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"In this quippy, feverish love story in reverse, adman Svartz finds an incredible number of permutations within in limited premise and keeps his copy fresh throughout. This detailed replication of a personal journal may prove that revenge is best served droll."
--Time Out New York
"Mark Svartz's I Hate You, Kelly Donahue is surely like no other book I have ever read in my whole life. Svartz's book will be remembered for a long time. I give Svartz a lot of credit for writing a book in a new format. It is a brutally raw and honest account of one male's struggle with love. So, fasten your seat belt and get ready for a wonderful journey."
Mark Svartz is an author, artist, and award-winning advertising creative. Like most kids who were born and raised in Brooklyn, his lifelong dream was to write a book called "I Hate You, Kelly Donahue". Amazingly, he is the only one who succeeded. The others are all failures.
A disclaimer: The author and I went to college together. We shared a few classes in our first years, then went our separate ways. Read morePublished on January 22, 2013 by Scott K
the order came fast and in well shape but the book isnt that good the humor just isnt funny because the auther i feel tried too hard to make a joke.Published on December 10, 2012 by Mary Beth Fagle
We all have had a "Kelly Donahue" in our lives at one point or another. This book is written in a journal-like format, with Mark Svartz speaking almost directly to the reader. Read morePublished on March 26, 2012 by Amazon Customer
Mark hates Kelly Donahue. He is going to fight her to the death. and kill her. physically. This journal contains his research, data, death plans, and detailed drawings (well, or... Read morePublished on March 9, 2012 by Haley Mathiot
Smart, funny books should be celebrated a little more. You know, with parades and balloons and endless bags of confetti falling from the sky. Read morePublished on January 17, 2012 by md
This book is unlike anything else I've ever read. It pays homage to all the crazy, sometimes sick fantasies we all secretly have about our coworkers but would never admit out loud. Read morePublished on January 17, 2012 by Stumblesalot
This book is HILARIOUS. I've already purchased 4 copies of it. It's perfect to give as a gift to anyone who wants a laugh.