"There are three things in life which are real - God, Human Folly, and Laughter. Since the first two are beyond our comprehension, we must do what we can with the third." -John F. Kennedy ----------- A must read for all Elvis and Sinatra fans, classic movie buffs and burnt-out conspiracy theorists!!! The long-awaited FIRST and ONLY spoof and satire EVER written about the Crime of the Century!!! The one-of-a-kind, never-before-told, star-studded story of the secret Hollywood conspiracy leading up to the JFK assassination ----------- Comically channeling JFK and the three biggest stars of the 20th century, Elvis Presley, John Wayne and Frank Sinatra, 'gonzo historian' Joe Burke weaves his uniquely original and absolutely twisted blend of fact and fiction as he takes readers through an uproarious tale of the era’s Hollywood-Cold War intrigue. Here, Joe Burke is at his sick and satirical best. After almost fifty years of controversy – this insane, destined cult classic delivers the FIRST and BEST and ONLY escape from the events of November 22, 1963!!! ----------- "Awesome! The perfect cure and bookend for the jaded and cynical conspiracy theorist! Page-turning, fantastic fun!" -The Boston Mystery Review ----------- "Joe Burke is to American pop culture what Tom Clancy is to espionage ... and what Mel Brooks is to the Nazis ..." -R. Howitt, Author of 'This Blurb' -------- "In one satirical swoop Joe Burke has debunked almost fifty years of expert analysis, The Warren Commission, two Congressional investigations, and a major motion picture. Finally, America knows the truth. Case Dismissed." -Andrew McAleer, Esq., Author of 'The 101 Habits of Highly Successful Novelists' ----------- "Whatever. It's just a theory ..." -Albert Einstein

