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How to Tell if Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist [Hardcover]

Patricia Carlin (Author), Michael Miller (Illustrator)
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February 1, 2007
Boyfriend From Hell or Perfect Angel?
 
Your days of dating liars, cheaters, and total scumbags are over! Here are identifying characteristics for more than 70 potential boyfriends, along with advice about who to keep and who to kick to the curb. Find out if your guy is:
 
     •  Married with Children
      •  A Cult Leader
     •  A Player
     •  An Extraterrestrial
     •  Actually Twins
     •  And Dozens More!
 
Includes a handy index of personality traits so you can quickly decipher the hidden meaning of all your boyfriend’s behaviors.
 

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“A funny, sometimes offensive look at modern dating from a female perspective.”—McClatchy-Tribune

“A very funny book for funny single ladies.”—News of Delaware County

“This witty and irreverent guide may just save you from becoming permanently entangled with Mr. Wrong.”—Main Line Today

About the Author

Patricia Carlin is a writer who lives in Ardmore, Pennsylvania.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 112 pages
  • Publisher: Quirk Books (February 1, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1594741409
  • ISBN-13: 978-1594741401
  • Product Dimensions: 4.8 x 0.8 x 6.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #868,474 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely hilarious, April 26, 2007
This review is from: How to Tell if Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist (Hardcover)
In the current market of "gift books," sometimes I wonder if there's really room for another. But when I picked up "How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist," I started laughing out loud from the first page and couldn't put it down until I read the entire thing. Don't skip over the acknowledgements page, which is yet another example of Carlin's hilariously dry writing style.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist: the Game, can't be far behind!, March 10, 2007
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How to tell if your boyfriend is the Antichrist:

1. Does he skip saying "God bless you" when you sneeze?

2. Does he not care about WWJD (What would Jesus do)?

3. Does he forego recycling?

4. Is he self-conscious about his cloven hooves?

How do you tell whether he is a robot, a Trekkie, a twin, or a woman?

These, and many other "red flag" labels for potential boyfriends are cleverly discussed by Patricia Carlin in this neat, small, and R-rated book. She continues with strategies to consider if you, indeed, find out that "Roger" is a Scientologist, a serial killer, or a polygamist! Witty, witty. This would be a great book to pull out at a party with friends. Take turns reading each page. In fact (and you heard it first here), I suspect this would make a great party guessing game, so move over Trivial Pursuit!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Spot deviant boyfriend personality-types in an instant, June 27, 2007
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Patricia Carlin's small format Quirk Book aims to teach love-struck women how to instantly spot dangerous personality types including zombies, pimps, narcissists, assassins, bores, kleptomaniacs, and Scientologists. The book consists of nearly seventy-five single page profiles with a half dozen identifying characteristics for each personality, a paragraph on "Should You Break Up With Him?" and cross-references to related deviant boyfriend profiles.

Do you get lost in his large, soulful eyes? Could be an extraterrestrial. Does he cut up your In Style magazine to compose manifestos? A serial killer (and this is one case in which it is perfectly fine to break up over the phone). Does he do bedroom talk in Klingon? Eh, dating a Trekkie is fairly harmless. Offer to trade cigarettes for sex? He may be an ex-convict. Buy lime in bulk at the garden center? A hitman.

How to Tell if Your Boyfriend is the Antichrist is a joke book that mocks mainstream love guides and exploits silly stereotypes for a chuckle. It is complete with black and white illustrations and an index by trait for quick diagnosis of problem boyfriends.
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