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How Not to Date [Paperback]

Judy Mcguire
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December 18, 2007
On the heels of the success of How to Date in a Post-Dating World comes this polar opposite: a collection of dating nightmares that'll certainly let readers know what absolutely not to do on a date. Since the year 2000, dating columnist Judy McGuire has advised and entertained singles with her irreverent Ask DateGirl column. For every possible type of dating nightmare scenario out there, Judy's most probably heard about it, and has offered advice on what to do to resolve it if the problem date is still lingering. In this book, she collects some of the worst dates she has heard about, ranging from the bland to the incredibly frightening.

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About the Author

Judy McGuire’s "Ask DateGirl" appears in Seattle Weekly, The New York Press, and other papers, and has been featured on the BBC, NPR, MTV, and elsewhere. Her writings have appeared in such publications as Time Out New York, Paper, Vibe, and Mademoiselle.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 224 pages
  • Publisher: Sasquatch Books (December 18, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1570615322
  • ISBN-13: 978-1570615320
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.6 x 7.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,593,516 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Judy McGuire has a long history with sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. For the past 12 years, she's been writing "Dategirl," a sex and love advice column for the Seattle Weekly. Despite rarely imbibing in anything more intoxicating than a nice pinot noir, she was a managing editor at High Times, freelances for TheFix.com and worked as an ethnographer on a study of heroin use in New York City. As you might imagine, there was a lot of rock 'n' roll crossover in all these jobs.

Judy's first book, How Not to Date (Sasquatch Books) was published in 2007. Huffington Post called it "One of the ten most underrated humor books of the past few years." She's been a columnist at The Frisky, Time.com, New York Press, and Men's Fitness, and has contributed features to Cosmopolitan, ForbesTraveler.com, Vibe, Bust, Paper, Time Out, and Complex, among many, many others.

In addition to writing, Judy also co-hosts The Mike & Judy Show on the Heritage Radio Network (http://www.heritageradionetwork.com/programs/65-The-Mike-Judy-Show) and like everyone and their mother, she has a blog: www.dategirl.net.

You can also find her on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/judy.mcguire or Twitter: http://twitter.com/HitOrMissJudy


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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Refreshing Break from the Usual Desperate Dating Tomes February 22, 2008
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This book slayed me. It is so damn funny, and it's also worth checking out as a refreshing voice on dating - the author is clearly a woman who wants the right guy, not just any guy for the sake of having one. There are plenty of us out there, but we tend not to be the ones to write about dating - the market is saturated with silly Cinderellas looking for their prince charming and offering advice on how to compromise yourself to get a guy at any costs. These women tell us that a woman is defined by her marital status, no matter what kind of a jerk, idiot or moron their guy may be. Judy McGuire reminds us all that no one should put up with an idiot, meanie, psycho, moper, whatever, and it's better to commiserate with friends than to settle. But this is not a feminist book - no way. Judy gives just as much space to the crazy and stupid chicks out there. By sharing these entertaining and sometimes frightening tales, she reminds us all that we deserve the best, we should behave ourselves, and that men and women may well be from different planets, but we're united by our unpleasant dating experiences. It also reminds us why "sense of humor" is one of the most important thinsg to look for in any date.
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11 of 13 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars You need this book January 8, 2008
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Anyone who's ever dated needs to feel that the monumental mistakes they've made along the way are worth laughing over, and anyone who doesn't feel that dating is a laughing matter should pick up this book right away. If painfully funny truths were nickles, this book would be worth a million. If you can't laugh about a hard-drinking wiccan who channels baby voices through her cats on the first date, well, you may not be able to laugh at all.
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful
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Who better than Seattle Weekly's Dategirl columnist Judy McGuire to walk you through the horrors of bad dating and give you some advice on how to avoid the crazies, from just slightly to dangerous? Here, she's compiled what could be considered a "best of" awful dates, from those who lie about their marital status to those who spend the whole night with hamburger in their teeth.

She also includes interviews with porn stars Tera Patrick and Joanna Angel, a shrink, a stripper, and a few other dating veterans to give some highly specific dating "do"s and "don't"s. As someone who's been on my share of bad dates but who's also committed a sin or two in the dating realm, I laughed out loud while reading this book - when I wasn't cringing in horror at some of the things people will put up with in the name of love (and nookie).

What's also great about this book is that McGuire owns up to her own dating faux pas and even gives a ray of hope that even those who mess up, like her current boyfriend, who brought along friends for moral support on their first date, can be redeemed. I can only hope that my future dates will be nowhere as tragic as some of these, and at least know what to look for. Best of all, McGuire doesn't take herself or the dating dilemmas she presents here too seriously. This is not a "you must do this (or not do this)" if you ever want to find a partner type of book. It's one that, dare I say, you could even share with someone you're dating - just not on a first date.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Light, magazine-y, poor sidebar management in kindle edition
It is what it claims to be-- stories of bad dates, which can be very entertaining in a schadenfreude/commiseration kind of way. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Laura Redcloud
5.0 out of 5 stars Leaning from people's mistakes
This book is awesome! It is funny and scary. I'm single now, but this book makes me feel it's ok to be single than get stuck with people like in this book. Read more
Published on February 16, 2008 by JPG
5.0 out of 5 stars how to look on the bright side
This is a great book, it's a Gem. It's in there between David Sedaris and David Letterman's Top Ten Lists in its power to cheer me up on a dark day,a typical day when I would... Read more
Published on February 15, 2008 by Helen Read
5.0 out of 5 stars Buy, buy, buy!
I love Judy McGuire's stuff. Her columns, her blog, and now, finally, at long last, HER BOOK! For anyone who's woken up and wondered, "What the hell happened last night? Read more
Published on January 22, 2008 by valerie frankel
5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh-out-loud hilarious yet amazingly insightful
I'm a book editor who reads more than sixty books a year professionally and dozens for pleasure, and I have not laughed this hard in a really long while. Read more
Published on January 12, 2008 by Carly Sommerstein
5.0 out of 5 stars Five-Star Hilarity.
Fans of Judy McGuire's weekly Dategirl column, which runs in Seattle Weekly and formerly ran in New York Press (where I was one of McGuire's editors), are familiar with her sharp... Read more
Published on January 9, 2008 by K. Crane
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