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About the Author

Mats and Enzo are the coauthors of How to Bonk in Public and How to Poo at Work.

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Product Details

  • Paperback: 144 pages
  • Publisher: Prion (May 1, 2014)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1853757829
  • ISBN-13: 978-1853757822
  • Product Dimensions: 5.1 x 0.4 x 6.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #828,542 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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I pooed on my date last weekend and he never called back - did I do it wrong? I was sitting on his lap when the urge came upon me so I did the deed. Was I supposed to tell him I was about to poo instead of surprising him? Should I not have screamed 'that's the ticket!'? This book will definitely be a primer.
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Oh, if ONLY I had bought this book many years ago, I would probably be married and have kids by now. It's true! If I only had a nickel for every date where I took a dump on her and then she got mad and left. But heck no, stupid me, I just read the title and invented my own cliff notes, expecting that sooner or later, I'd hit on the magic formula for pooing on my date.

If only they'd spent the extra ink on the title by saying, How To Poo WHILE On A Date, I'd have bought the book and figured out my error. And it what a relief it would have been to be able to pinch off a log on command instead of either holding it in or listening to them scream whilst I did my business.

But never ever is it too late. I'm all verklempt as I write this, just knowing that my days of being hauled in front of a judge for my previous habits are over. This is going to be particularly useful while dating on prune smoothie night.
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This is NOT the "Lovers' Guide" it makes itself out to be. The title is terribly misleading and should be "'How to Poo DURING a Date', not ON a date.
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This book sounds like a risque "funny" tome. NOT! It is the stupidest piece of tongue in cheek humor I have ever tried to read. Only got through a short amount before I gave up and threw it away. I would have flushed it down the toilet if I could.

If you find slipping your pants off and scooting back over the rear seat of a tandem bike and taking a dump, then this book is for you.
The quality of the book and graphics were fine. It just needed professional humor instead of the childish adolescent crap that tried to pass for funny.
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I gave this to my son for Christmas, who is just starting a relationship with this girl. You would have thought that I gave him a Million Bucks, he was so happy. The book contains some good information and some funny "crap" too!
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