Many of us, regarding assorted schoolyard bullies, office tyrants, and annoying in-laws, have naturally thought, "Man, I would certainly enjoy having an awesome superpower with which to smite, annoy, and generally terrorize my enemies and to impress attractive members of the opposite or even same sex." Thankfully, these idle daydreams need no longer be mere fantasies. Follow the advice of Dr. Metropolis and head for your nearest toxic waste dump, poorly-guarded high-tech science lab, or nuclear bomb testing range and get your own powers today! Expose yourself to radiation, Chemical X, a super-serum (whose inventor must immediately be slain by Nazi saboteurs), or beryllium lasers to become transmogrified into a Flight or Speed Class Super Hero, or simply don a cape and mask and start beating up thugs.
Whether you're new to the game or an experienced pro, Dr. Metropolis offers useful tips on:
--crafting a marketable origin story
--developing your superheroic brand identity through cutting-edge and fashionable outfits
--choosing the secret lair that's right for your style
--padding your resume to gain a berth in your local super legion
--working your way up from lowly sidekick to global guardian
--practicing action poses for those inevitable moments when you must scream out "Noooo!" or "Why?!!"
--attracting and retaining the quality arch-nemesis of your dreams ("You fiend, you killed Mega-Hound!")
Regardless of whether you're a brooding lone avenger depending only on your Olympic-level physique, immense fortune, scientific genius, and vast armament of weaponry, or the world's foremost sorceror and wielder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, you can benefit from the good doctor's common-sense advice and personality tests. Plus, the book features numerous excerpts from Mr. Mental's annual guide to super-villains, and is handsomely illustrated throughout.
This is definitely a five Ka-Pow! book and a must-have for any serious member of the community of masked vigilantes and science heroes. And for those erstwhile heroes who are beginning to question their conscience and virtue, there's a handy concluding chapter to assist you in your conversion to Pure Evil. Hop on your cybertronic hoverbike and pick up a copy today!
