Review
What the Fans Are Saying:
"I absolutely LOVED this book!" - @Drew_Masse
"Oh my gosh I just read your book on my kindle. I cannot stop laughing." - @EarthToJessie
"It made me laugh so hard xD" - @FoxfacePN5
"Just started Hunger But Mainly Death Games and I'm LOLing so much that my mom had to tell me to shut up." - @FiveMischief
"MUAHAHAHAH! #Hilarious" - @fmsantos93
"omg your books so funny they need to make it a parody movie" - @PeetaIsSexy
"I would quote my favorite parts, but I don't think it's quoting if you type out the whole book. Hehe." - Spence-y James
"I absolutely LOVED this book!" - @Drew_Masse
"Oh my gosh I just read your book on my kindle. I cannot stop laughing." - @EarthToJessie
"It made me laugh so hard xD" - @FoxfacePN5
"Just started Hunger But Mainly Death Games and I'm LOLing so much that my mom had to tell me to shut up." - @FiveMischief
"MUAHAHAHAH! #Hilarious" - @fmsantos93
"omg your books so funny they need to make it a parody movie" - @PeetaIsSexy
"I would quote my favorite parts, but I don't think it's quoting if you type out the whole book. Hehe." - Spence-y James
Product Description
Mockstrich season has begun. Welcome to "The Hunger But Mainly Death Games," the hilarious Hunger Games parody, and the only book brave enough to suggest that Suzanne Collins's epic trilogy was way more about death than food.
Or at least this is what Bratniss Everclean discovers, when she leaves the comforts of Slum 12, Pandumb's garbage dump, to shortsightedly volunteer for a teenage death tournament. But she soon realizes there are fates worse than death...like weirdly having to date her fellow competitor, and lifelong stalker, Pita Malarkey. Okay, okay, it's not worse than DEATH, but it's still pretty annoying.
Still, with help from her agent Oofie Triptrip and her mentor, Hagridmitch, who's pretty sure he can guide Bratniss to victory in the Tri-Wizard Cup, maybe Bratniss will somehow survive this book that she's the narrator of.
"The Hunger But Mainly Death Games" is the perfect book for anyone who's going through Hunger Games withdrawal and ready for an excellently twisted take on their favorite story and characters. This book is also for the unfortunate teens who are trapped in a Hunger Games at this very moment and could really benefit from some levity. We're here for you, assuming you brought your e-reader into the arena.
Or at least this is what Bratniss Everclean discovers, when she leaves the comforts of Slum 12, Pandumb's garbage dump, to shortsightedly volunteer for a teenage death tournament. But she soon realizes there are fates worse than death...like weirdly having to date her fellow competitor, and lifelong stalker, Pita Malarkey. Okay, okay, it's not worse than DEATH, but it's still pretty annoying.
Still, with help from her agent Oofie Triptrip and her mentor, Hagridmitch, who's pretty sure he can guide Bratniss to victory in the Tri-Wizard Cup, maybe Bratniss will somehow survive this book that she's the narrator of.
"The Hunger But Mainly Death Games" is the perfect book for anyone who's going through Hunger Games withdrawal and ready for an excellently twisted take on their favorite story and characters. This book is also for the unfortunate teens who are trapped in a Hunger Games at this very moment and could really benefit from some levity. We're here for you, assuming you brought your e-reader into the arena.
