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How to Cook a Tart [Paperback]

Nina Killham (Author)
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)


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June 11, 2003
Cookbook author Jasmine March's life is like a perfectly prepared béchamel-rich, satisfying, and drenched in butter. But even a great béchamel curdles sometimes. Her husband, Daniel, has taken up with one of his Zone-dieting drama students; Careme, her daughter, is bent on starving herself to death; and Jasmine's fellow foodies have had just about enough of her astronomically caloric recipes. To make matters worse, her publisher is threatening to cancel her contract. And then there's the small matter of the dead body she finds one morning on her kitchen floor.

Filled with mouth-watering descriptions of Jasmine's creations-venison stew with Madeira and juniper berries, crispy chicken breasts stuffed with goat cheese and mint-Nina Killham's smart and spirited first novel is good enough to eat.

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Everything about How to Cook a Tart, the debut novel from Washington Post food writer Nina Killham, is too much. Its heroine, cookbook author Jasmine March, is a rotund creation, a lover of cream and butter and pork and all manner of excess. Food governs her. She's given to ruminations along these lines: "of all the herbs, Jasmine thought, basil was her soul mate. Basil was sensuous, liking to stretch out green and silky under a hot sun with its feet covered in cool soil." Her husband Daniel is having an affair with a woman of the opposite extreme: an actress named Tina who's a skinny-limbed disciple of the Zone diet. Jasmine's daughter Careme is--what else?--an anorexic. Killham pushes these characters off the precipice of probability when Tina is found dead in Jasmine's kitchen, a brownie stuffed in her mouth. This could be a rich comic stew, but though Killham has a firm grasp of cookery, she has poor control over her tone. We're never sure if what we're reading is satire or romance or grotesquerie. It doesn't help that she lifts her conclusion from Roald Dahl. Still, foodie fans of Bon Appétit-style purple prose will find much to admire in the descriptions of Jasmine's kitchen adventures. --Claire Dederer --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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Food, sex, murder and more food are the subjects of Killham's decadent debut. Jasmine March, a Rubensesque cookbook author and gourmand, is on a crusade to bring her rich recipes to the masses. She lives in Georgetown, in Washington, D.C., with her husband, Daniel, an acting teacher who's sliding into a classic midlife crisis, and their 16-year-old daughter, Careme, a frustrated virgin with an eating disorder and a pet python. Jasmine's publisher threatens to drop her unless she can come up with a low-fat cookbook, even though she longs for "the days when men were gluttons and proud of it... when food was prized, not shunned like some leprous disease," and when her so-called friends in the cutthroat food business don't help at all, she menaces one with a cleaver. Meanwhile, the eponymous tart in question is Tina Sardoni, a wafer-thin student in Daniel's acting class, who has a thing for colon cleansing and married men. The latter predilection lands her on Jasmine's kitchen floor, bludgeoned to death by a marble rolling pin. Jasmine is the perfect suspect, but is she the killer? Foodies, celebrity chefs, fad diets and skinny people all get what's coming to them, as Jasmine waxes poetic on everything from butter to bull testicles. Elaborate culinary descriptions and metaphors tend to overpower the rather meager plot, but this amusing satire will delight readers who believe that eating well is the best revenge.
Copyright 2002 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Bloomsbury USA (June 11, 2003)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1582343047
  • ISBN-13: 978-1582343044
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.6 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,864,090 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Hi, I'm Nina Killham. I'm the author of three books: How to Cook a Tart (Bloomsbury), Mounting Desire (Bloomsbury) and Believe Me (Penguin). I was born in Washington DC but now live in London with my Australian husband and children. Before writing full time I had a variety of jobs, including working for ABC News, The Washington Post, Columbia Pictures and an earplug factory. I hope you enjoy my books. I always love feedback which you can give to me through my website www.ninakillham.com. Thanks!

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars Something to shock the senses - in more ways than one ;), October 9, 2002
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This review is from: How to Cook a Tart (Hardcover)
Tired of the same old canned book plots? Tired of "low fat", watered down characters who are as interesting as day old bread and tepid water? Well here's your cure - Nina Killham's hilarious new novel! This book was great - it was exactly what I was looking for - it continually kept me guessing as to what in God's name Jasmine March was thinking up in that culinary genius mind of hers!
The character dynamics were insane! Daughter versus father, mother versus daughter, mother versus father, husband and mistress, etc... The food itself is a character that is wonderful to actually watch as it pushes and pulls the characters in a multitude of directions!
One must read this book to experience the true decadent feeling that comes from "consuming" such a wonderful first novel!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Not your mother's cup of tea, October 9, 2002
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Numerous exciting and unusual suggestions for relationship enriching activities with food, batterie de cuisine, and leftovers. Don't let your mother read it or share it with her book club. It won't make Oprah's list but it tops mine for escape reading. Readers who enjoy Janet Evanovich will find "To cook a tart" appealing.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Delivers on its promise!, August 7, 2004
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This is a book meant to be savored. Hold the rich raspberry, satin paper covered book in your hand and study the title. "How to Cook a Tart." ::What kind of a tart?:: Well, in the first sentence, we have a dead floozy on Jasmine's kitchen floor. ::Oh, THAT kind of tart.::

If you pay attention, every page has wonderful culinary wit and sly references to both the title and ending. Poor Jasmine is caught in a comedic web that doesn't have her so much cooking the tart, as, well--gee, it just isn't her fault!

This is not a Chianti moment. I definitely recommend a robust Pinot Noir with this book!
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WHAT A DISASTROUS start to the day, Jasmine March thought as she stared down at her husband's nubile lover, dead on her kitchen floor. Read the first page
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