How to Massage Your Cat [Hardcover]

Alice M. Brock (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: September 2003

As kitty gift books go, this is "the best, funniest, most inspiring" of them all, according to the Village Voice and tens of thousands of dedicated readers. Now out on the prowl with a new cover that's the cat's meow, it's ready to inspire a second wave of cats and their owners to relax into a catnap. Author and illustrator Alice M. Brock (of Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant" fame) counsels cat owners to approach the cat quietly with palms "up and open." Beginning at the rear, the masseur works all the way around the cat using a "vigorous kneading motion," then rubs, presses, twists, and tugs the cat into a state of complete relaxation. We are assured that a well-massaged cat may remain in a state of prolonged calm "for some time." Brock's instructions are accompanied by charming illustrations sure to inspire a mischievous chuckle in both friends and foes of felines everywhere.

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About the Author

Alice M. Brock is the former owner and chef of the world-famous Alice's Restaurant - immortalized both in Arlo Guthrie's song and the film by the same name. She makes her home in Provincetown, Massachusetts.

Product Details

• Hardcover: 32 pages
• Publisher: Chronicle Books (September 2003)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0811840697
• ISBN-13: 978-0811840699
• Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 8.4 x 0.4 inches
• Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (34 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #198,996 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Charming, hilarious classic, July 7, 2007

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Diane (Philadelphia, PA, USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: How to Massage Your Cat (Hardcover)

I first got this book about 30 years ago, when I was a teenager. It made me laugh so hard then that it brought me to tears. Every few years I pull it out to share with someone and it STILL makes me cry with laughter. I'm sorry to find that some people have the opposite reaction. To me, it's hard to understand. I love my cat and know this book isn't meant seriously. It's a deliciously ridiculous 'how-to'. I will always love it.

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars A hilarious one-time read, July 5, 2008

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Christopher Lund "Data Noh" (Houston, TX USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: How to Massage Your Cat (Hardcover)

A quick read, and very funny, if you have the right sense of humor. There is no real cruelty to animals being portrayed in this book, and the nonplussed look of the cat through the entire thing is priceless.

13 of 17 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Sent our friends into spasms of hysterical laughter, August 2, 2002

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Joanna Daneman (Middletown, DE USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: How to Massage Your Cat (Hardcover)

Our friends have dalmations, who they have trained to smile in a smarmy fashion. When they command the dogs "Smarmy dog!" the dogs lift their lips and sneer. It's a hoot. Naturally, THEY would be the ones to buy "How to Massage Your Cat."

They couldn't keep from gasping with laughter as they showed us this treasure. It's quasi-serious, but packed with funny drawings around the ludicrous concept of massaging the generally loosely constructed lump of flesh that is a feline. Of course, your cat may actually need to be massaged, but then, who doesn't?