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How I Lost 5 Pounds in 6 Years: An Autobiography [Hardcover]

Tom Arnold (Author)
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November 1, 2002
You thought you knew him - from Roseanne, movies like True Lies, and now his hot seat hosting Fox Sports' hit show "The Best Damn Sports Show Period." But the face he puts forth on camera is a mere part of the true Tom Arnold - also known for deciding one night in his early 20s to streak through his small Iowa town. Young Tom didn't think it was such a blast by the end of the evening, though, when he ended up naked in the drunk tank, forced to call in "sick" to his job at Hormel, where his duties included pulling fat off hog ribs and shooting in the head pigs that couldn't make it up the electrocution conveyor. When his boss found out why he had really missed work, Tom got fired, leading his grandmother to remark, "that's a shame. That was the best job you'll ever have."

Fortunately, grandmom was wrong and Tom went on to better jobs, among them roles in the movies Hero, Nine Months and Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. He has had his own 3-part HBO special, "Tom Arnold: The Naked Truth," was a writer, actor and executive producer of the acclaimed show "Roseanne," and starred in 3 television shows of his own, "The Jackie Thomas Show," "Tom," and "The Tom Show."

From his midwest upbringing to his early days in comedy clubs to his successes and failures in love and Hollywood, Tom is by turns endearingly self-deprecating and brutally honest about his past. Cocaine addiction, weight problems, and his most famous relationship merit full disclosure in what is THE BEST DAMN AUTOBIOGRAPHY PERIOD!

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In his first book, actor and comedian (as well as host of The Best Damn Sports Show Ever) Arnold takes readers through the highs and lows of his life, all the while maintaining the breezy charm and guy's-guy persona that has served him well in his career. Framed as a series of responses to questions from his unborn child, Arnold examines his tumultuous childhood and adolescence in rural Iowa, his stand-up career, his stormy marriage to Roseanne, and his current happiness with his new wife and job. Arnold takes frequent potshots at himself (his weight is a frequent target) and is honest and forthcoming about his struggles with drugs and alcohol. Hollywood gossip fans will be pleased by the amount of salacious information Arnold offers about his relationship with Roseanne as well as the juicy backstage tidbits he includes from his showbiz career. Although this book might not win Arnold any new fans, the affable and self-deprecating tone will certainly satisfy his current following. Brendan Dowling
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"You've heard Arnold talk about his small penis; now you can read about it. TOM ARNOLD: HEY, IT'S ME is the funniest book I'll never read. Arnold leaves Tom Clancy and Larry King needing writing lessons. Absolute genius!!!" -Steve Tisch, Academy Award-winning producer of FOREST GUMP

"Tom's book is just like Tom himself--big-hearted, big-mouthed and flat-out funny." -Kathie Lee Gifford

"I love this book! With humor and humility and don't-try-this-at-home honesty, Tom Arnold gives us a brilliant new take on the great American success story and reminds us that before anything, he's a damn good writer. In the market for a superhero? This one wrestles his childhood, his addictions and his ego to the ground. An exhilarating, moving, hilarious example of life lived out loud." -Don Roos, writer/director, THE OPPOSITE OF SEX and BOUNCE

"After reading Tom Arnold's most candid thoughts and feelings, I wanted to divorce him." -Bill Maher

"Tom Arnold with authority! I dare you to put this book down! You won't be able to. I did, but I'm gifted that way." -Craig Kilborn, "The Late Late Show"

"A delightful romp through a colorful and richly human life. Well, okay...a pretty sick life. But that's Tom. I now better understand why I love that Tom Arnold so much." -Dr. Drew Pinsky

"From TRUE LIES to outrageous truths, Tom Arnold's book is as funny and honest as he is." -Arnold Schwarzenegger

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 288 pages
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Press; First Edition edition (November 1, 2002)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0312291345
  • ISBN-13: 978-0312291341
  • Product Dimensions: 9.5 x 6.4 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.2 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,943,599 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Outrageously funny! Waiting for the sequel., November 18, 2002
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Lisa Henkel (Beverly Hills, CA United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: How I Lost 5 Pounds in 6 Years: An Autobiography (Hardcover)
At first I was skeptical of Tom Arnold as an author, but after a few recommendations of "How I Lost 5 Pounds in 6 Years" my thoughts have changed.
Tom Arnold's writing technique is wonderful and complements his humor and honesty. I found myself laughing hysterically and moved to tears with a turn of the page.
I am glad I bought this book, now I have a new understanding and respect for Tom.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars fantastic!! A++++++++++++, December 2, 2002
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Charity Moreland (Chicago, IL United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: How I Lost 5 Pounds in 6 Years: An Autobiography (Hardcover)
I found this book absolutely wonderful. Smartly funny and also heart-tuggingly sensitive. Tom's quick wit is only to be matched by his willingness to give the reader a rare look into one of Hollywood's truly good guys heart. He lays it all out for his "child" yet to be born... the good, the bad and the hilarious. I highly recomend this book to anyone who loves to laugh and cry all in the same night. Well written and easy to identify with. I hope Tom's family and friends appreciate how lucky they are to have this special man in thier lives- the giving and the sharing of his time, money and support alone shows how much Tom cares for not only those who are close to him but also those in need. Bravo Mr. Arnold. You deserve all the best in life and I thank you for the experience of sharing in your life through your words. Your unborn child has a great daddy!!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars I thought it was great and laughed out loud many times, February 23, 2003
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Barbara (Los Altos, CA) - See all my reviews
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I do agree with the previous reviewer that the book jumped all over the place - but you get the feeling that Tom is like that in real life. He probably jumps from topic to topic in conversation! I also wished he had put photos of Roseanne and his second wife instead of so many similar photos of his current wife. There are many touching moments as well as laught out loud moments. His insight into relationships was very knowledgeable and he has good advice. He seems like a person who would make a good friend and people are lucky to have him in their life!
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