I Bitch, Therefore I Am [Spiral-bound]

Ed Polish (Author), Darren Wotz (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: March 1, 2007

An Outrageous Compilation* of Cheeky Wit, Daring Philosophy, and Giddy Impertinence This saucy collection of fiercely feminist declarations paired with vintage advertising images is quite possibly more audacious than its predecessors, YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING and THAT'S QUEEN BITCH TO YOU! Pondering the fine points of bitchiness with provocative panache, this feisty little flipbook is for surly sophisticates, mavens on the edge, and domestic divas who take their humor with a substantial shot of attitude. *Spiral-bound book has an easel back for easy display.

 Reviews“Cheeky and daring.”—Houston Chronicle

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From the Publisher

* The third book in the best-selling BITCH series tackles love, orgasms, motherhood, politics, religion, menopause, and chocolate with audacious humor and a generous dose of bitchiness. * Includes 60 full-color advertising images from the 1940s, `50s, and `60s paired with sly, laugh-out-loud sayings. * Spiral-bound book slides smoothly into its slipcase and has an easel back for easy display on a desk, nightstand, or any flat surface screaming for estrogen attitude. * A perfect shower, hostess, birthday, or friendship gift for women of all ages.

About the Author

DARREN WOTZ does his best to appear productive to the untrained eye. Sarcasm is just one of the services he offers. He lives in Berkeley, California, and New York City.


ED POLISH is the owner of Ephemera, Inc., a novelty company specializing in stickers, buttons, refrigerator magnets, and other fun pop culture products. He resides in pastoral splendor in Ashland, Oregon.

Product Details

• Spiral-bound: 128 pages
• Publisher: Ten Speed Press (March 1, 2007)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1580088295
• ISBN-13: 978-1580088299
• Product Dimensions: 6.4 x 1 x 5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #225,782 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

Customer Reviews

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Sensational! This Will Get Passed Around the Office/Workplace, September 20, 2007

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James N Simpson (Gold Coast, QLD Australia) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: I Bitch, Therefore I Am (Spiral-bound)

This is a very clever daily calendar sized spiral bound flip chart containing a number of unpolitically correct statements combined with the conservative era of 50's advertising. I'm not sure if they are actual advertisements used or just replicas of the era but anyway beside the colour advertisement the original slogans promoting 50's products have been replaced with new statements. A lot of these do use language or refer to sex which may be offensive to some but absolutely hilarious to the rest of us.

Some of the cleaner entries (and ones Amazon will no doubt let stay on this review).
- I tried to drown my sorrows but my husband learnt to swim
- Welcome to suburbia where they tear down all the trees and name streets after them
- Daddy drinks because you cry
- I'm still missing my exhusband but my aim is improving
- Ritalin! So much easier than parenting
- It's Not That I'm Old Your Music Really Does Suck!

The only thing that maybe could be improved is the spiralling as it is quite flimsy and breakable especially considering this extremely funny item will get passed around a lot!

5.0 out of 5 stars great for decorations!!, February 9, 2010

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Nic (Texas) - See all my reviews

This review is from: I Bitch, Therefore I Am (Spiral-bound)

I mail expense reports to corporate and tape one of these to the front of the envelope. I was told they'd always look forward to seeing one in the mail, because they're hilarious!! I've owned all 4 of these. If you mail things to people (packages, etc), these are also awesome.

5.0 out of 5 stars funny, January 7, 2009

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J. Benson (SLC, Ut) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: I Bitch, Therefore I Am (Spiral-bound)

funny funny funny, and so true. I sent this to my friend for her daily affermation!