The list author says: "I've always liked dirty books. When I was growing up and all the other kids were reading Sweet Valley Twins and The Babysitters Club (yawn!), I was stealing my mom's Danielle Steele novels and skimming them for sex scenes. Now I buy my own dirty books--and they make Danielle Steele look like a nun. But I like decent writing and a good story or else the sex is repetitive and boring. Here are some novels that appeal to my perverted sensibilites. I read a ton of sexy books and these are the best of the best. Read them and thank me."