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Product Details

  • Paperback: 136 pages
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing; Original edition (March 20, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1449409911
  • ISBN-13: 978-1449409913
  • Product Dimensions: 6.3 x 0.6 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #160,386 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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"This laugh-out-loud hilarious book is mandatory reading for parents, and should be taught in schools as the "cautionary tale" portion of Sex Ed. Run don't walk to buy it, and if you're a baby with lethal parents, crawl don't roll." --Rob Kutner

"The "s-a-g-e" in Jacob's middle moniker indicates exactly that. He is a whimsically wise and hysterically funny fellow whom any child (or book buying adult) would be wise to listen to." --Dennis Miller

"If you don't buy this book and then your baby dies, how are you going to feel? Pretty bad, I imagine." --Larry Doyle (I Love You Beth Cooper; Go, Mutants!; The Simpsons)

About the Author

Jacob Sager Weinstein has written for The New Yorker, McSweeney's, and Cracked.com, and is a former contributor to The Onion. He's also written for HBO, NBC, and the BBC.

Jacob and his wife live in London with their two children, neither of whom has ever been lost at sea or stuck in the middle of a buffalo stampede. Also, that one time he wasn't paying attention and the baby carriage rolled into the Regent's Park Duck Pond, neither of his kids was in it. What more could you want from a parenting expert?

More About the Author

Jacob Sager Weinstein has written for HBO, NBC, and the BBC. His prose work has appeared in the New Yorker and McSweeney's, and he's a former contributor to The Onion. He lives in London with his wife and two children.

He's also a part-time stay-at-home dad, and he's proud to say that the one time he wasn't paying attention and the buggy got blown into the Regent's Park Duck Pond, neither of his children was in it. He's pretty sure that qualifies him as some sort of parenting expert.

(Photo Credit: Randy Sager)

Customer Reviews

This book was very funny, an enjoyable read.
pbnumber1
This book might have been far more useful to me as a new parent than all the serious baby guides.
Emily
I thought the sense of humor would mesh well with hers and I was right!
Kayla H.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

61 of 65 people found the following review helpful By dreamscape on June 29, 2012
Format: Kindle Edition
After failing three times to not kill my baby, my wife stumbled upon this book. The cover alone would have saved my first child. The other two would have been saved by pages 23 and 87. I didn't get this book in time, but you can!

The good news is that my wife is pregnant once again. This time, I'll be ready.
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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful By Emily on March 29, 2012
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How Not to Kill Your Baby isn't a parenting book; it's a parody of the parenting books we all read that gave us important and serious advice like: never put your child in a stroller lest he not learn to walk, cement all your bookshelves to the wall, and train your baby to go to sleep on her own because otherwise you'll need to show up every night at her college dorm to rock her to sleep.

I went back after I read the book and reread all the "Dan" sidebars. "Dan" underscores the sexist and insulting way the parenting industry demeans the father and expects the mother to be perfect.

This book might have been far more useful to me as a new parent than all the serious baby guides. Had I gotten it as a shower gift, it would have made me laugh at how seriously I was taking the whole thing and how insane the babycare industry has gotten.
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15 of 18 people found the following review helpful By Matthew David Brozik on April 4, 2012
Format: Paperback
This book arrived on the scene at just the right time: when my wife and I were already expecting. If we'd read it before conception, we might have decided against procreating--it's just too damned dangerous. Instead, now we'll just forge ahead with BABY as our primary reference volume. (I will expect Jacob Sager Weinstein to write a second manual--one to guide children through taking care of parents in their dotage. I figure he's got a good ten years before we'll need it.)

Yes, there are other parenting manuals. This one isn't the first, and it won't be the last, but it might just be the most colorful, and the least likely to be a choking hazard. Babies do like to put things in their mouths, after all. We've coated our copy of BABY with a foul-tasting industrial pesticide for just that reason. There was nothing in the book telling us not to coat it with an industrial pesticide. And BABY is comprehensive... so I think we're safe. Oh, and our baby will be, as well. Now.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Pen Name on December 26, 2012
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Thought it was just a picture book but it's not. Very funny and a longer read. Perfect coffee table book for an expecting couple with a good sense of humor!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on November 9, 2012
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Great satire book. I will probably end up buying more copies of this for my friends that are expecting. I especially liked the growth chart they included.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By V. Thornton on July 26, 2012
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I thought this book was funny and clever! I had a good laugh and think it will make a perfect gift for that soon-to-be dad or any dad of young kids.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Faye H. Levine on September 21, 2013
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Really funny. Gave it to young friend expecting first child. She and her husband loved it. We all had some good laughs.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Evelyn Curtis on December 23, 2012
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I got this as a gag gift for my pregnant sister, but ended up reading the whole thing myself before giving it to her. It's very silly and she really enjoyed receiving it.
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