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How To Milk a DinoCow! [Kindle Edition]

Ian Sands , Kerry Holjes , Abby Davies
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

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Book Description

If a freak milk accident that sparks life to a half cow, half stegosaurus isn’t weird enough, imagine how strange it’s going to get when Trip Stanley’s class starts drinking the milk! Trip Stanley’s best friend Jules spills a glass of creamery milk onto his uncle’s dinosaur machine and activates the contraption. A creature hatches and grows rapidly into a black and white spotted stegosaurus with and an udder. A stegcowsaurus. When the last bottle of creamery milk that Jules had planned to bring to school for show and tell is knocked over, Trip decides to milk the stegcowsaurus. Everyone in class is given a taste and the reaction causes spots and horns. One classmate even grows a tail. It’s up to Trip to figure out how to de-dinosaur his classmates and keep from getting kicked out of school, all while preventing his mom from discovering the stegcowsaurus in his bedroom. With angry classmates and an upset teacher in his living room, Trip finds a solution in his own advice, when life give you lemons you make lemonade. Realizing the correlation between milk and lemons, Trip reverses the beverages and changes his classmates back into classmates and his dinocow into a cow.


Product Details

  • File Size: 836 KB
  • Print Length: 67 pages
  • Publisher: Peak City Publishing (January 1, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006S8DF50
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #651,363 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Book! December 10, 2011
By Josh
Format:Paperback
I got this book at a local book signing and got it signed by the author. He was really great to meet in person, so i see why the books so good. It's very creative and has a great story for younger kids! A must buy for your children's nighttime stories! And remember, stay away from the milk!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun read for adults as well April 1, 2012
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I picked this book up for free as a kindle book. My wife and I (late 40's) both enjoyed it. If you have every been in grade school, you are not to old for this one. Lots of funny bits in a short book. The story moves along quickly. Makes a good lunch time read, or turn on the kindle text to speech and enjoy it with a loved one.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars How to Milk a Dinocow December 16, 2012
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I read this book to my five year old and three year old over three nights at bedtime. Both enjoyed it greatly and thought it was very funny. In the beginning I had to stop several times to explain some things to my three year old (which is expected, this book is not geared for one so young), but by the end he was really loving it and was asking me to read it! The illustrations were cute and plot was creative and amusing. At the end, both of my kids enjoyed speculating about what other creatures could be created using the machine in the story and different combinations of things. They went to bed giggling with minds full of imaginative ideas.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny Bits for Young & Young at Heart December 2, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
This cheeky tale/tail has imaginative characters, drama, dilemma, disappointment, resolution and contentment - in other words, it is a near biographical story of the life of any independent youngster. With a wink to the adult readers, the story teller keeps everyone entertained. I love it and so do my children - now teenagers who still ask what Freckles (our dog) would think if Dinocows were real.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Imaginative! October 6, 2012
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Wonderfully imaginative book. Really got the attention of my 10 year old. Which is not an easy feat. Story was great and fast moving. Very funny too. Couldn't wait to see how it ended.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars My kids loved it! September 21, 2012
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The premise of the book is a little strange, but my son is a typical boy and thought it was hilarious. It's great for a kid about eight that's into warped humor.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful book for children September 16, 2012
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How to Milk a Dinocow made my daughter laugh at the antics of the boy in this story. We found the storyline unique and will written. There are so many stories about dinosaurs that might catch your interest but this book has your interest from start to finish. My daughter could not wait to see what would happen next..to think of milking a dinosaurs was more than funny and the result were even funnier ..everyone who has a child should read this story. It s funny both for the adult and the child.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I want a Dinocow! September 10, 2012
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I don't know how my 5 dogs would react to a dinocow, but I would love to have one. The story is very good and entertaining. I plan to read it to my grandson. The end of the book seems to leave the story open for more books either with the dinocow or his human friends.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars ALL MOST BEST BOOK EVER!!!!
All I can say is "Wow WOW DOUBLE WOW!!!!!"and" Good times 10000000 book!!!" Good, but crazy!Wish I had the paper back of this book!
Published 7 months ago by Mariah Bishop
2.0 out of 5 stars Be hi rbdnd
good see the full of a new comment your name and address the full article at a time travel Terry yt? Read more
Published 7 months ago by Kaiden Williams
5.0 out of 5 stars love this
My 7 year old son thought this book was funny. We have read it over and over again. I would recommend it to anyone who likes to read.
Published 9 months ago by wanda
1.0 out of 5 stars by: fin the supreme overlord of Valhalla
This book is very boring and the only cool part is the t-Rex poster in the background it is just really boring
Published 10 months ago by Springfield Spartan
5.0 out of 5 stars GOT MILK?
What an absolutely hilarious read! This might've been written exclusively for children, but it's a spectacular read which I'll highly recommend for young and old alike. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Books4Tomorrow
5.0 out of 5 stars Silly and Fun!
My kids love Dinosaurs, and they loved this book! They cracked up when the class started turning into dinosaurs, and laugh when they drink milk! The fun of this book is contagious!
Published 13 months ago by Kevin Dusling
4.0 out of 5 stars Cute and a Great Introduction to Speculative Fiction for Kids
This book was adorable. My 5 year old son absolutely loved it. It really reminded me a little of a non-horrifying, kid's version of Ancestor (by Scott Sigler). Read more
Published 14 months ago by C. Kolakowski
5.0 out of 5 stars Very fun elementary chapter book
Tilden, or Trip, accidentally creates a steg-cow-saurus. How can he get out of the mess it makes with his classmates, teacher, neighbor, and Mom? Read more
Published 15 months ago by Ms. Charmin
3.0 out of 5 stars Totally loved the concept lol
I love dinosaurs so this was an interesting take on it. If you love adventure and imagination this is a good read.
Published 17 months ago by Hails
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More About the Author

As an active member of the Society of Children Books Writers and Illustrators, Ian Sands is always working on a new project. His chapter books, targeted toward third and fourth grade readers, are full of action with a witty edge that never lets the reader get too serious.

Besides writing, Ian enjoys making art and stopping pucks as the goalie for his recreational hockey league. He currently teaches high school art in Apex, NC where he lives with his wife and three children.

http://iansands.blogspot.com

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