.
THANK YOU JUDAH!!!!!!!
26 of 31 people found the following review helpful
By Alkene
Format:Paperback
I don't own any instructional books besides the Joy of Sex and the Joy of Cooking, but HOW TO BEAT UP ANYBODY is more useful than both of them combined.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
2.0 out of 5 stars
Not my cup of tea
I heard Judah on Coast to Coast and thought he was funny...so I bought the book. I couldn't get into it. Didn't find it that funny. I wound up giving it to my daughter. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Karen M. McGrady
1.0 out of 5 stars
Parents Beware!
Got this book at a "white elephant" party...the title alone made everybody laugh, which was fun, but later at home, my son was reading through it and discovered nudity... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Lisa
4.0 out of 5 stars
How to beet up anybody
it is a rally funny instructional book on how to be a good fighter. it mixes comedy with pop art and it a fun easy to read book.
Published 6 months ago by Dan
5.0 out of 5 stars
ROFL LOL LMAO All in One!!
My favorite is the sneak attack on Bigfoot, but you have to be airborne to pull it off. Just remember Bigfoot hates people because we know how to make better meals. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Tobin B. Crenshaw
2.0 out of 5 stars
Thought it was funny for a day
Looked at it for a few minutes, havent looked at it since...waste of money..but i did get a laugh or two.
Published 16 months ago by kchudoba23
1.0 out of 5 stars
One joke, many pages.
I know there are different senses of humor and different opinions on what's funny. So I won't judge the merits of this book on how little it made me laugh. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Obsessive shopper
1.0 out of 5 stars
Not my cup of tea
The author has no lack of self worth in a comedic way. A guy with an alter ego "Borat" style. It's a martial arts spoof with goofy pictures and jokes. Read more
Published 18 months ago by specwardude
5.0 out of 5 stars
Better than Popeye's spinach!
I was getting sand kicked in my face by bullies every time I went to the beach, and there was nothing I could do about it. Read more
Published 23 months ago by John Suits
5.0 out of 5 stars
excellent book
This book was more than I could have expected. Pick this book up if you like quality material and awesomeness.
Published on May 16, 2011 by Sara Pawson
5.0 out of 5 stars
lol
The book itself is hilarious, even if you don't enjoy reading. You open it to any random page, and you are bound to see a hilariously ridiculous image. Read more
Published on May 10, 2011 by A. Winget
