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How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers' Guide to Toilet Etiquette Paperback – May 1, 2014
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Mats and Enzo are the coauthors of How to Bonk in Public and How to Poo at Work.
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Top Customer Reviews
If only they'd spent the extra ink on the title by saying, How To Poo WHILE On A Date, I'd have bought the book and figured out my error. And it what a relief it would have been to be able to pinch off a log on command instead of either holding it in or listening to them scream whilst I did my business.
But never ever is it too late. I'm all verklempt as I write this, just knowing that my days of being hauled in front of a judge for my previous habits are over. This is going to be particularly useful while dating on prune smoothie night.
If you find slipping your pants off and scooting back over the rear seat of a tandem bike and taking a dump, then this book is for you.
The quality of the book and graphics were fine. It just needed professional humor instead of the childish adolescent crap that tried to pass for funny.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
this is just funny... for anyone who has ever been in a situation when you want to poo but cant (regardless of first dates or new situations) this book makes your desperate efforts... Read morePublished on May 27, 2014 by Amazon Customer
Before I read this, all of my attempts were clumsy, messy, and ultimately a disaster. Thankfully, the book taught me that you need to build up your skills by practicing on an... Read morePublished on April 25, 2014 by Matt Levitz
My dates were consistently being RUINED by my extremely regular bowels, and it certainly didn't help that I (1) prefer male thongs to boxers and (2) ride a bicycle pretty much... Read morePublished on April 3, 2014 by Philip Welsh
This is truly the shit. I always used to poo on dates, which is like totally not the way to get laid. Although once it got me into the poop shoot if you know what...you know. Read morePublished on March 24, 2014 by Crabo Bobbins