...is not this movie. What it is is cheesy fun from the "Beach Blanket" gang featuring all the usuals and, sadly, the legendary Buster Keaton and Mickey Rooney. These things are virtually critic proof and "How to Stuff A Wild Bikini" is no exception. Forget the plot and marvel in the awe of horrible songs, terrible choreography, Eric Von Zipper and bikini bottoms that make women look as if they have male genitalia. Chances are, if you're ordering this, you know what you're getting into, so enjoy! Oh, one last thing, Annette Funicello was supposedly pregnant during the filming of this movie and thus the oddly covered up look on the beach.