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How to Sharpen Pencils: A Practical & Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening for Writers, Artists, Contractors, Flange Turners, Anglesmiths, & Civil Servants Hardcover – April 10, 2012


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Rees, previously known as creator of the brash, deadpan, clip-art comic strip, Get Your War On, has set out to do what few of his predecessors in the pencil-sharpening game have, laying forth not just a detailed practical manual of all of the major sharpening techniques and devices but also a thoughtful discourse on the creative, performative, psychological, and even occult aspects of the sharpener’s art. Bowing to popular usage, he includes a section on the proper use of electric sharpeners (it involves a mallet) and a trenchant (if profane) discourse on mechanical pencils. Although this reviewer was brought up a little short by the omission of chapters on sharpening in the dark or at higher altitudes, it must nevertheless be acknowledged that this is without doubt the most thorough single-volume work on the sharpening of North American No. 2 pencils currently in existence. One is tempted to call it a must-read for anyone who has ever used a pencil. Then one comes to one’s senses and recommends it, rather, to those who possess a home workbench, a dry wit, and/or a healthy appreciation of the absurd. --David Wright

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As a sheer feat of writerly endurance, How to Sharpen Pencils is impressive. . . . In short, I don't really see the point of this book about points. —Peter Arkle
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 224 pages
  • Publisher: Melville House; First Edition edition (April 10, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1612190405
  • ISBN-13: 978-1612190402
  • Product Dimensions: 5.3 x 0.8 x 7.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.1 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (77 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #545,659 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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43 of 44 people found the following review helpful By D. Hungerford on August 31, 2012
Format: Hardcover
Immediately after reading this seminal act of devotion and brilliance I knew my life had changed irrevocably. I realized why I have always found the Internet experience somehow hollow and devoid of meaning: you cannot write on the internet with a pencil.
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89 of 100 people found the following review helpful By J. Ryan Pedersen on April 19, 2012
Format: Hardcover
My pencils were always so embarrassingly dull that I had to start using pens. I failed my first year of University because I couldn't properly colour in the bubble on standardized tests. David Rees' amazing new book has literally turned my life around. Now if someone would tell me how to recondition the dried out erasers...
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38 of 42 people found the following review helpful By Ralph Butler on May 1, 2012
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As an obsessive accumulator of old mechanical pencil sharpeners, it's my opinion that this is the perfect book. I understand that others do not have quite as much technical interest, but I have to say that everyone I've shown this to loves the book including those not in the least bitten by the bug. It's one of those books where you have to keep shoving it at other people saying here read this, and they actually think it's as funny as you do and can't stop reading. By the way, if you by choice have more than a few pencil sharpeners, you have to buy this book.
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Since reading David Rees' seminal treatise on the craft of artisanal pencil sharpening I have found my collar bottoms are more evenly scalloped (I use exclusively hexagonal #2 pencils) and my incidences of irregular pin tips on pencil leads are dramatically lower (about 74% less.) I attribute this progress to two things espoused by Rees: first, doing proper warm-up exercises ("Do not neglect your fingers!";) and second, keeping a detailed logbook of every pencil I sharpen. I feel that I can only do justice in this review by citing some of Rees' most important points, and I refer you first to the helpful thought on p. 49, "Relative difficulty of knife-based activities from easiest to most difficult, with sharpening a pencil representing the median." This is obviously in the section dealing with rustic pencil sharpening with a pocketknife, and the chart gives hope to neophyte pencil sharpeners everywhere. Although in my practice I generally use a double-burr hand-crank sharpener (I can only hope one day to have a sharpener as exquisite as Rees' prized El Casco M430-CN, which produces pencils suitably pointed even for artists specializing in sketching insect wings) I found the section on single-burr sharpeners and techniques fascinating, particularly reveling in the comparison and contrast of the CARL Angel-5 and Dahle 166 cylinder-blade angles (p. 77.) I likewise appreciated the clarification provided by the footnote on p.79 amicably resolving the long-simmering nomenclature dispute about spring-loaded, extendable intake stabilizing mechanisms on single-burr sharpeners. I found the text box on p. 80 most helpful, as it provides sage advice to those of us who so often get caught up in all the marketing hyperbole surrounding hand-crank pencil sharpeners.Read more ›
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32 of 37 people found the following review helpful By cbartz on April 13, 2012
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David Rees is insane and insanely funny. Who else could write a book about pencil sharpening and leave you wanting more? David Rees can write humor behind his head and with his teeth (see chapter on novelty sharpening). The book reads like a roller coaster starting with a slow, uphill, tongue-in-cheek technical instruction. But once the coaster hits the top, it is a crazy thrill-ride to the end that only Rees' brand of unpredictable humor could pull off. I was laughing out loud. Includes an appendix of wines that taste like pencil shavings! I read from my Kindle and noticed one gap / hanging sentence in chapter 17 - not sure how much was missing.
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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful By Stephen Long on July 21, 2012
Format: Hardcover
Gone are the days of haphazardly sharpening pencils with all the finesse of a floundering Philistine. This book has given me the tools I needed to bring my pencil sharpening to the next level. Gasps of awe and astonishment have followed my pencils wherever they go, from the wood carving huts of Pakuhaji to the Schrimpschonger fellowship of Krambugah. I now spend my days travelling the globe ala "Kung Fu" imparting whatever knowledge and wisdom I can to the less fortunate pencil owners of the world.

Thank you Mr. Rees. Thank you for making me the man I needed to be.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful By Jyjon on September 8, 2014
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It covers the subject well, except for a few topics of import that are extremely important to any artisanal pencil sharpener.

The tools of any artistic trade are of extreme import to the artist, as well as selecting the proper material to work and how to deal with the substandard material that you might encounter. The treatise contains no discussion about the quality of a pencil, the wood and graphite and how that affects sharpening. No mention of how to deal with poorly glued pencils or pencils that have had extensive restoration. Nor did I find any discussion on how to deal with 'chewed' on or damaged pencils and the inherent problems caused by the rough nature of the wood. The treatise does not go into detail in how to deal with the substandard pencil at all, which, in my experience, are much more difficult to sharpen.

The book would also be much improved to include a section on how to deal with customers who select poor quality pencils and how to talk to them about their disfunction. Do you truly expect that a customer who uses substandard pencils will be a repeat customer? Especially if the point doesn't last? Who will they blame?

I do hope that in the next edition these glaring omissions in the treatise will be addressed.
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