How to Get Fat (Self-Hurt) [Illustrated] [Hardcover]

Knock Knock (Author)

Book Description

Series: Self-Hurt | Publication Date: September 1, 2007

It's not easy to put on weight. Everywhere you look it seems there's another excuse not to eat. Too busy for snacktime or meals, the incessant desire to get out there and exercise, sometimes it just feels like the cards are stacked against you. Even if you've failed at weight gain before, with this easy, step-by-step guide, you'll actualize your inner corpulence. Discover the pleasures of amplitude. It's time to get fat!

Learn how to:

*Be appreciated for your personality and pretty face

*Build up to maximum carb, fat, and sugar intake levels

*Put the junk where it belongs--in your trunk

Editorial Reviews

Review

A can of lard a day keeps the doctor away... or so you might start to think after reading Knock Knock's hilarious new book, How to Get Fat, one of six guidebooks in the Self-Hurt Series. This recipe for weight gain will have you scooping the ice cream and skipping the gym in no time. In the book's Survival of the Fattest section, readers are reassured that the caveman days of hunting and gathering are over, and there's no real reason to exert any unnecessary physical activity. So toss your LA Fitness card and start eating cake for breakfast. --Desert Living

Product Details

• Hardcover: 192 pages
• Publisher: Knock Knock Books (September 1, 2007)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1601060394
• ISBN-13: 978-1601060396
• Product Dimensions: 7.5 x 5.2 x 0.7 inches
• Shipping Weight: 8 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #475,869 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Skinny people are staving on the inside, October 7, 2008

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Alexis Jane (Manhattan Beach, CA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: How to Get Fat (Self-Hurt) (Hardcover)

Eating is probably my favorite activity, or maybe second to napping. I hate how people say "You can sleep when you die," but let's be clear, you CANNOT eat when you die, so I'm trying to get it all in now. Finally there is a book that completely supports my need to feed my face! I really appreciate the tips laced throughout the book ie "Don't waste your precious stomach space on dinner salads". Brilliant!

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars This book is for 'REAL'??!, July 14, 2011

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Yukio "Going West" (South MS) - See all my reviews

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This review is from: How to Get Fat (Self-Hurt) (Hardcover)

I was not sure at this title. I couldn't belive what I was seeing. But on a lark, I ordered and found that it was exactly what it said it was. How to eat in the wrong way to add serious pounds. (or right if that is what you want, even mentions feeders,gainers and even bears) It had quiet a bit of humor and answered quiet a few objections to gaining weight. I really enjoyed the book. It is quiet humorous and considering how large much of the planet is getting.. You might just benefit from it.