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If I Don't Six [Hardcover]

Elwood Reid (Author)
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August 3, 1998
Elwood Reid first appeared on the literary stage with a powerful and bruising story called "What Salmon Know," which appeared in the March 1997 issue of GQ.  Here was a writer not afraid to examine the soulful underside of the American male, or the violence that accompanies disappointed dreams.  Now, in his first, extraordinary novel, Reid tells the story of Elwood Riley, a six-foot-six, 275-pound blue-collar kid whose ticket out of Cleveland is a "full ride" football scholarship to the University of Michigan.

But Riley is cursed with intelligence and an awareness of the vicious inhumanity of the college football system.  If Riley doesn't want to "six"--lose his scholarship or get maimed--he has to become a "fella," a pain-loving freak too nihilistic to care what he does to himself or others.  And after Riley encounters the alluring, mysteriously damaged Kate, his dilemma becomes ever more painful.

Elwood Reid's portrait of this world is at once blackly humorous, starkly tragic, and perfectly detailed.  With deft strokes, he portrays emotionally stunted coaches who have mastered the art of humiliating and manipulating young men, groupies attracted to the fame but undone by the shocking cruelty of the players, and the athletes themselves, who grow addicted to violence, alcohol, and steroids, too caught up in the glory of playing for Big Blue to notice they are mere meat to the coaches and the university.

In tough, spare, beautiful prose that should invite comparisons to the works of Thom Jones and Denis Johnson, Reid describes a place where young men damage their souls and their bodies in pursuit of a worthless glamor.  This is a profound, unsettling book about a familiar yet hidden world--a Greek tragedy in cleats.

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What is it about the Great Lakes State? In this searingly dark and funny first novel, Reid, once a lineman for the University of Michigan Wolverines, puts the college gridiron to the fire the way former Dallas Cowboy Pete Gent, once a receiver for the Michigan State Spartans, did years ago for the pros in his rollicking classic, North Dallas Forty. Reid's protagonist, Elwood Riley, like Reid himself, is a block-of-granite, working-class kid who assumes he's reached life's end zone when his high school exploits nab him a football scholarship to Michigan. But he's got brains to match his brawn, and a growing awareness of himself and beyond himself that's desperate to break free. In the locker rooms and huddles of Big College, Cash Cow, move-'em-through-the-system football, even a little awareness encroaches into rah-rah values; it sends the metaphysical penalty flags flying.

What Riley sees around him is that the system stinks. Winning isn't just everything, it's the Holy Grail. His small-minded coaches will stop at nothing--steroids, humiliation, pain, abuse--to grab it, nor will his teammates (with nicknames like Napalm, what do you expect--serenity and circumspection?), and the university sees him as little more than fuel for the "Big Blue" machine on its ineffable march to the Rose Bowl. The Six of the title is a reference to both 86-ing, screwing up so you lose your scholarship, or deep-sixing, getting killed trying to hold onto it. Reid's biting prose and insider's ability to bring an outsider into the often unreal absurdity of big-time college sports will have readers alternately rooting for Riley to beat the system and rooting for him to get out alive and in one piece. It's that textured complexity that sends Six deep, elevating it to a higher number. --Jeff Silverman

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Elwood Riley, a high-school hulk with a fondness for philosophy, uses a football scholarship to get out of Cleveland but comes to hate the brutality of big-time college football in this lightly fictionalized expose. Punishing his body on the field and off, Elwood commits increasingly self-destructive acts as he searches for a kindred soul in the locker room, someone who shares his disapproval of the bullying and woman-hating atmosphere of jock life at the University of Michigan. Unfortunately, the most interesting character?an upperclassman who beats the system, shows Elwood how to balance team respect with personal humanity and in the process calls Elwood's bleakness into question?only shows up in a couple of scenes. Elwood's ambivalence toward the game continues until the last page; in the meantime, Reid gives his readers a harrowing (if sometimes exhaustingly detailed) description of the politics and logistics of daylong football practices and parties at which fights and rapes are commonplace. The problem here is Elwood himself, whose pious horror at these events seems tacked on and meretricious. Reid lets his fictional alter ego drift passively along, mouthing repentance and outrage at his teammates' behavior and his own acts of thuggery, without quite owning up to the game's powerful attraction to the bullies who play it; the result is either a flawed character or inconsistent writing (or possibly both) at the center of an otherwise smart, gritty tale. Agent, Gordon Kato; editor, Bill Thomas; author tour; film rights to MCA for New Line Cinema. (Sept.) FYI: Reid played offensive line for the University of Michigan.
Copyright 1998 Reed Business Information, Inc.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 272 pages
  • Publisher: Doubleday; 1st edition (August 3, 1998)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0385491190
  • ISBN-13: 978-0385491198
  • Product Dimensions: 9.4 x 6.2 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 15.2 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,992,971 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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4.0 out of 5 stars introspective, muckraking expose of "big-time" football, November 24, 1999
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This is a disturbing, unsettling novel, one which will not make friends with those who believe in the myth of the All-American boy and the notion that collegiate athletics are populated by "student-athletes." Indeed, If I Don't Six compels the reader to examine not only the financial corruption of collegiate football, but it forces the reader to sadly ponder the corruption of many young men who prostate themselves at the altar of mind-numbingly dumb coaches. Anti-intellectualism and body-breaking comepte for attention in this tightly written and fatalistic novel. As I approached the conclusion, I marveled that the author lived to speak about his experiences, rueful of the enormous costs he has paid.
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5.0 out of 5 stars a terrific evocation of the male world, August 18, 1999
This review is from: If I Don't Six (Hardcover)
I finished Elwood Reid's novel more than two weeks ago and its events and characters are still very much with me. On the surface the novel is a depiction of big time football at Michigan, and the main character's stoical rejection of its values, but its themes run much deeper than that. Reid captures the male world anywhere, regardless of milieu--high school, sports, or business--a place where the smashing of egos goes on until a hierarchy is determined. The book is wonderfully felt and alive, its scenes tangible, poignant, funny, and terrifying; and in the main character's refusal to be tackled and kept down by the world around him, the novel rises into a kind of heroism as real as it is remarkable.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Horrifyingly accurate accounting of Div. One football, November 25, 1998
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"Sports Books" as a genre leave a great deal to be desired, both in the writers' delivery and the subject's depth. "Six" is one of those trancendent efforts done a disservice by being lumped in the sports category. With writing succeeding on its own merits, I was doubly entertained by the characters, recognized from my own Pac 10 locker room experiences by different names but similar social retardation. The best I can say after reading this book is that, pushing 40 years old, I feel less regret for "thinking too much", college football's greatest sin. Is Reid accurate in his portrayal? Unfortunately, very. It really is that bad in places, though the unthinkable behavior is necessarily more condensed here. However, one should realize that football programs reflect their leadership and institutional standards to SOME extent. A John Robinson or a Lou Holtz will enforce standards well above what you read about here. A fine book, though not for the squeemish. Most importantly, if you're an ex-player, or a participant as we speak, you owe yourself a look at these pages to see if you recognize yourself.
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