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The Howling: New Moon Rising [VHS]

5 star:		(6)
4 star:		(4)
3 star:		(0)
2 star:		(2)
1 star:		(14)

 

 

Clive Turner (director, writer and star) can be blamed for the decline of the Howling series since his involvement began with part three. Here he takes the entire process on himself, trashing the series with what is not only the worst horror film but absolutely the worst movie of all time! Yes, it is that bad! Witness line dancing sequences that roll before your eyes for lengthy periods of time, Turner himself hamming it up in front of the camera with stupid human tricks and a severe case of egomania, a werewolf that makes the kiddie masks at your local dime store appear realistic and last but certainly not least a host of actors who couldn't act their way out of a shallow grave. And that is where this pathetic celluloid trash should have gone in the first place... into a shallow grave! Horribly written, ineptly directed I suggest you ignore this lousy excuse for a movie at all costs!

ok I saw this movie when it was relesed in 1995 and I can still remember that mostly the ENTIRE movie was rednecks dancing in a bar to country-western music. There were only a few scenes of a warewolf and they wernt that scary. I remember laughing the entire movie I think the makers of this film were having a good time and forgot what the movie was supposed to be about! LOL! Because they definatly over-did it with the bar scenes. I felt like I was watching a 2 hour hoe-down rather that a horror movie.

THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE. I like horror movies and loved parts 1,2,3,4,and 5(part 6 was bad too but had vampire vs. werewolf action WAY before Underworld was released), but this Razzi is why the Razzi awards were invented. This is so bad I wanted to return it!NOT WORTH A PENNY and whoever produced this movie in Hollywood should be FIRED!

The drinking scene must be seen twice to be belived. The anti-drug song needs to be a chart topper. And what can I say about the prozac line dancing scenes? Not much. But the best single moment of the movie is the "Deep in the heart of Texas" scene. I must admit that this is a movie best watched with friends and plenty of liquid refreshment. Wait a minute, I left out the sombrero wearing bug stomping dance. I must quote the immortal Joe Bob Briggs " This movie was filmed by 3 drunk rednecks with a camcorder".

Pretty decent film, despite low budget on just about anything and everything. Please note I don't give out stars like these free, though. Clive Turner (the director) obviously spent a great deal of time planning this film for the well-rounded movie goer. Sure, It can be shoved into the "Horror" genre, but it also contains multiple instances of comedy, drama, and even a dash of romance if you look hard enough. A good flick to rent, but to buy? I'm not so sure.

This has got to be the funniest movie ever made. There is so much wrong with it that it's overwhelming. Pointless, tactless camera angles, Abrupt, shallow scenes, horrible actors stumbling over ridiculous dialogue. To top it off, there are so many square dancing scenes that it honestly seems like it was just made by some square dancing club. If you read the cast list, most of the characters just have the actor's name. I'd definitely recommend it though, I've not laughed this hard at a movie as long as I can remember.

Ok, I enjoy watching the B-est of B flicks. I like cheesy low budget films. This does not even classify as a B flick. This is the worst movie I have ever seen. I could not even watch the entire thing (rare for me), though not from a lack of trying. The entire time in this movie people are just standing around in a bar telling bad jokes that you have heard a million times. Then for no reason they will cut to a scene with people line dancing to country western music in a dark room with light shining in through an open door. When they finally did get around to having a werewolf scene it was not remotely scary, horror like, or even cheesy. It was just sad. I would advise avoiding this movie like the plague, though the plague would probably be more fun.

HUH? This is a "Howling" sequel? Someone please explain how this pathetic, incoherent, poorly acted, poorly directed, poorly written, and just plain stupid film came into existence!! Had I known I was renting a comedy about line dancing I would have put it back on the shelf and watched pay-per-view instead. Oh my god this film makes The Howling II and III look like classics. And they actually put this film on DVD!! I just don't get it.

There is a man named Clive Turner who somehow got his hands on the rights to produce a sequel to the Howling series. How he managed this is only a guess, but I'd be willing to wager that he did something outlangish and perverse to get it. Sadly, Clive Turner (who has been involved with several of the past sequels) wrote, starred, produced, directed and brought into being the most ridiculous piece of celluloid trash to EVER hit the video store shelves. This film is not fun even if you are in the vein to rent trash just to make fun of it. It fails on EVERY level! Serious minded people prey that this man NEVER works in the industry again! The story takes place in a real (as boasted by the credits) dude ranch tourist trap in California where the trucked in drunk rednecks do nothing more then listen to hoaky country music, perform stupid 'magic' tricks with booze, line dance til the cows come home and fall victim to a non-existent werewolf. Watch for a cameo by Romy Windsor (star of part 4) and borrowed werewolf images (again from part 4) to add a pinch of life to the drudge that is this film. Clive Turner should roast in the firey pits for this unredeeming toilet waste. Do not waste your time, money or brain cells on this!

Not only is this the worst werewolf movie, not only is this the worst horror movie, it is the worst movie of all time!!! The werewolf scenes were so cheap looking, the acting was terrible, and half the movie was about a bunch of drunk rednecks dancing to country music. They didn't even show the werewolf till the end; and it was a cheap computer-morph of a girl turning into one. Then finally when this God-awful movie was almost over and the town people were gonna kill the werewolf they didn't even show it. Don't ever think about buying this movie, i'd rent it with some friends and make fun of it cuz that is all it is worth. The makers of the original "Howling" must have crapped their pants when they saw this movie.If you want a great werewolf movie get the original Howling or American Werewolf in London. If you are bored and have a couple of bucks to waste go rent this movie with some friends and let the laughter begin.