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A sadistically good writer."
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"Russell Blake writes with a brisk intensity and pulse-pounding power. Jump in and hang on for a nonstop thrill ride." - Scott Nicholson, Liquid Fear

"Blake at his best!" - Steven Konkoly, Black Flagged Redux, Black Flagged, The Jakarta Pandemic

About the Author

Featured in The Wall Street Journal, The Times, and The Chicago Tribune, Russell Blake is the USA Today bestselling author of twenty-eight books, including Fatal Exchange, The Geronimo Breach, Zero Sum, King of Swords, Night of the Assassin, Revenge of the Assassin, Return of the Assassin, Blood of the Assassin, The Delphi Chronicle trilogy, The Voynich Cypher, Silver Justice, JET, JET - Ops Files, JET II - Betrayal, JET III - Vengeance, JET IV - Reckoning, JET V - Legacy, JET VI - Justice, JET VII, Sanctuary, Upon A Pale Horse, BLACK, BLACK Is Back, BLACK Is The New Black, and BLACK To Reality.

Non-fiction includes the international bestseller 
An Angel With Fur (animal biography) and How To Sell A Gazillion eBooks In No Time (even if drunk, high or incarcerated), a parody of all things writing-related.

Blake co-authored an action/adventure novel, The Eye of Heaven, with legendary adventure author Clive Cussler, to be released by Penguin in September, 2014.

Blake lives in Mexico and enjoys his dogs, fishing, boating, tequila and writing, while battling world domination by clowns.

Product Details

  • File Size: 421 KB
  • Print Length: 199 pages
  • Publisher: Reprobatio Ltd (September 23, 2011)
  • Publication Date: September 23, 2011
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005CBA5ZM
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #561,446 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Featured in The Wall Street Journal, The Times, and The Chicago Tribune, Russell Blake is The NY Times and USA Today bestselling author of dozens of action/adventure and mystery novels, including Fatal Exchange, The Geronimo Breach, Zero Sum, King of Swords, Night of the Assassin, Revenge of the Assassin, Return of the Assassin, Blood of the Assassin, Requiem for the Assassin, The Delphi Chronicle trilogy, The Voynich Cypher, Silver Justice, JET, JET - Ops Files, JET - Ops Files: Terror Alert, JET II - Betrayal, JET III - Vengeance, JET IV - Reckoning, JET V - Legacy, JET VI - Justice, JET VII - Sanctuary, JET VIII - Survival, JET IX - Escape, Upon A Pale Horse, BLACK, BLACK Is Back, BLACK Is The New Black, BLACK To Reality, Ramsey's Gold, Emerald Buddha, and Deadly Calm.

Non-fiction includes the international bestseller An Angel With Fur (animal biography) and How To Sell A Gazillion eBooks In No Time (even if drunk, high or incarcerated), a parody of all things writing-related.

Blake is co-author of The Eye of Heaven and The Solomon Curse, with legendary author Clive Cussler. Blake's novel King of Swords has been translated into German by Amazon Crossing, The Voynich Cypher into Bulgarian, and his JET novels into Spanish, German, and Czech.

Blake writes under the moniker R.E. Blake in the NA/YA/Contemporary Romance genres. Novels include Less Than Nothing, More Than Anything, and Best Of Everything.

Having resided in Mexico for a dozen years, Blake enjoys his dogs, fishing, boating, tequila and writing, while battling world domination by clowns. His thoughts, such as they are, can be found at his blog: RussellBlake.com

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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful By Tasha Turner on September 30, 2012
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I have to admit I did not read the description but what a great book to accidentally buy!

While it is a parody on many self-publishing books on the market Russell Blake's examples illustrate what not to do better than many real books I've seen. Anyone who reads this and thinks he is recommending following any of the advice he is giving has missed the point of the book. He is no more seriously suggesting plagiarism then he is dating a celeb to sell your book or buy book reviews... The book is a spoof. A well done one. The laughter disturbed my cat a few times (woke her up... see tip from book... kitties). I'll be lending this to my husband and buying as a gift for a few writer friends. I think some of the books to help newbie authors have value but this book is a great balance reminding authors not to take themselves too seriously and to think about the advice they are getting. Is the advice useful/doable/repeatable? Buy this book. You won't regret it.
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful By Charles G. Campbell on June 19, 2012
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This may be an "in joke" for all of us writers who slave away, hoping that somehow we can make some money self-publishing our work. We have read all the serious advice about marketing, building 'platforms,' using social media--ad nauseum. Along comes Blake, who simply tells us what we want to hear. But he does it hilariously. However, I have a sneaking suspicion that if I followed his advice, I might just create a bestseller....

Russell Blake has written a lot of books. Most of them are thrillers. He knows what he is doing. This book is, I think, his way of taking a vacation.
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful By Rickstar on March 30, 2012
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I love the sarcasm in this book, but the real thing is that he is telling the truth ( just in the way it should be) . I picked up so much stuff about the stupid things some writers do just to publish their work, Ive bought some of these ebooks before and just threw them away.(digitally threw them away of course) I especially liked the chapter on over used adjectives and adverbs.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Karl Wiggins on June 16, 2013
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Hahahaha, Russell Blake is brutally insincere with all the scruples of a hungry pride of lions. I loved it! People reviewing my own books either `get' me or don't, and I often suspect those who don't are affronted because they can see themselves in the writing. Blake is the same. He is an absolute piss taker who I suspect bases his own role model on the likes of Tony Robbins, Ziggy Ziglar and Pete Doherty.

HOWEVER, there is no doubt that if you were following Russell's advice to the letter you would certainly sell a gazillion e-books ..... possibly more.

I'm also given to understand that it was Blake's father who wrote the best-seller `How to Pick up More Girls' in the early seventies, so he comes with good credibility. This is a MUST BUY for all self-published authors, writers, scribblers, bloggers, song-writers and spin-doctors alike.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By M. Regan on April 23, 2012
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To anyone considering buying this book - read the product description! It is tongue in cheek (to put it mildly) but an entertainig read. Aspiring authors might consider it a book on what not to do. it is not a "how to" book on publishing. Russell Blake offers some real ideas and comments on his experiences as an indie publisher in his blog on his web site [...]. This book is probably best read while drinking Guiness in an Irish pub while waiting for your mates to arrive.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Nick Russell on April 27, 2013
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If you want to learn how to get rich quick by writing e-books, Russell is da man!
This book was meant to be satirical and it is, but there are a few real gems hidden in its pages from an author who, by the way, really is cashing in on the e-book revolution with his Jet series, among other hot sellers.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful By SEN Books on February 27, 2013
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I have read this book twice just for laughs. I love it. Thanks to the author for injecting some humor in an otherwise ruthless business. That said, I took away two things that I will use for my books. I recommend this book for authors who don't want this business to consume them.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful By BaarbaaratheSheep on June 5, 2012
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Loved the book, so funny that you kept in the stinking reviews, honesty is the best policy....grrr.....I am going to have to read it again, and I have tweeted it and facebooked it too....I am going to have to learn to be arrogant I am far too nice, so I guess it's another alter ego, got baarbaarathesheep storyteller, Dharma Poet, and now I will be literary agent and publisher, name to be confirmed....Read this and laugh your socks off or get really offended....baaa

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