Customer Reviews

IWC

5 star:		(12)
4 star:		(3)
3 star:		(2)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(1)

 

 

I was going to purchase this watch, especially since it is 25% off. Most of my friends own one too. However, I saw that it did not qualify for free shipping, and I think that kills the deal.

Not only does this watch tell time - which can be useful - it can actually STOP time. Yes, this watch allows you to STOP TIME. That funny-looking button on the left side of the watch allows you to gain dominion over the Fourth Dimension. What a bargain - a 200K TIME MACHINE. Don't be fooled by imitators - this is the REAL DEAL. Most time machines run upwards of 10-15 million - this is a steal!

Although I'm now living in my Ranger so I could apply my mortgage payment towards the watch I just love it. Since I can easily see the current phase of the moon through my front window it's nice to be able to verify this on my watch.

A++++ WOULD BUY AGAIN!!11

To those of you complaining about the price and wondering how a watch could cost so much, you haven't given it a chance. In actuality, this watch is 45 feet tall.

My wife got mad at me after I bought this. Now I have refinance my mortgage. Worth every 20400000 pennies.

I was perusing the shopping page during an extreme snowstorm and blizzard and came across this watch while stuck at an Internet cafe and spa. It was priced very high but since I was in Norway, I thought it was priced in Gorsebogs (Swedish currency). Unfortunately, it was in American dollars.

Now the ratio of Gorsebogs (Swedish currency) to American dollars doesn't add up, so you forfeit a lot of conversion points just in the fact that the Gorsebogs (Swedish currency) have deflated due to a recent economic crisis. Since most Swedish currency is now useless, I thought it was still an advantageous idea to purchase the watch, since gold is the new currency of the future.

Well, the watch is not even made out of gold. It is made out of gold Ignots and studded with Afrikanner diamonds.

Now the watch is not handsome at all, it looks like a badly designed Chinese knock up that a 2 dollar used store carries in a back alley in Hong Kong. It takes mini batteries that leak and there's too many hands to know the actual time. There's about 34 functions related to sun dials and the winding apparatus. Apparently you can tell what the date is on 83 sub-continents and on the sun. What use that serves is unbeknownst to me.

I promptly returned the watch for a refund and also included a note explaining that I had nothing personal against the skilled mechanical robotic hands that built this in Karem Indonesia.

The best watch i've ever had. The golden color goes well with my 1972 Chevy Vega (also gold color-original). However, I keep the watch in a safty deposit box since i live in a section 8 housing for which i only pay $80 a month. Great watch though. I recommend it to everyone specially people on sec 8.

...I bought one of these for a relative and I think she uses it as a collar for her cat. IWC = one happy cat.

I have a single piece of knowledge to pass on about this watch. You must be saying to yourself that no timepiece or any item that only weighs in as grammage could possibley be worth 240k$. You would be right if you weren't speaking of the most remarkable product of time. Notice the switch on the 9 o'clock side. It is the pattented "minute repeater" this little golden lever allows you to literally REPEAT a MINUTE.
How does it work? There is nobody left on Earth that understands the methods behind the minute repeater.
How do I know all this? Because I haven't purchased the minute repeater yet, but I will, and therefore am in perfect sync with my future self who has already informed me of its powers. Simply put I do know now because soon I will know.
And that, my friends, is worth [...]. The sixty-grand [...] is simply there to deter people from playing with the international money market.

This watch is horrible! Do not buy it, under any circumstances! This watch ruined my life, and I'm sure it will ruin yours too.

How did it ruin my life, you may ask me. Well, it is not due to a lack of money. The price of this watch meant nothing to me. I've been in contact with so many Nigerians within the past few years and helped them so much with their uncle King Abazarujabahad-ruh that they each send me approximately $50,000,000 per month for my efforts. What did end up ruining my life, however, was the way the watch worked.

See, the watch doesn't work using a normally charged battery. Nor is it one of those fancy "charge-as-you-move" watches. No, this watch actually works at the level of your soul. Positioned at just the right distance from your hand, this watch sits flush with your soul. Every 44 hours, it has to recharge itself with your soul. It does it while you're sleeping, so you don't even notice!

You may be wondering why I wear the watch when I'm sleeping. The answer, is that it has a self-soldering clasp on it. Once you put it on your wrist, it solders itself together, so that nobody can steal the watch from you, unless they chop off your wrist and slide it off. Unfortunately, if they do that, then they can't get it onto their own wrists, unless they chop it off too.

Anyway, back to the soul stealing - every few nights, this watch saps your soul, bit by bit, until one day, when you wake up, you're in Hell! I awoke just this morning to the smell of sulfur and brimstone. Upon opening my eyes, I realized I was in Hell, without a soul. I was astounded! I hadn't deserved to be down here. But, alas, I was. All because of this stupid watch. The only nice thing is that Satan himself loves my watch. He has been serving me all day, just so that he can get glimpses of my watch.

I did notice that on the side of my watch, there is a small etching which says "666". I'm not sure what exactly that means. I'm assuming that it means I have the 666th watch created in this collection. However, I cannot be sure.

Despite stealing my soul and destroying my life, this watch is absolutely horrible at keeping track of time. It loses a second of time for every second passed. I bought it at 4:00pm a few weeks ago, and it appears to still be 4:00pm on that very same day. Hmmm, perhaps that is why I went to Hell. Perhaps I broke free of the space-time continuum, and landed inside Hell. I may try my best to break free of it again and see if I can get back onto earth. If I can figure out the powers of the watch, I may be able to sell this thing on Ebay for much more than I paid for it! Then I can buy me even more of these watches. Perhaps I will give one to each of my Nigerian friends. They can break free of time and see their dead uncle Abazarujabahad-ruh. That would be splendid!

Alas, my time is running short. The time is about up for my watch, so I must go to sleep and let it recharge. If this works well, I will certainly change my review to a 5-star. But for now, a 1-star will suffice, until I can understand more the working complexes of this magnificent watch.

Thank you for allowing me to purchase this watch, thank you for allowing me to go to Hell, and thank you for giving me this wonderful deal on the watch. I love it, but I will certainly miss my SD friends.....at least until I can break the continuum again, once and for all.