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If They Mated [Paperback]

Robert Smigel (Author), Andy Richter (Author), Louis C. K. (Author), Ned Goldreyer (Author), Michael Gordon (Author), Jonathan Groff (Author), Marsh McCall (Author), Brian Reich (Author), David Reynolds (Author), Dino Stamatopoulos (Author), Michael Stoyanov (Author), Mike Sweeney (Author), Conan O'Brien (Author, Editor)

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Publication Date: November 1995

Black-and-white computer-morphed photographs reveal the hilarious offspring results of matings between various celebrity couples--both real or imagined. Original. 100,000 first printing. $75,000 ad/promo.

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Product Details

Paperback: 136 pages
Publisher: Hyperion Books (Adult Trd Pap); 1st edition (November 1995)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0786881569
ISBN-13: 978-0786881567
Product Dimensions: 8 x 8 x 0.4 inches
Shipping Weight: 10.4 ounces

Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars See all reviews (13 customer reviews)

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #985,902 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Conan Kicks!, October 5, 2002

Ivy Lovell (Niagara Falls, Canada) - See all my reviews

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Conan O'Brien is one of the funniest men alieve and this book proves that!This book evolved from a sketch on the show(one of the best, other than Pimpbot 5000). He and the Late Night Writers are amazing,they come up with so many diffrent sketches that its not even funny. If you have ever wondered what celebrities babies looked like this book is a must have.
HAIL CONAN!

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ivy the barbarian

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4.0 out of 5 stars The Funniest Book Ever!, October 31, 2000

Robert DeFusco "defsoft@gis.net" (RI, USA) - See all my reviews
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If They Mated is one of my favorite skits on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, so I just had to buy this book. I am glad I did, it is one of the funniest books I've ever read. Even if you never saw the show before, or this skit, I highly recommend getting this book, I guaranty you'll laugh! I would have rated it a 5 but the pictures in the book are grayscale, color would have been much better, but it is still a great book.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Comedic genius Conan O'Brien displays his many talents!, January 3, 1999

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The "If They Mated" book by Conan O'Brien and staff is a colorful and humorous look at the answer to the question we've all been wondering "What if they mated?" Couples in the news, or even those rumored to be going out, and their "child", a morphed creature with the worst characteristics of the two, is shown. This book is a must!

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5.0 out of 5 stars Enter The Cone Zone
This book is GREAT! It was all I expected and better. I laughed out loud alot, and the pictures, although in black and white, are hysterical! Read more

Published on October 13, 2004 by Catherine

5.0 out of 5 stars Conan O' Brien-nuff said
Ive always loved Conans humor. He is the king of couch humor. A classic comedian. In this book he showcases my favorite, and I think everyone elses too, jokes that he does. Read more

Published on August 14, 2000 by mc_skammer

5.0 out of 5 stars He's very funny
The book is funny with hilarious pictures and commentaary. In my opinion Conan O'Brien is the best show between the hours of 12:30 AM and 1:30 AM on nbc.

Published on January 26, 2000 by Paul

5.0 out of 5 stars GREAT!
I thought it was really good.

Published on October 22, 1999

5.0 out of 5 stars Highly recommended for Late Night fans! A MUST !!!!!!!!!!!!
This book is a MUST for fans. I think it is HILARIOUSLY FUNNY. As always, the crew at Late Night never fails to make me laugh!!!! I highly recommend this book.

Published on September 17, 1999 by GBYBR@aol.com

5.0 out of 5 stars A Must Have For Any Conan O'Brien Fan
This is definately a must have for any Conan O'Brien fan. Late Night with Conan O'Brien is simply the best show ever. Read more

Published on August 17, 1999 by tonyblum@ureach.com

5.0 out of 5 stars What a great great book... FOR ME TOO POOP ON!
Conan O'Brien's brilliant writers, Andy and himself put together this original work a couple years ago and it makes me laugh every time I grace my eyes with its bible-like paper... Read more

Published on June 25, 1999 by MilwaukeeMax

5.0 out of 5 stars Worth Every Penny!
If you enjoy laughing until you puke (or puking until you laugh, for that matter) this book is ready for your coffetable! Page after page, you are kept rolling.

Published on December 1, 1998

5.0 out of 5 stars This book had me laughing from cover to cover!!!
This is my favorite segment on Conan's show and I was ecstatic when I saw the book "If They Mated". I crack up every time I look at those goofy and clever pictures!

Published on November 19, 1998

5.0 out of 5 stars Great, Funny and Entertaining!!!
If you enjoy "The Late Night with Conan O'Brien", you will enjoy this one. Although there are 138 pages, it will not take you long to complete the book, even though... Read more

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