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How to Sharpen Pencils: A Practical & Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening for Writers, Artists, Contractors, Flange Turners, Anglesmiths, & Civil Servants [Hardcover]

David Rees , John Hodgman
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Book Description

April 10, 2012
A hilarious guide to the lost art of artisanal pencil sharpening

"...I am so thrilled David Rees is picking up the reins of the forgotten art of manual graphite-encased-in-wood point-crafting. I love my pencil!"
—AMY SEDARIS

"You may think that sharpening a pencil is easy, but David Rees makes it look hard, and that makes all the difference."
—JOHN HODGMAN

"Truly, my life before I was presented with correctly sharpened pencils by an artisan was a dull and ill-sharpened void. Learn from my mistakes."
—NEIL GAIMAN

Have you got the right kind of point on your pencil? Do you know how to achieve the perfect point for the kind of work you need out of that pencil?

Deep in New York’s Hudson River Valley, craftsman David Rees—the world’s number one #2 pencil sharpener—still practices the age-old art of manual pencil sharpening. In 2010, he began offering his artisanal service to the world, to the jubilation of artists, writers, draftsmen, and standardized test takers.

Now, Rees presents a book that is both a manifesto and a fully-illustrated walk-through of the many, many, many ways to sharpen a pencil. Including chapters on equipment, current practice, and modern technologies, it also points at new trends in sharpening, including "Celebrity Impression Pencil Sharpening (CIPS)," a warning about the “Psychological Risks Associated with Pencil Sharpening,” and a survey of "Wines that tastes like pencils."

As Rees implores: "Sharpening pencils should be an activity that enriches the senses."

And if you think it’s a joke, why don’t you poke yourself with your newly sharpened pencil? Or better yet, don’t—because it’ll really hurt.

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Editorial Reviews

From Booklist

Rees, previously known as creator of the brash, deadpan, clip-art comic strip, Get Your War On, has set out to do what few of his predecessors in the pencil-sharpening game have, laying forth not just a detailed practical manual of all of the major sharpening techniques and devices but also a thoughtful discourse on the creative, performative, psychological, and even occult aspects of the sharpener’s art. Bowing to popular usage, he includes a section on the proper use of electric sharpeners (it involves a mallet) and a trenchant (if profane) discourse on mechanical pencils. Although this reviewer was brought up a little short by the omission of chapters on sharpening in the dark or at higher altitudes, it must nevertheless be acknowledged that this is without doubt the most thorough single-volume work on the sharpening of North American No. 2 pencils currently in existence. One is tempted to call it a must-read for anyone who has ever used a pencil. Then one comes to one’s senses and recommends it, rather, to those who possess a home workbench, a dry wit, and/or a healthy appreciation of the absurd. --David Wright

From Bookforum

As a sheer feat of writerly endurance, How to Sharpen Pencils is impressive. . . . In short, I don't really see the point of this book about points. —Peter Arkle

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 224 pages
  • Publisher: Melville House (April 10, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1612190405
  • ISBN-13: 978-1612190402
  • Product Dimensions: 5.1 x 0.8 x 7.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.1 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (40 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #53,572 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Customer Reviews

By the way, if you by choice have more than a few pencil sharpeners, you have to buy this book. Ralph Butler  |  8 reviewers made a similar statement
This work is as good as it gets. jds  |  1 reviewer made a similar statement
The book was hilarious, smart, and informative. Jacob Kinder  |  4 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
29 of 30 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Long overdue book May 1, 2012
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
As an obsessive accumulator of old mechanical pencil sharpeners, it's my opinion that this is the perfect book. I understand that others do not have quite as much technical interest, but I have to say that everyone I've shown this to loves the book including those not in the least bitten by the bug. It's one of those books where you have to keep shoving it at other people saying here read this, and they actually think it's as funny as you do and can't stop reading. By the way, if you by choice have more than a few pencil sharpeners, you have to buy this book.
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22 of 23 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Insane and Insanely Funny April 13, 2012
By cbartz
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
David Rees is insane and insanely funny. Who else could write a book about pencil sharpening and leave you wanting more? David Rees can write humor behind his head and with his teeth (see chapter on novelty sharpening). The book reads like a roller coaster starting with a slow, uphill, tongue-in-cheek technical instruction. But once the coaster hits the top, it is a crazy thrill-ride to the end that only Rees' brand of unpredictable humor could pull off. I was laughing out loud. Includes an appendix of wines that taste like pencil shavings! I read from my Kindle and noticed one gap / hanging sentence in chapter 17 - not sure how much was missing.
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48 of 55 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Sharp and to the point April 19, 2012
Format:Hardcover
My pencils were always so embarrassingly dull that I had to start using pens. I failed my first year of University because I couldn't properly colour in the bubble on standardized tests. David Rees' amazing new book has literally turned my life around. Now if someone would tell me how to recondition the dried out erasers...
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars 2B OR NOT 2B?
Straight to the point - I was searching for a used copy of the latest edition of "What Colour is your Anorak?" when I came across this stupendous jewel of a book. Read more
Published 9 days ago by John Griffin
5.0 out of 5 stars A convert
I was at first confused by the high praise for the manual, thinking perhaps the readers had joined some form of cult. My mechanical pencil surely put all this to rest. Read more
Published 14 days ago by Melissa Devlin
5.0 out of 5 stars So Awesome I Don't Even Need to Read It
I just look at it on my shelf now and then, start to giggle, maybe pick it up and open to a random page--say, the one with the kids--and laugh some more.
Published 24 days ago by BK Reader
5.0 out of 5 stars A very important book
It was about time that someone addressed this. Too much o our days are spent worrying abotu work, our childrenand how to avoid nuclear armageddon.
Published 1 month ago by Kevin Uliassi
5.0 out of 5 stars I never got the point!
I read this book 7 times and laughed until I cried,

It is a gr8 gift that will encourage friendship

But I however never got the point.
Published 1 month ago by Frank Tillman
5.0 out of 5 stars You'll spend money once you learn these secrets
This treatise on the armistice of artists weaponry, will enlighten you exponentially on the artistry of sharpening pencils. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Aginthelaw
4.0 out of 5 stars How to write the perfect book review
This book is of a genre that has a long and occasionally honored history, possibly with its roots in the essays of Montaigne -- How to do everyday tasks perfectly and to take... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Daniel Lufkin
5.0 out of 5 stars Charming Book
I gave this as a Christmas gift with a jar of unsharpened yellow #2's, which is the only writing instrument my friends uses.
Published 2 months ago by Mack
1.0 out of 5 stars You call this funny?
I wish I hadn't fallen for all the self-promoting hype. This book is neither funny nor interesting, and the photos are so dark in the print version, you frequently can't see what... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Kira Od
4.0 out of 5 stars Excellent
Basically, I was looking for two things with this book. I wanted to learn the craft, and be entertained. Mission accomplished. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Erik J S
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