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How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy [Kindle Edition]

Charles Fudgemuffin
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Please note, How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy is suitable for ages 18+ and is not recommended for prudes or squares.

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Teaser Excerpts:

“Look, man. Calm down, you daft fool. I promise you, man … we’ve got no intentions of doing an anal probe on you. Why would we fly halfway across the galaxy to visit a different civilisation, and then when we get here, like, we go, ‘Hmm, how shall we interact with this new civilisation? I know! We’ll stick things up their bum!’ You’re proper mental, you, man.”

"It just seems a bit inconsiderate on their feelings. I mean, like, normally when you snog a lass she assumes it's because you find her physically attractive, but if she realised you were only snogging her as part of a plan to kill her entire species she'd probably feel a bit huffed."

"Ar, well, I mean I'm obviously tempted, like. I mean, I'm tempted to save the world ... not the spanking stuff, obviously ... just saving the world. I mean I would obviously get involved in a bit of spanking if it meant saving the world. But just to save the world ... not for anything else."

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The Blurb:

'Aliens from the planet Fem have decided that as compassionate citizens of the galaxy they have a duty to alleviate suffering and affliction from the rest of the galaxy.

In the majority of cases this will involve sharing their unprecedented prosperity and quality of life with those planets less fortunate than themselves. Of course, in a minority of extreme cases this will also involve eliminating life from those planets in the galaxy where the level of suffering is simply too great to alleviate.

Unfortunately for Earth, the Femlings have deemed us one such planet...'

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'How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy' is the first of six books in the 'How To Save The World' series.


Product Details

  • File Size: 2606 KB
  • Print Length: 390 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Montgomery-Smythe Publishing Associates; 1 edition (November 16, 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007HAC5RM
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #946,142 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Mildly amusing, a little maddening June 16, 2013
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If you like the idea of a bunch of blokes sitting around talking about lasses and beer (OK, they dont drink beer on that planet, so whatever the beveridge was, I've already forgotten), you will love to hang out with this author, novelistically speaking. But I was more than a little frustrated when I was informed at the end of this story that there are multiple volumes ahead, in which the somewhat exciting dilemma will be resolved, presumably after much, much more random bantering about stuff. Arghhh!! Don't get me wrong, I love the sound of Geordie voices going on and on as much as the next bloke, but I've had my fill for the next year or so.
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
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How to Save the World: An Alien Comedy - A Geordie Comedic Sci/Fi Adventure - It is only the beginning...

Rating: 4 of 5
Author: Charles Fudgemuffin
Format: Kindle

After playing one of their more intense games of "Would You Rather..." Eric, Monty and Garth happen upon an alien spacecraft. Unfortunately for Eric, he awakens to find not only has he been the only one captured by the aliens but that they are just about to start their sick Alien experiments... then their masks come off and Eric meets Asleev and Jixyl - a couple of other worldly pranksters just putting one over on the human. But not is all fun and games and eventually Eric learns the human race is in danger from another alien species. Fortunately, Asleev and Jixyl have a plan and Eric is the key. His task? Snog as many aliens as possible. The good news - the aliens are mighty fit and lush lasses. The bad news - Eric doesn't know the whole story - flip!

"How to Save The World" by Charles Fudgemuffin, is funny. Think Monty Python meets Saturday Night Live funny. To be honest, just the Geordie accent alone is funny to me. Though after reading page after page I almost starting talking this way with my family. This book has a lot of dialogue - a whole lot of dialogue. The conversations remind me of the type of banter I had with friends in my college days after a number of drinks at the bar where we would discuss relationships, politics, sports, you name it and in our drunken state we thought we were having the deepest insights about everything when in reality it was all mostly just a bit of drunken patter. Most of this is quite funny, but like some Saturday Night Live skits, there are times when these comedic exchanges go on a bit too long and I wanted the plot to advance faster.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very Cute April 22, 2013
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A fairly fast read, mainly because it held my interest. Very cute idea, lovely handling.
Definitely keeping this one to read again!
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5.0 out of 5 stars What were you drinking at the time??? September 5, 2013
By Tony
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During a random search of the Kindle store I came across this. About 50 pages in I still didn't know if this was a serious book or a joke but what I did know was that I was laughing out loud and completely addicted. The whole idea of a book with a Geordie hero who actually speaks in Geordie slang is briliiant. Combine that with aliens who are also translated into Geordie and it gets better. Once they hit the party resort and the plan to "save the world by snogging fit birds" was put in action this book soared out of the stratosphere. I loved it while sober but will have to read it again under the influence of alcohol as that is clearly when it was written!!!
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More About the Author

Charles Fudgemuffin is the author of the critically acclaimed 'Remember to put the bins out' note. Other less notable works include the alien comedy 'How To Save The World' books, available for Kindle from Amazon.

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Excerpt:

"Look, man. Calm down, you daft fool. I promise you, man ... we've got no intentions of doing an anal probe on you. Why would we fly halfway across the galaxy to visit a different civilisation, and then when we get here, like, we go, 'Hmm, how shall we interact with this new civilisation? I know! We'll stick things up their bum!' You're proper mental, you, man."

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You can visit Charles Fudgemuffin's blog at: charlesfudgemuffin.blogspot.com

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