393 of 421 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
This is the life!!, July 6, 2010
This review is from: IWC Men's IW504207 Portuguese Tourbillon Myst?re Watch (Watch)
Initially I hesitated because the price was far too low and I had deep misgivings concerning the workmanship of this timepiece. But upon purchasing it I found it to be quite remarkable in every way. Not only are souls of deceased popes, prophets and kings embedded into this watch but it constantly maintains simultaneous two-way connections to Buddah, Jesus, the Prophet Mohammed, and Moses. It makes intergalactic travel a breeze and it definitely holds up to the wears and tears of traveling light-speed between uncharted quasars. This watch, however, is far from perfect. It allows for only 80 simultaneous rifts in the space time continuum severely limiting both time travel capabilities and dark energy manipulation. Moreover, while this watch can instantaneously transform itself into a living breathing Megan Fox completely subject to your will, there is far too much grass on the field for any civilized gentleman. I would've returned it but one of the third world infants we use as Christmas tree ornaments happened to free herself and managed to zap herself into a parallel existence. I say good riddance to them both!
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144 of 162 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
A shipping charge? seriousely?, June 18, 2010
This review is from: IWC Men's IW504207 Portuguese Tourbillon Myst?re Watch (Watch)
Best Watch I Have Ever Owned!! I was going to purchase a second watch but I did not want to pay another 9.95 in shipping.
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28 of 31 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Well worth the money, August 17, 2010
This review is from: IWC Men's IW504207 Portuguese Tourbillon Myst?re Watch (Watch)
Fantastic timepiece that is surprisingly heavy on my wrist. The only problem I have is that it doesn't look like it's worth $100000. I paid $88000 for mine and didn't buy it from Amazon, because of fear it might get lost in the mail. When I wear this watch I feel rich, but I want others to tremble in my presence and women to strip off their clothing and present their bodies tome. Unfortunately it does neither.
I was deciding between buying this watch or paying down my mortgage. I decided to get a home equity loan and add to my mortgage. It's ammortized over 35 years so I barely feel the payments. And if I do end up losing my house, wife, and car, i'll still have this beauty around my wrist.
For those who ask why one would pay so much for this watch, it's the same as buying a Hyundai vs. a Lamborghini. This looks better, performs better, and damn it, not everyone is driving one. The movements and mechanicals are in-house engineered. What else am I supposed to do with my money? This watch reminds me everyday that I am better than everyone else and that I need material possession to validate my existence, and not all that other hokey stuff like love, religions, children or charity.
God bless this country and all that it has given to me. I wish all of you reading this could get a CEO-like severance package like I did. Quitting never felt this good. You should buy this watch if you can afford it. What am I talking about, if you can afford it, you wouldnt be on amazon.com
The only reason I didn't give it 5 stars is, I prefer a shiny black face, this one is a dark gray. Also, they need to make a digital model with a light so it's easier to read at night.
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