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I Totally Meant to Do That [Paperback]

Jane Borden
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (50 customer reviews)

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Book Description

March 1, 2011
Jane Borden is a hybrid too horrifying to exist: a hipster-debutante. She was reared in a propert Southern home in Greensboro, North Carolina, sent to boarding school in Virginia, and then went on to join a sorority in Chapel Hill. She next moved to New York and discovered that none of this grooming meant a lick to anyone. In fact, she hid her upbringing for many years--it was easier than explaining what a debutante "does" (the short answer: not much).

Anyone who has moved away from home or lived in (or dreamed of living in) New York will appreciate the hilarity of Jane's musings on the intersections of and altercations between Southern hospitality and Gotham cool.

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"What is it about North Carolina? First they gave us David Sedaris. Now they’ve produced Jane Borden. She’s charming, polite and, yes, very funny."
—A.J. Jacobs

"The classic story of Country Club mouse meets City mouse, a sweet reminder of what it feels like to be new in New York."
—Amy Poehler

"If you took Mark Twain, shaved the mustache, added lady parts, and dropped him in present-day Manhattan, he’d wind up writing this fabulous book. Instead, the universe provided Jane Borden, who nailed it."
—Ed Helms

"Reading this charming and zany debut, I just wanted to hug Jane Borden. Out of all the North Carolina greenhorns who ever navigated the funky streets of 21st century New York, she may  be my favorite. And she can write a sentence too!"
—Gary Shteyngart, author of Super Sad True Love Story

"I love how sincere Jane is while being every bit as funny as comedy writers who are detached and ironic. This is a deeply personal and hilarious love letter to both New York City and the south. I never thought I'd say those words."
—Mike Birbiglia, author of Sleepwalk with Me and Other Painfully True Stories

About the Author

JANE BORDEN has contributed to Saturday Night Live, the New York Times Magazine, Comedy Central, VH1, Time Out New York, Modern Bride, and the New York Daily News. This is her first book; to find out where she lives, you'll have to read it.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Three Rivers Press (March 1, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0307464636
  • ISBN-13: 978-0307464637
  • Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.6 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (50 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #286,193 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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This book is fun. W. Easley  |  9 reviewers made a similar statement
Bravo, Jane Borden! little penguin  |  11 reviewers made a similar statement
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Standup Comedy Act - Yes, Novel - Not Quite April 16, 2011
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Jane Borden spent about a decade in New York City doing what apparently many a college graduate southerner does, and that is simply continue the "frat" life in the city that never sleeps. Jane divided her autobiography into three sections (Dive, Sink, Surface) to delineate the major epochs of her life in the big city. Within each section are chapters that are more or less stand alone short stories, rather than a fully conceptualized development of her experiences and reflections as she grapples with the dichotomies between New York and North Carolina.

In the first section aptly titled "Dive", Jane's dialogue is full of visual interest, and laugh-out-loud moments that will have you fully engaged as she literally seems to dive into a completely different life-style with North Carolina mores as her compass.

At the start of the second section titled "Sink", Jane relates the story about her Aunt Jane and the manners book. Here we begin to really get a feel for the differences between New York, and small town North Carolina. We also, get a glimpse of Jane's working and social life in New York. So there is an expectation that you're about to understand who Jane is beyond the surface. But that depth never comes, and with each subsequent chapter, Jane becomes oddly more and more distance as a person. As each chapter seems more random and haphazard, Jane begins to rely almost exclusively on her Thesaurus to form sentences. So awkward does the story telling become, that by the time the third section "surfaces", you really don't know who this person is, nor do you care.

The concept of this book was a great one, as was the promise of the first chapters; but the execution of the novel as a whole fell short, and really ended up as more of an outline of what a more accomplished writer might do. There never was a section titled "Swim", and that is appropriate here, for this story never quite does.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Humorous in Spots, But Not Laugh Out Loud Funny March 7, 2011
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Being a New Englander originally, and having a wife who was raised in the South, I get the premise of the book, as well as the "jokes" she tells. She expected to sow her wild oats in New York for a while and then move back to North Carolina to settle down. A lot of students from the South do that.

That she stayed in New York for a much longer period than expected is not a story in itself, nor is the fact that she is torn between living in New York and North Carolina. I haven't lived in New England in well over 20 years, and I still miss it, but that doesn't make for a compelling story. Yes, some of her escapades were humorous, but as another reviewer said....she's no Mark Twain.

The book is well written, but lacks any real connective issues. It wasn't for me, but maybe it will be for you.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining but Bland April 1, 2011
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I am a Southerner born and bred and spent 2 years living 'up North' so I was eager to read this memoir and get Jane's perspective on the two cultures at variance. It was mildly entertaining but I found myself wanting to skip over some paragraphs that just seemed to be page fillers without any true context to the story (vignette) being told. There was too much detail to some stories and not nearly enough to others. I loved the 'Aunt Jane' stories possibly because I had an 'Aunt Marie' who was so similar. Her recollections reminded me of things my (also childless) aunt would tell me and my two sisters: "Ladies don't sweat", "You need to use a little more eyebrow color", "A few highlights in your hair wouldn't hurt at all", "It looks like you have gained a couple of pounds since I saw you last, you know you better watch that". We loved her dearly, but that is just the kind of things Aunts say in the South - they are family. So I guess I wish there were more family stories. We are never really introduced to any of her friends or roommates in NYC and I firmly believe we are known by the company we keep so I didn't feel like I got to know Jane. I found the book to be amusing and there were some funny moments, but after I read it, I wanted to ask 'So?'

I will pass this book along to a young friend (also from 'the South') who is currently living up in NYC and loving every minute of it. Maybe she will have a different perspective and can will share her opinion.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Sometimes touching, often hilarious; a fine read
I Totally Meant To Do That pictures a mirrored pair of islands after its title page--Manhattan vs. North Carolina. Read more
Published 2 days ago by Susan O'Neill
5.0 out of 5 stars Fascinating & Funny
Wow, I totally got into this book and couldn't put it down. I Totally Meant To Do That is a wonderfully vivid account by Jane Borden that will keep you in stitches from start to... Read more
Published 1 month ago by SevereWX
3.0 out of 5 stars interesting read
this book arrived early, but I am not enjoying the read as much as the person who recommended it to me.
Published 2 months ago by Sue Hoerauf
2.0 out of 5 stars Maybe you need to be from the South
Didn't find this funny 90% of the time... Pretty big disappointment. Couldn't wait for book to end so I could move on. She never ties in many parts of book.
Published 4 months ago by kristen maurer
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!
This book is an absolute hoot. You will fall out of your chair laughing. Just like the author, I'm from NC and spent time in the north. I could really relate to the author. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Gekkonidae
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun & polished
From Canal Street knockoffs to Carolina rush, a well written spin on big bad NYC through the eyes of a self-described sassy southern belle. Read more
Published 8 months ago by penandbrush
5.0 out of 5 stars Leigh.C
Absolutely my favorite book over the past 12 months. Yes, it is not anything that is going to leave you forever touched or make you want to change the world tomorrow, but it will... Read more
Published 14 months ago by Leigh.C
2.0 out of 5 stars I never....laughed.
I think, after reading some of the reviews on this book, that I was supposed to laugh at some point while I was reading it. Not at the book, mind you, but "with" the book. Read more
Published 14 months ago by J. Weiss
4.0 out of 5 stars Not too bad at all
I just finished Jane Borden's I Totally Meant To Do That a couple of days ago, and I liked it. The book relates the author's story of growing up in the South, then moving to New... Read more
Published 15 months ago by S. Smith
5.0 out of 5 stars LOL
The book made me Laugh out Loud. I especially enjoyed Borden's description of her job as a secret shopper, battling the world of fake purses. Read more
Published 18 months ago by Kerri Wood Thomson
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